if jesus comes back will he be on tv. or somehow the whole world will be able to see him

just go downtown theres lots of jesus's

they might want money from you

yeah, but Moses is way more cooler than Jesus. He can hook you up.

live in the same city

jesus came back from minnesota like 2 weekends ago. it was awesome because i smoked with jesus before he left. Jesus has came and he wasnt pissed.

If Jesus came back to Earth and he had the power s that were generally attributed to him, he would probably be able to communicate with everyone with telepathy on a global scale. Well, thats what I would do if I were him and I wanted to get down to business of saving and kicking the shit out of those modern-day Christian corporations(he has a habit of beating his own people doing greedy things). But since he's Jesus, he may be killed by super soldiers from outer space and we'll all have to wait 2000 years for more fireworks

He has probably come back several times already. We keep trying to kill him.

Maybe next time he will arrive on a space ship.

he will be one unhappy dude.

he could have a catch phrase, like-

this time, its personal.

back with a vengance.

eh, thats all i can think of.

in terminator voice:

come vit me if you vant to live forever.

The man's dead, get over it.

As for the consciousness...

quote:Originally posted by Fuck:

The man's dead, get over it.

As for the consciousness...

Yeah, and if he does come for a visit, A: I bet he keeps hidden from the media, and B: I hope to God I bump into him.

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

Yeah, and if he does come for a visit, A: I bet he keeps hidden from the media, and B: I hope to God I bump into him.

Jesus had prostitutes and bums for company back in his day, so you'd have to search pretty low to find him.