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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2004-09-08, 04:24
reallystupidstuff reallystupidstuff is offline
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I've got it! I've never SEEEN it so clearly. I am god. I live separatly here in my personal perception of the universe. You wont possibly begin to understand what I mean unless you happen to become your god.

That's ok, as long as you dont force your god onto my god which is me. The only fundamental rule is don't treat other beings or gods or antibeings or apparitions or ideas or inatimate objects or anything else we might discover along the way with malice. Period. You dont need any customs or cerimonies, but we can if we want too. It's totally up to us. We have free will in any within any probability. Impossibility will not happen but it exists as ideas. I can't really put it in language but the closest I can come to is that the question is, Why? The answer is, Why NOT. Its rather abstract, but thats the nature of the universe and as my god, I control my perception of it. All I gotta do is not mess anything up too bad.
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Old 2004-09-08, 04:31
Eil Eil is offline
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your god sucks
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Old 2004-09-08, 04:34
reallystupidstuff reallystupidstuff is offline
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your self sucks.



Edit: HAHA I'm a god and you are not.

[This message has been edited by reallystupidstuff (edited 09-08-2004).]
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Old 2004-09-08, 04:48
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quote:Originally posted by reallystupidstuff:



Edit: HAHA I'm a god and you are not.

[This message has been edited by reallystupidstuff (edited 09-08-2004).]



Ok. Prove that you're a god...Answer this question....How many fingers am I holding up?
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Old 2004-09-08, 04:50
WolfinSheepsClothing WolfinSheepsClothing is offline
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"why? The answer is why not?"



Why not is never a correct answer for why.It's like saying bog exists because you can't prove he doesn't,of course nobody can prove he does exist either. It's a logical fallacy of the form "argument from ignorance".
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Old 2004-09-08, 04:59
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truck: i cant tell, if we had the same god i'd ask it but to the best of my knowledge we are all separate perceptions. my perception does not extend to where you as a person are because you exist to me as a few letters on a screen. Im not capable of seeing through the screen as I am only god of my personal expirience and ideas so far. We are all separate and can only connect with each other on a physical level and somehow become one and then the two of us will know how many fingers are up...

As you can see I am making this up as I go anlong but as a lone conciousness in an unexplainable universe I am doing the best I can.

Wolf: It all depends on how you percieve god, im not trying to argue about it I'm merely trying to state a perception and communicate an idea i am figuring out. Take it or leave it, its my idea

[This message has been edited by reallystupidstuff (edited 09-08-2004).]
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Old 2004-09-08, 05:09
Eil Eil is offline
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quote:Originally posted by reallystupidstuff:

your self sucks.



Edit: HAHA I'm a god and you are not.

[This message has been edited by reallystupidstuff (edited 09-08-2004).]

perfect example of 'argument from ignorance.' you obviously didn't get the implication that when i said, 'your god sucks,' i actually meant 'your self sucks.'

if you did, why on earth would you try so hard and futilely to consider yourself clever with such a weak comeback?
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Old 2004-09-08, 05:22
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quote:Originally posted by reallystupidstuff:

truck: i cant tell, if we had the same god i'd ask it but to the best of my knowledge we are all separate perceptions. my perception does not extend to where you as a person are because you exist to me as a few letters on a screen. Im not capable of seeing through the screen as I am only god of my personal expirience and ideas so far. We are all separate and can only connect with each other on a physical level and somehow become one and then the two of us will know how many fingers are up...

As you can see I am making this up as I go anlong but as a lone conciousness in an unexplainable universe I am doing the best I can.



I hope you realize that you really suck at being a god.
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Old 2004-09-08, 06:16
BaKeD_gOoDs BaKeD_gOoDs is offline
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You're no speacial K
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Old 2004-09-08, 08:09
Eil Eil is offline
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btw, reallystupidstuff, i was only joking around when i said your god sucks... you missed my point, took me way too seriously, and proved for others to see that you are not a 'lone conciousness in an unexplainable universe.'

'while it's an interesting question that really appeals to the ego, it is full of holes, it's simplistic, it can be dangerous, and it's easily refuted. it's not a realization, it just an idea - a rambling, nonsensical notion entertained for the sake of 'why not?'

if it were a realization, you'd be able to express it clearly to others.

also, it isn't your idea. the church of satan proposes it as a fundamental principle of satanism.

i've entertained it too, there's nothing really there. god cannot be exclusively internal, because then 'what's all this crap outside of god?'
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Old 2004-09-08, 08:14
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i forgot. ^that being said, it's good that your mind is questioning... i didn't mean to be condescending, i honestly thought that was funny when i typed it and was hoping you would laugh.
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Old 2004-09-08, 08:53
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Green Tea is my god.
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Old 2004-09-08, 12:27
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I believe you reallystupidstuff.

