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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2004-10-01, 09:38
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http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/e/w/eww114/satan.html

It was posted in IFIOTW, and I've seen it before around the net.

Worth a look, and a laugh.
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Old 2004-10-01, 11:12
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lmao
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Old 2004-10-01, 16:44
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Views videotapes excessively of horror, heavy metal music.

Involved in drugs or sexual activity.

Heavy into fantasy games. Note: Fantasy games have no rules or guidelines. They encourage creativity without boundaries. The player loses the boundary between reality and fantasy.

Computer interest.

Greeting with left hand horn signal.

Phone calls asking for someone other than your child's name. Caller may be asking for your child and using their satanic name.

Unreasonable feelings of paranoia directed toward authorities.

Depressive personality.

Wearing pale make-up, dyeing hair black.

Listening to black metal or heavy metal music groups with occult lyrics, symbols or references to occult worship.

Books dealing with rituals, necromancy , Helter Skelter Faces of Death Videos, Video\rquote s (Note: I have no idea what that is supposed to be....)such as The Believer

Books on Satanism, black magic, or witchcraft. (Including Christian material.)

Secretive and isolated.

Alienated, argumentative or violent behavior.

Rejection of parental values.



Huh. Looks like I'm about 75% satanic. It's a shame that none of it is real.

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Old 2004-10-01, 23:10
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They should make some kind of cliche online quiz on that site using those facts.

"How satanic is YOUR child?"
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Old 2004-10-02, 05:12
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I think the best one is:

Involved in drugs or sexual activity.

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Old 2004-10-13, 05:09
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quote:Originally posted by SurahAhriman:

Views videotapes excessively of horror, heavy metal music.

Involved in drugs or sexual activity.

Heavy into fantasy games. Note: Fantasy games have no rules or guidelines. They encourage creativity without boundaries. The player loses the boundary between reality and fantasy.

Computer interest.

Greeting with left hand horn signal.

Phone calls asking for someone other than your child's name. Caller may be asking for your child and using their satanic name.

Unreasonable feelings of paranoia directed toward authorities.

Depressive personality.

Wearing pale make-up, dyeing hair black.

Listening to black metal or heavy metal music groups with occult lyrics, symbols or references to occult worship.

Books dealing with rituals, necromancy , Helter Skelter Faces of Death Videos, Video\rquote s (Note: I have no idea what that is supposed to be....)such as The Believer

Books on Satanism, black magic, or witchcraft. (Including Christian material.)

Secretive and isolated.

Alienated, argumentative or violent behavior.

Rejection of parental values.



Huh. Looks like I'm about 75% satanic. It's a shame that none of it is real.



hmmm.....i like the fourth one. so....does that mean that the person who wrote that is interested in the occult? and the last three, is he suggesting that 99.99999% of all people were/are interested in the occult during the teenage years? interesting
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Old 2004-10-13, 19:08
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quote:Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:

http:../../www.personal.psu.edu/users/e/w/eww114/satan.html

It was posted in IFIOTW, and I've seen it before around the net.

Worth a look, and a laugh.
this is the sort of shit that I hate with every ounce of my self. Left side does not represent evil, it represents the femenine side of the body in most pagan beliefs. I am wiccan, and i can tell you that Wicca has nothing to do with devil worship. I dont even wear black clothing, and the heaviest music i listen to is probably metallica. I dont do most of the bullshit thats on that list. shit like that just pisses me off....

Freak



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EDIT:femenine is considered sacred in pagan beliefs

[This message has been edited by FrEaKy sTyLey (edited 10-13-2004).]
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Old 2004-10-13, 19:26
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LMAO!
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Old 2004-10-13, 19:34
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Your talking about pagan and/or wiccan beliefs. This article is talking about something entirely different and unrealated to you. Damn, some people are just full of themselves....
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Old 2004-10-14, 23:42
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I say we burn everyone who does anything on that list...Including the Christians who have literature on occult/satanism (even christian literature)...which means whoever wrote that needs to burn themselves for the Lord.

