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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2004-10-14, 01:49
fatmanGTHO fatmanGTHO is offline
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Default Selling my soul to the Devil

How do i do it? Any tips? Any differences if i want something intangible (Musical Ability, love, sex) versus something tangible ("I'd sell my soul for a formula one racing car").

Thanks guys.
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Old 2004-10-14, 01:52
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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Default Re: Selling my soul to the Devil

Okay, one, if there is a God and a Devil, why would you want to sell your soul? Life is then just a tiny moment of your conscious existance then(assuming that there's heaven and hell).
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Old 2004-10-14, 01:53
fatmanGTHO fatmanGTHO is offline
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So i can have something in return, because i'm living now. I'll deal with eternity later.
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Old 2004-10-14, 02:16
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Although I really dont recommed doing that, its your choice. Theres a true story about a guy who was 14 years old, so he was just hanging out with his friends and this idea hit him.

He decided to write an advertising, him selling his sould for 15 bucks. He wrote it on a piece of paper, made a few copies and posted them around the city.

Later that day, he comes home and theres a black shadow right in front of him, holding that pieve of paper.

I dont really remember what happened after that but the guy actually lost his soul.
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Old 2004-10-14, 02:53
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that's not how it goes... there's a donation website about that kid... he put an ad on a free classifieds web page, and the next day his family found him in the fetal position with an empty bottle of oxycontin... he was commited to an insane asylum and all he ever does now is draw a picture of a rough black shadow holding a piece of paper. he doesn't talk and he doesn't respond to anything except a pen and paper... a ton of tests have been done, and he doesn't respond to food, drink, pain, or people. and his eyes don't move around much -they pretty much just stare straight ahead, wide open.

the picture's wicked freaky, it's definitely legit. if i find the web page again, i'll post it... it's something like www.savepjssoul.com (http://www.savepjssoul.com) or

whatever the initials of his name were...
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Old 2004-10-14, 02:54
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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Wow nobody has said that Satan already owns your soul you silly heathen.
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Old 2004-10-14, 02:56
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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Eil your link is broken.
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Old 2004-10-14, 02:58
Eil Eil is offline
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i know - that's what i meant. i can't remember the kid's initials... also it might have been something like freepjssoul.com... sorry, i'm looking for it now.
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Old 2004-10-14, 02:59
fatmanGTHO fatmanGTHO is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:

Wow nobody has said that Satan already owns your soul you silly heathen.

So all those years of drinking, greed, sloth, gambling and dirty sex have really paid off. great.
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Old 2004-10-14, 03:01
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That doesn't necessarily mean the kid lost his soul. He could have done some regretable shit for the bottle of oxy's, then whilst on a large amount of oxy had a feeling like he was dying (my friend on heroin has described it as though you're sinking into you're bed, or something like that.) remembered his pious family raising him and what they taught him. Thus going insane.

I used to have a collection of souls, these people never went insane or have soulless eyes not responding to pain or people or whatever. I'm actually talking to one of the people who gave me their soul right now. She's doing just fine, sense of humor and love and pain everything.

I'll take your soul off your hands.
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Old 2004-10-14, 04:58
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I dedicated my soul to Satan, that's a little different to 'selling your soul to the devil'.
 #12 
Old 2004-10-14, 14:00
Streetvision Streetvision is offline
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http://www.wewantyoursoul.com/
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Old 2004-10-14, 18:25
uncoolcreep uncoolcreep is offline
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my friend recently sold me half of his soul...nothing's happened to him....
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Old 2004-10-14, 21:53
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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What half?
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Old 2004-10-14, 22:50
NurotiK_SykotiK NurotiK_SykotiK is offline
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Default Re: Selling my soul to the Devil

quote:Originally posted by fatmanGTHO:

How do i do it? Any tips? Any differences if i want something intangible (Musical Ability, love, sex) versus something tangible ("I'd sell my soul for a formula one racing car").

Thanks guys.

You should try to sell your soul for eternal salvation.
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Old 2004-10-15, 03:56
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quote:Originally posted by NurotiK_SykotiK:

You should try to sell your soul for eternal salvation.



Exactly. If you believe in terms of heaven and hell why would you want to sell your soul? Wouldn't heaven be much, much better?
 #17 
Old 2004-10-15, 04:49
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your souls not yours to sell
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Old 2004-10-15, 05:00
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*clears throat*

As a former worshipper of the "opposite of light", I must tell you that how you are portraying it is not the way that it is.

There is no "exchange system".

It simply doesn't work like that.

And though your question MAY be genuine in nature, it shows a glaring ignorance that testifies to the fact that you OUGHT NOT to play with things you don't understand.

Asking questions won't help you understand it, either.

Seek it out...I am not encouraging you to be a Satanist, but the literature is out there, and so is Lucifer.

He's more than willing to show you the way to destruction, if that is what you wish to do.

If you have to ask, then you aren't serious, in my opinion.

I was sacrificing animals by the time I was 13... THIRTEEN ! That is abhorrant. But it was in me, and the paths were clear.

I was born with certain abilities that just manifested themselves as I grew older.

