Do you think that God posts on Totse. If so who would he be?

Ezratal.

No.

Adonai.

Elohim.

El Shaddai.

Why am I hearing that damn Joan Osburne song?

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

No.

Adonai.

Elohim.

El Shaddai.

I'm curious about the names. Care to explicate to a heathen?

quote:Originally posted by goodcharlotterule:

Do you think that God posts on Totse. If so who would he be?

You found me out, my Son. Ascend to heaven and wine and dine with me. After that, we will take the virginities of 10,000 women without popping a single Viagra pill, that is the glory of heaven. Then, we will do battle for our pleasure with Thor and Odin, who live across the street in Valhalla.

Then, we will rest for 10,000 earth years, because even I, the Almighty, must rest after all of that.

Sorry, I'm in a facetious mood today.

Yes, yes I do

"What if god was one of us

"just a slob like one of us

"just a stranger on a bus

"trying to make his way home..."

*giggles*

Cheers,

Lost

I think he'd be "Misunderstood", that or something like "SpongeBobSquarePants" or "HotGirl69".

God IS totse. dummys...

quote:Originally posted by SurahAhriman:

I'm curious about the names. Care to explicate to a heathen?

I would explain anything to you, Surah.

If I didn't care about where you go, I wouldn't bother. I wish you wouldn't see me as the enemy...

Anyway, they are Hebrew and Aramaic names for God.

Elohim - A name for God in the Hebrew Scriptures.

Adonai - Lord. Used in Judaism as a spoken substitute for the ineffable name of God.

El Shaddai - The Omnipotent. The name of God in frequent use in the Hebrew Scriptures, generally translated "the Almighty."

God bless.

quote:Originally posted by Mitizaa:

God IS totse. dummys...

We're in trouble !

A song I grew up with (it's VERY beautiful when "heard"...much might be lost upon "reading" it)

El Shaddai, El Shaddai,

El-Elyon na Adonai,

Age to age You're still the same,

By the power of the name.

El Shaddai, El Shaddai,

Erkahmka na Adonai,

We will praise and lift You high,

El Shaddai.

Through your love and through the ram,

You saved the son of Abraham;

Through the power of your hand,

Turned the sea into dry land.

To the outcast on her knees,

You were the God who really sees,

And by Your might,

You set Your children free.

El Shaddai, El Shaddai,

El-Elyon na Adonai,

Age to age You're still the same,

By the power of the name.

El Shaddai, El Shaddai,

Erkahmka na Adonai,

We will praise and lift You high,

El Shaddai.

Through the years You made it clear,

That the time of Christ was near,

Though the people couldn't see

What Messiah ought to be.

Though Your Word contained the plan,

They just would not understand

Your most awesome work was done

Through the frailty of Your Son.

El Shaddai, El Shaddai,

El-Elyon na Adonai,

Age to age You're still the same,

By the power of the name.

El Shaddai, El Shaddai,

Erkahmka na Adonai,

I will praise you 'till I die,

El Shaddai.

El Shaddai, El Shaddai,

El-Elyon na Adonai,

Age to age You're still the same,

By the power of the name.

El Shaddai, El Shaddai,

Erkahmka na Adonai,

I will praise you 'till I die.

El Shaddai.

What about "I am"?

An Ezra is a hebrewic priest of the old times.... What is God, really, if not the first hebrewic priest?

Back in my church going days El Shaddai was one of my favorite songs. I was in several choirs over the years and no matter how many times I sang it, it always sent shivers down my spine and made me feel...deeper.

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I can totally relate.

It's one of "those" songs...brings me closer to Him, every time.

Nice to meet a fellow choir person.

quote:Originally posted by SurahAhriman:

What about "I am"?

Ok, but the Hebrew version of that is believed to be too sacred to say.

In English, that certainly applies.

quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

I can totally relate.

It's one of "those" songs...brings me closer to Him, every time.

Nice to meet a fellow choir person.



Also, singing Amazing Grace to the Gilligans' Island theme was pretty cool too.

The hardest I ever had to do was Handels Messiah - talk about work! But when a Choir sings it well, it can really fill a room.

Furthermore, when I asked God His name, He said, "I AM" - and I said, "gee, I AM TOO!"

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quote:Originally posted by goodcharlotterule:

Do you think that God posts on Totse. If so who would he be?

there is no god.

and even if there was, he wouldn't post on this board... that's a stupid question...

then again, i guess he should, like, be able to do anything, and we couldn't understand his reasoning anyways, right? so maybe he does...

but which one of us would he be??? digital_savior, maybe? that name would fit, but it's too obvious... surahahriman? nah, he's a buddhist i think... rust? he's definitely bright enough, and his arguments seem to have no end... maybe it's me!!! what the hell does eil mean anyways????

HOLY SHIT, I'M SO PSYCHED!!!!! i can't believe god posts on totse!!!!

Digital_Saviour IS god, I thought it was obvious from the beginning. Either that or the second coming, or both. Look at his name and his posts. !!!!

I bags crucifying him/her/it, you take the picture of mary's (gustave) reaction.

"If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be - a Christian."

-Mark Twain

God can't post in this forum, its not mentioned in the bible and therefore doesn't exist...

quote:Originally posted by Eil:

surahahriman? nah, he's a buddhist i think...

Why couldn't god be a buddhist?

quote:Originally posted by Eil:

there is no god.



To claim there is no god with such conviction is dumb.

You do not know.

God Owns everyone in the most insane way imaginable. His username would probably be JesusAndFriends. or 100% God

quote:Sorry, it appears that that user (God (http://www.totse.com/bin/bbs/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=God)) is no longer registered for our forums. No profile information is available for that user.

33% God

quote:Originally posted by Eil:

surahahriman? nah, he's a buddhist i think...

I'm an atheist, dude.

quote:Originally posted by Needsahug:

Sorry, it appears that that user (God (http://www.totse.com/bin/bbs/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=God)) is no longer registered for our forums. No profile information is available for that user.

Well, that solves that mystery.

OmG You a fan to goodcharlotterules yay a new friend

But satan (http://www.totse.com/bin/bbs/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Satan) is.

Gustave is god

33% god

33% of him does. The other 67% is doin his thing.

EDIT: Somebody should register as 67% God

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Doubtably, but there probably is someone on totse that proclaims themself as a god.

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

To claim there is no god with such conviction is dumb.

You do not know.

if you're not being facetious, then you're point is dumb.

quote:Originally posted by SurahAhriman:

I'm an atheist, dude.

wow, now my world makes no sense.

jk dude. i was purposely being stupid in that first post. why'd no one get that?

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

"What if god was one of us

"just a slob like one of us

"just a stranger on a bus

"trying to make his way home..."

*giggles*

Cheers,

Lost

hate to burst your bubble but htat was lyrics froma bogan song in austrlia

quote:Originally posted by Mitizaa:

God IS totse. dummys...

quote:Originally posted by SurahAhriman:

I'm an atheist, dude.

I thought you were Muslim ??

*thoroughly puzzled now*

quote:Originally posted by Eil:

what the hell does eil mean anyways????

Good question !

I've been meaning to ask...*sheepish grin*

Please indulge me.

quote:Originally posted by shuu:

Digital_Saviour IS god, I thought it was obvious from the beginning. Either that or the second coming, or both. Look at his name and his posts. !!!!

I bags crucifying him/her/it, you take the picture of mary's (gustave) reaction.

I need a Gibberish Translator for this post.

Anyone know where I can get one ?

And I'm a SHE.

I'd like to think if god did visit totse he'd smite people like Was the guru, because my god would.

I dunno... does anyone want the American Jesus though?

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/badreligion/americanjesus.html

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