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Old 2004-10-15, 01:02
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quote:Originally posted by FrEaKy sTyLey:

this is the sort of shit that I hate with every ounce of my self. Left side does not represent evil, it represents the femenine side of the body in most pagan beliefs. I am wiccan, and i can tell you that Wicca has nothing to do with devil worship. I dont even wear black clothing, and the heaviest music i listen to is probably metallica. I dont do most of the bullshit thats on that list. shit like that just pisses me off....

Freak



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EDIT:femenine is considered sacred in pagan beliefs

[This message has been edited by FrEaKy sTyLey (edited 10-13-2004).]
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Wicca

Pretending to be an ancient religion since 1957
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Old 2004-10-16, 23:54
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Huh. Looks like I'm about 75% satanic. It's a shame that none of it is real.



Me too.. WE'RE GOING TO HELL!!..

Not only are christians crazy they also have too much time on their hands.
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Old 2004-10-17, 02:03
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quote:Originally posted by SurahAhriman:

Heavy into fantasy games. Note: Fantasy games have no rules or guidelines.
Yup, that's why they have so many rule books.

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Old 2004-10-17, 02:36
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quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:

Yup, that's why they have so many rule books.

LMAO...

That didn't occur to me.

Lets see... 3rd edition d&d, when it first came out, you would need:

PHB

DMG

MM

which would cost something like 100 $AU altogether.

Now, if you actually wanted a premade world, rather then starting from scratch, you would want the fogotten realms campaign book, along with at least 3 other supplements....

GAIH!

Role playing games are a tool of greedy capitolists, not the devil!
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Old 2004-10-17, 03:17
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Quote:
quote:oc·cult ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-klt, klt)

adj.

Of, relating to, or dealing with supernatural influences, agencies, or phenomena.

Beyond the realm of human comprehension; inscrutable.

Available only to the initiate; secret: occult lore. See Synonyms at mysterious.

Hidden from view; concealed.

Medicine. Detectable only by microscopic examination or chemical analysis, as a minute blood sample.

Not accompanied by readily detectable signs or symptoms: occult carcinoma.

n.

Occult practices or techniques: a student of the occult.

v. oc·cult·ed, oc·cult·ing, oc·cults (-klt)

v. tr.

To conceal or cause to disappear from view.

Astronomy. To conceal by occultation: The moon occulted Mars.

v. intr.

To become concealed or extinguished at regular intervals: a lighthouse beacon that occults every 45 seconds.



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[Latin occultus, secret, past participle of occulere, to cover over. See kel-1 in Indo-European Roots.]

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oc·cultly adv.

oc·cultness n.



oc·cult (-klt, klt)

adj.

Hidden; concealed.

Detectable only by microscopic examination or chemical analysis.

Not accompanied by readily detectable signs or symptoms.
Isn't then, Christianity The Occult? Something concealed in my pocket is The Occult as well...information not to be veiwed by citizens with no security clearance is The Occult...

What the hell is wrong with Christians? That article is definatley a sign of insanity as is most christian material, as well as bigotry, obssesion, brainwashing and being brainwashed, and an ingorance of logic, science and fact.

How is D&D 'The Occult' both in the popular culture definition of the word and the dictionary definition? About 99% at least of D&D players would not consider themselves to be practitioners of the occult as players of the game...
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Old 2004-10-17, 04:38
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shit the idiots who write this stuff umm everyone has half of those in their life. I listen to metal metal and bruce springsteen so the christain bastard who wrote that should be shot in the face
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Old 2004-10-17, 05:06
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quote:Originally posted by FrEaKy sTyLey:

I am wiccan, and i can tell you that Wicca has nothing to do with devil worship.

Freak

EDIT:femenine is considered sacred in pagan beliefs

http:../../www.angelfire.com/wi2/thetrut...ldgardner.html

You should read Dee, LaVey, Crowley or Aquino... seriously, Wicca is for new age teenage bimbos who want to cram their shallow existence with meaning.
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Old 2004-10-17, 06:42
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its funny how its put out by christians, supposedly about the occult, looks like its directed at pagans........if only they were bright enough to look under their noses and see how much paganism and pagain markings are in\and have influenced christianity
 


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