And as soon as we all want the same thing, we can unite.
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Old 2004-09-08, 18:57
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quote:Originally posted by Eil:

i forgot. ^that being said, it's good that your mind is questioning... i didn't mean to be condescending, i honestly thought that was funny when i typed it and was hoping you would laugh.

i did laugh
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Old 2004-09-08, 19:00
reallystupidstuff reallystupidstuff is offline
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on second thought i think existense itself is probably a joke and a very amusing one at that
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Old 2004-09-08, 20:12
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Well... we're all God. Just all need to realize.

"Man is a God unaware that he is such. It is his unawareness alone that makes him a man" - I forgot who said that.

[This message has been edited by Fuck (edited 09-08-2004).]
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Old 2004-09-09, 04:13
reallystupidstuff reallystupidstuff is offline
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fuck, thats ingenious.
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Old 2004-09-10, 01:27
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http://perdurabo10.tripod.com/

we are gods in amnesia

blinded by the filthy religion you call christianity which is only made up by our enemies who can see us but we cannot see them but soon all shall see and the light will be shown
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Old 2004-09-10, 07:02
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I can understand you not agreeing with Christianity, but doesn't your INCESSANT need to spread hatred against it seem a little much to you ?

I don't see any Christians attacking Satanists, or Spiritual Satanists, or whatever you all are calling yourselves these days.
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Old 2004-09-13, 21:30
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quote:Originally posted by reallystupidstuff:

I've got it! I've never SEEEN it so clearly. I am god. I live separatly here in my personal perception of the universe. You wont possibly begin to understand what I mean unless you happen to become your god.

That's ok, as long as you dont force your god onto my god which is me. The only fundamental rule is don't treat other beings or gods or antibeings or apparitions or ideas or inatimate objects or anything else we might discover along the way with malice. Period. You dont need any customs or cerimonies, but we can if we want too. It's totally up to us. We have free will in any within any probability. Impossibility will not happen but it exists as ideas. I can't really put it in language but the closest I can come to is that the question is, Why? The answer is, Why NOT. Its rather abstract, but thats the nature of the universe and as my god, I control my perception of it. All I gotta do is not mess anything up too bad.

What you have discovered has an actually name. It is known as the Law of Thelema as written by Baphomet (Alaestor Crowley) in the Book of the Law. Your interpretation is not to be confused with the book's, though, for it also states a few other nuances you are neglecting such as you are simply living your will (NOT WHIM, BUT PURPOSE, DRIVE, ETC) and other things. If you want more information, read the Book of the Law or research any number of the essays critiquing it.
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Old 2004-09-13, 21:40
Eil Eil is offline
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it is also called hubris.
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Old 2004-09-14, 00:04
AngrySquirrel AngrySquirrel is offline
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Yeah, and I'm a Mushroom God. So what?
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Old 2004-09-14, 13:46
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quote:Originally posted by reallystupidstuff:

I've got it! I've never SEEEN it so clearly. I am god. I live separatly here in my personal perception of the universe. You wont possibly begin to understand what I mean unless you happen to become your god.

That's ok, as long as you dont force your god onto my god which is me. The only fundamental rule is don't treat other beings or gods or antibeings or apparitions or ideas or inatimate objects or anything else we might discover along the way with malice. Period. You dont need any customs or cerimonies, but we can if we want too. It's totally up to us. We have free will in any within any probability. Impossibility will not happen but it exists as ideas. I can't really put it in language but the closest I can come to is that the question is, Why? The answer is, Why NOT. Its rather abstract, but thats the nature of the universe and as my god, I control my perception of it. All I gotta do is not mess anything up too bad.

dude i totally agree.. i have been thinking abot this for some time now... I am the only one that can affect my existance. Because if i didn't exist then neither would my perception of the universe and reality. So it is only logical that i am my own god and the creator of my own perception. its great realising this.
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Old 2004-09-14, 19:44
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Isn't that what John Maclaine (Bruce Willis) said in Diehard With a Vengeance when Zeus (Samuel Jackson) told him to act like he was crazy?
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Old 2004-09-15, 00:20
reallystupidstuff reallystupidstuff is offline
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quote:Originally posted by AngrySquirrel:

Yeah, and I'm a Mushroom God. So what?

some of those ideas can be attributed to shrooms.
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Old 2004-09-15, 03:51
Eil Eil is offline
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i thought they seemed familiar.
 
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