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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2004-10-30, 04:26
Iskander Bey Iskander Bey is offline
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Default jokes about catholics

i'm so sick of jokes about minorities and jews how bout some jokes about catholics
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Old 2004-10-30, 05:00
Ezratal Ezratal is offline
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There are many.... Involving sex with young boys...
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Old 2004-10-30, 06:26
mixedbloods mixedbloods is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Iskander Bey:

i'm so sick of jokes about minorities and jews how bout some jokes about catholics

The bible.
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Old 2004-10-30, 07:00
turbo turbo is offline
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its not nice to make jokes about any religion unless you are fully informed on the religion.

Oh god father Ofeely dont please
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Old 2004-10-30, 15:16
Spindle Spindle is offline
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Half the jokes made about other religions are made-up by complete and utter idiots, who have never studied any religion, and most of the jokes have no relivance to the religion what-so-ever.
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Old 2004-10-30, 16:37
napoleon_complex napoleon_complex is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Spindle:

Half the jokes made about other religions are made-up by complete and utter idiots, who have never studied any religion, and most of the jokes have no relivance to the religion what-so-ever.
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Old 2004-10-31, 05:07
Bliizzard Bliizzard is offline
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Why do catholic boys never fart???



They do, its just sounds like a HAHH, sort of like letting the air out of a bag....

I hope its funny i just made it up ^_^
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Old 2004-10-31, 22:24
dragonfire1990 dragonfire1990 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Bliizzard:

Why do catholic boys never fart???



They do, its just sounds like a HAHH, sort of like letting the air out of a bag....

I hope its funny i just made it up ^_^

its about as funny as your stupid ass IQ of 2
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Old 2004-10-31, 22:41
Cougar Cougar is offline
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a nun goes to the gynecologist:

him: 'you're pregnant.'

her: 'geez, what people smear on the candles these days...'



Cougar
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Old 2004-11-01, 01:55
talley talley is offline
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quote:Originally posted by mixedbloods:

The bible.

Pwned!
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Old 2004-11-01, 04:56
I_Am_The_Frizzle_Fry I_Am_The_Frizzle_Fry is offline
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Greatest Christian Joke Ever:



Hey, Lois, look.

*Raises Bible above head*

Look, I'm a Christian, I'm reading the Bible. Heheheheheheheheheheheh.
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Old 2004-11-01, 05:04
shiftyboyos shiftyboyos is offline
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ummm yeah, lets be fair and discriminate against Catholics as well
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Old 2004-11-09, 07:15
mixedbloods mixedbloods is offline
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I've got one!

A Muslim who has never heard of Christianity dies and is at the pearly gates. He sais "Lord, please let me in, please save me, I have learned the error of my ways." Jesus says "No" and the muslim burns for all eternity in a lake of fire, while everybody in heaven laughs at him.

I found this gem reading the bible!
 
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