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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2004-09-11, 23:17
Waterwings Waterwings is offline
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http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

This link was posted so long ago, maybe a year. and since there are so many new people to totse i figured i'd let them have a chance to see it and discuss it. so what are your thoughts? opinions?
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Old 2004-09-12, 00:46
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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Is that a real recruiting site? My friend found it and we both though it was a joke like landoverbaptist.
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Old 2004-09-12, 01:51
dearestnight_falcon dearestnight_falcon is offline
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http://objective.jesussave.us/shutdown.html

Look at that one...

I've seen this site before, I'm pretty certain its by the same people that brought us Landover Baptist - just trying for more publicity.
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Old 2004-09-12, 01:57
theBishop theBishop is offline
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I thought the kids page was cute and goofy. I think brainwashing is going a little far.

The hindu thing "how many gods do you have" is pure gold!

But the shutdown page dearestnight posted is total insanity. I'd like too see on there something like this:

The midget porn industry was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our midget porno, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.

There's some fairly impressive flash work on there. I'd like to talk to the webmaster.

theBishop

[This message has been edited by theBishop (edited 09-12-2004).]
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Old 2004-09-12, 02:28
beergoggles beergoggles is offline
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quote:If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,

TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to

these poor lost souls yourself, however

AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

Eh..alot of atheists I ahve met are happy haha . im atheist and I am ... this site is worse than veggie dogs.....

quote:And parents, don't forget to visit our store

for fun Lambuel & friends merchandise

that your (and your neighbor's) kids will love!

and your neighbor's kids .. they are trying to spread it all throughout the world ... RUN!
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Old 2004-09-12, 04:28
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Waterwings:

http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

This link was posted so long ago, maybe a year. and since there are so many new people to totse i figured i'd let them have a chance to see it and discuss it. so what are your thoughts? opinions?

This site and the /shutdown site are kind of funny.

The thing is, i get the feeling that it is not a christian site, but possibly a site specifically designed for the purpose of making Christians look like morons.
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Old 2004-09-12, 07:25
Lucky Lucky is offline
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haha yah this has to be a joke. Like when they talk about the athesists my dad gave me that same talk except it was about needles I find in the street just replace atheist with needle. As well the thing about the science fact. I swear to holy god it said the T-rex was a herbivore or some shit like that.
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Old 2004-09-12, 07:31
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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The funiest fake christian thing I have seen was about how men should never touch their penus. They said that you should just point in the general direction of the toilet and let it fly. Or be like George W Bush and wear diapers. I think it was on landover baptist, not sure.
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Old 2004-09-12, 07:47
WolfinSheepsClothing WolfinSheepsClothing is offline
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"The thing is, i get the feeling that it is not a christian site, but possibly a site specifically designed for the purpose of making Christians look like morons."



Yeah, as if the Southern Baptists weren't doing a good enough job.
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Old 2004-09-12, 08:32
Waterwings Waterwings is offline
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quote:Originally posted by xtreem5150ahm:

This site and the /shutdown site are kind of funny.

The thing is, i get the feeling that it is not a christian site, but possibly a site specifically designed for the purpose of making Christians look like morons.



ohh good way of looking at it, you would be a good poster in conspiracy if you're not already
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Old 2004-09-12, 22:56
Optimus Prime Optimus Prime is offline
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Sadly, that Objective shit one is a serious site; they are persuing legal action against Landover, and for the most part are failing miserably, hehe.
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Old 2004-09-12, 23:49
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quote:Originally posted by WolfinSheepsClothing:

..."specifically designed for the purpose of making Christians look like morons."

Yeah, as if the Southern Baptists weren't doing a good enough job.

^ True, that
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Old 2004-09-13, 01:06
neX neX is offline
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sweet i want to make a mr. gruff the athiest goat out of paper!!!
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Old 2004-09-13, 01:24
theBishop theBishop is offline
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is no one going to respond to my midget porno comment or are you too pussy.
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Old 2004-09-13, 02:03
xtreem5150ahm xtreem5150ahm is offline
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quote:Originally posted by theBishop:

is no one going to respond to my midget porno comment or are you too pussy.

correct, no one seems to be responding, musta sounded funnier in your mind...

dont worry, i have alot of those also.

in fact, my step-daughters call me a dork several times a week... or else just roll their eyes.
 
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