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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add xtreem5150ahm to your ignore list  
Old 2004-10-28, 05:20
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Since i have been a member of TOTSE, i have purposly avoided starting a thread. Except for my intentions of refuting the contridictions in the Bible, i think i would generally like to keep it that way. Because glory should be given to God, i have not thanked people that have said things to the effect of giving me credit.

That being said, i would like to post a site that i feel is very inciteful. If you read it, please read it carefully...

http://www.rzim.org/publications/jttran.php?seqid=48

God Bless
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Old 2004-10-28, 05:22
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That sucked. You wasted seven minutes of my life!
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Old 2004-10-28, 05:23
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Sempre Solipsist:

That sucked. You wasted seven minutes of my life!


considering i posted that only 2 minutes before you replied, i am wondering if you have solved time travel
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Old 2004-10-28, 09:19
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hehe
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Old 2004-10-28, 16:31
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Sounds like he slowed time down rather than sped up... not too useful in my book, unless you're underage. He's gonna get a hell of a lot older faster than any of us if he keeps this up.
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Old 2004-10-28, 23:25
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xtreem, where is your proof that glory should be given to god?
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Old 2004-10-29, 00:59
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I've got a question for god-

WTF?
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Old 2004-10-30, 17:57
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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quote:Originally posted by megalomaniac:

xtreem, where is your proof that glory should be given to god?
With a question like this, i would assume that you know that i will answer with the obvious answer.

OK..i'll take your "trap" and say the obvious answer...God's Word, the Bible.

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Old 2004-10-30, 18:37
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A-har-har, your linking skills rule.

"God bless"?

No thank you.

Edit: I can't believe I used "you're" instead of "your", I'm a fucking moron.

[This message has been edited by ColtWanger (edited 10-30-2004).]
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Old 2004-10-30, 18:59
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quote:Originally posted by ColtWanger:

A-har-har, your linking skills rule.
ok..teach me... what was wrong with my "skills". Did the link work? Did the correct site not show up?

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Old 2004-10-30, 22:13
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xtreem5150ahm:

OK..i'll take your "trap" and say the obvious answer...God's Word, the Bible.

Which leads us to these questions:

How do we know that the Christian god exists?

How do we know that the Bible is the Christian god's word?





[This message has been edited by R_I (edited 10-30-2004).]
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Old 2004-10-31, 03:56
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by R_I:

xtreem5150ahm:

OK..i'll take your "trap" and say the obvious answer...God's Word, the Bible.

Which leads us to these questions:
which is exactly why i chose to take the obvious answer

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Old 2004-10-31, 21:24
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by xtreem5150ahm:

ok..teach me... what was wrong with my "skills". Did the link work? Did the correct site not show up?

I apologize, when I had first clicked it nothing came up. But now it does. Weird.

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Old 2004-10-31, 22:23
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Yeah.. about that bible thing..

That was a practical joke. me an' satan were really drunk when we wrote that. It was a good laugh for the first hundred years but you people took it way too seriously.

So, you guys can just quit anytime now.
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Old 2004-11-01, 04:08
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Glory?

No, if I find that there is in fact a 'god'when I die, I'm going to bitch 'it' out for allowing such suffering. Sadistic bastard.
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Old 2004-11-01, 07:57
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In the Bible I think it sayed, god wiped out a wicked people before we came along. Was he talking about the Dinosaurs? Cause Ive never heard the Bible mention them. And they were wicked.
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Old 2004-11-01, 15:14
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Imagined:

Glory?

No, if I find that there is in fact a 'god'when I die, I'm going to bitch 'it' out for allowing such suffering. Sadistic bastard.
LOL, ok, you do that lol
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Old 2004-11-01, 15:22
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quote:Originally posted by shiftyboyos:

In the Bible I think it sayed, god wiped out a wicked people before we came along.

are you meaning the people before the flood? sodom and gomorah? if you are talking about before adam and eve, then no, the bible makes no such claim.

Was he talking about the Dinosaurs? Cause Ive never heard the Bible mention them. And they were wicked.
the word "dinosaur" is a rather new word, but the bible does mention and describe creatures that sound like what we call dinosaurs.

Digital_Savior made an excellent post reguarding this...check archives, it should still be there...wasnt too long ago.

BTW, wicked? How do you know they were wicked, unless you are meaning "wicked" as "cool", "neat", "groovy", which would then be an oppinion.



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Old 2004-11-01, 16:45
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I'd ask him: "Why do men have nipples?"
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Old 2004-11-01, 20:52
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Wicked as in eaten eachother, but I geuss thats just eating dinner. So I geuss its not really wicked. I'll look into that Sodom thing.
 


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