Join my religious cult!

We worship Doornobs. They are my explantion of a higher being. They are aren't they? I mean you can't get into a room without using on. Those they are the great enlitener. More to be explained in my great holy text, to be written soon, by my doornob of course, the holy of holy doornobs. It is to my cult what the rock at Mecca is to Muslims.

And yet there is a bruttle afterlife, for the bad. For the doorhandle is the root of all evil. Users of such are doomed to an enterity of magnesium/potassium metals being poured on them, then a drench of water will cover there unholy souls. And those they burn to death.



Yet paradie is yet a step away:

The rules are simple:

1.Follow the law

2. No doorhandles(or you'll go strait to the evil place)

3. Don't be overly stupid

Simple!

Now just worship doornobs with peace offering, shinnings, and proper burial, when they get to old(they break). Remeber the holy text is on its way!

The name will be either Wogism, or Doornobism.

[This message has been edited by bpr14 (edited 09-18-2004).]

And tho shall not worship false doorhandles Or yo will burn for all eternity in the hell

Face it no one wants to join your gay cult

[ilbastardoh]

It's that whole follow the law thing that get's me believeing your full of shit. Why not worship everything, anything even if it's stupid and dangerous. It's all part of the same universe. Get stoked go nuts quit your job, slack off, it's only cause you're normal that you are controlled. You hate it, but you let others get away with murder on a massive scale. Simply by conforming, even trying to not to conform is conforming cause 1,000,000's do it, and anything that's predictable can be controlled. Freedom exists in doing whatever the fuck you want to experience yourself doing. Yes even if you feel like murdering, and oh the consequenses are real enough, but it has no effect on your real life. The only thing that holds you back is your imagination. A conditioned person, who has a regular 9-5 job, imagines that he's forced to waste his time on meaningless mediocrity. As a result his imagination creates this world, in the form of unnecessary consumption. Trying to fill the void he's imagined himself to have created, doing something that only "benefits" a few rich S.O.B.'s who look down on you.