And those that sought profit from it, capitalized on it. I didn't have to ask, and I didn't have to seek it out.

You cannot say to Lucifer, "I will do THIS, if you give me THIS."

Research it...but know that it is dangerous ground you "think" you want to tread upon.

Just think about it.
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Old 2004-10-15, 07:07
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quote:Originally posted by NurotiK_SykotiK:

You should try to sell your soul for eternal salvation.



That's fuckin' brilliant, brilliant I say!
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Old 2004-10-15, 07:24
moldykorn moldykorn is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

*clears throat*

As a former worshipper of the "opposite of light", I must tell you that how you are portraying it is not the way that it is.

There is no "exchange system".

It simply doesn't work like that.

And though your question MAY be genuine in nature, it shows a glaring ignorance that testifies to the fact that you OUGHT NOT to play with things you don't understand.

Asking questions won't help you understand it, either.

Seek it out...I am not encouraging you to be a Satanist, but the literature is out there, and so is Lucifer.

He's more than willing to show you the way to destruction, if that is what you wish to do.

If you have to ask, then you aren't serious, in my opinion.

I was sacrificing animals by the time I was 13... THIRTEEN ! That is abhorrant. But it was in me, and the paths were clear.

I was born with certain abilities that just manifested themselves as I grew older.

And those that sought profit from it, capitalized on it. I didn't have to ask, and I didn't have to seek it out.

You cannot say to Lucifer, "I will do THIS, if you give me THIS."

Research it...but know that it is dangerous ground you "think" you want to tread upon.

Just think about it.

sounds like you have severe mental problems, torturing animals is a sign of being a serial killer........
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Old 2004-10-15, 08:59
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go to:

www.marilynmanson.com (http://www.marilynmanson.com)

or

www.dewn.com/mm/ (http://www.dewn.com/mm/)
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Old 2004-10-15, 15:44
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quote:Originally posted by moldykorn:

sounds like you have severe mental problems, torturing animals is a sign of being a serial killer........

And YOU don't know what you're talking about.

I said I WAS...

I am now a born again Christian, and the atrocities of my past have been forgiven, by the grace of God.

I did have severe mental problems, which is all the more a testament to the existence of God. I could not have come out of that period in my life without Him.

No drug would have cured me.

No psychologist could have talked their way through the maze of my psychotic mind.

There was no other way out.

Today, I am a normal, healthy woman, with 3 kids, a great job, and a wonderful husband.

At the time, I couldn't have imagined being where I am now.

It was grace, and I will be forever thankful for it.

[This message has been edited by Digital_Savior (edited 10-15-2004).]
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Old 2004-10-15, 16:06
Gnool Gnool is offline
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Perhaps I'm taking this post too seriously, but I really don't think it's possible to sell your soul, especially to Satan (whom I don't beleive exists). But... whatever floats your boat

[This message has been edited by Gnool (edited 10-15-2004).]
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Old 2004-10-15, 18:38
The Sex Turnip The Sex Turnip is offline
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quote:Originally posted by FuckBeast:

Although I really dont recommed doing that, its your choice. Theres a true story about a guy who was 14 years old, so he was just hanging out with his friends and this idea hit him.

He decided to write an advertising, him selling his sould for 15 bucks. He wrote it on a piece of paper, made a few copies and posted them around the city.

Later that day, he comes home and theres a black shadow right in front of him, holding that pieve of paper.

I dont really remember what happened after that but the guy actually lost his soul.

OMG!!! THAT R SOO COOL!!!

But seriously selling your soul is a great way to get money off morons, and piss off religious types, even if you are religious you should that if you believe in a soul, you cant sell it by writing it on a peice of paper, people need to stop being bitches and accept there is no after-life,

in response to the thread starter, just find a rich/stupid kid in school and say do you wanna buy my soul for £-- . -- amount, if they refuse just lower the price till they agreee, paper + ink into $$$ now thats a miricale
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Old 2004-10-15, 20:21
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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I found one on ebay, curently selling for ten dollars with about an hour left to bid. But the asshole is ripping you off, he is charging five dollars for shipping.

It is item number 5526229334 if anyone wants it. I can't make a link work.

[This message has been edited by MasterPython (edited 10-15-2004).]
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Old 2004-10-15, 20:21
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HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
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Old 2004-10-15, 21:16
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quote:Originally posted by The Sex Turnip:

paper + ink into $$$ now thats a miricale

You realize that's how all money works right? There is no objective value to it. It's paper + ink. Unless it's in change form, in which case it's still contains no objective value other then being copper/nickel/whatever.
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Old 2004-10-15, 21:19
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On the face of it, the whole notion is profoundly silly, since Satan and hell are myths.

However, there ARE certain entities who will exchange various and sundry material considerations for, well, certain services.
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Old 2004-10-15, 21:20
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quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

On the face of it, the whole notion is profoundly silly, since Satan and hell are myths.

However, there ARE certain entities who will exchange various and sundry material considerations for, well, certain services.

You mean whores?
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Old 2004-10-15, 22:21
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YOU MUST BE EXTREMELY BORED, GET A GF
 
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