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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2004-09-08, 03:35
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yea it does i swear. ill even use my neighbor for an example. he is a millionare and has a nice house and grandchildren, he seems happy. he does have a memory problem though. theres only one problem. he WAS a millionaire. he started going to a church twice a week and not even a month later he was found hanging in his barn.

good job that church did!
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Old 2004-09-08, 05:38
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LOL !

Which church ?
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Old 2004-09-08, 05:45
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While I find that funny, there was obviously a pre-existing condition. Maybe the person was depressed their whole life, and instead of taking zoloft, they tried taking bog himself.

Once the the depressed, yet rational human being realized religion was simply a construct of man to answer questions of meaning, he said: fuck it, let's swing. There is a moral to this quaint allegory: drugs are good, do drugs.
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Old 2004-09-08, 05:49
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Yes, except there is no mention of the OTHER events going on in his life, and it is unreasonable to assume that it was the CHURCH's fault that this guy was too cowardly to live his life.

Perhaps he found out that his child had been murdered, or that his wife had cheated on him, that day.

Or, how about this; He was rich, right ? Family members try to whack their relatives all the time, for insurance policies. Wouldn't be too hard to strangle the guy, and then hang him from a rafter.

If the story is even true, that is.

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Old 2004-09-08, 06:05
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Digital_Savior:

Yes, except there is no mention of the OTHER events going on in his life, and it is unreasonable to assume that it was the CHURCH's fault that this guy was too cowardly to live his life.

Perhaps he found out that his child had been murdered, or that his wife had cheated on him, that day.

Or, how about this; He was rich, right ? Family members try to whack their relatives all the time, for insurance policies. Wouldn't be too hard to strangle the guy, and then hang him from a rafter.

If the story is even true, that is.



This is going to become an episode of C.S.I.

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Old 2004-09-08, 13:37
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Was it a Baptist or Pentecostal church? if so, it would all make sense...

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