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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2004-08-31, 04:03
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I was just heading to bed and I thought I would tell everyone to read the satanic bible.

I'll see ya in hell and we'll have a party.
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Old 2004-08-31, 04:10
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#1. Satanism doesn't believe in Hell. They believe Satan is just the aspects of life Science and religion have not taken out of the "darkness". Hell is a Christian teaching, and christian alone.

#2. Satanism is spelled with the s, not a z.

#3. The Satanic bible is not "Satanism". It's modern Satanism. Satanism in the origional sence refers to Traditional Satanism.

#4. Satanism believes in no entities, so there is no Hell.



#5. Satanism believes in no after life aside from fulfillment of the ego.



[This message has been edited by Gyhth (edited 08-31-2004).]
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Old 2004-08-31, 04:31
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Gyhth:

#1. Satanism doesn't believe in Hell. They believe Satan is just the aspects of life Science and religion have not taken out of the "darkness". Hell is a Christian teaching, and christian alone.

#2. Satanism is spelled with the s, not a z.

#3. The Satanic bible is not "Satanism". It's modern Satanism. Satanism in the origional sence refers to Traditional Satanism.

#4. Satanism believes in no entities, so there is no Hell.



#5. Satanism believes in no after life aside from fulfillment of the ego.

[This message has been edited by Gyhth (edited 08-31-2004).]
this is the first time, and probably last time ill post in this forum.



[foghornleghorn]I do declare that you sir just got owned[/foghornleghorn]
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Old 2004-08-31, 05:31
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Yea totally owned
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Old 2004-08-31, 09:59
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GWNED!
 


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