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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2004-08-21, 04:35
UN!F13D UN!F13D is offline
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Default I know Where Heaven is!

Ok this there came to me well i was lying on the bathroom floor looking at the bright lights inbetween puking. Yea i was drunk but READ ON, it makes sense.

[B]MY THEORY IS THAT HEAVEN IS IN LIGHT.[B] Now this is why i think that. Einstien has said that time stops when you go the speeb of light, and the bible says life after death is eternal. So if you live in light time will never tick therefore it can't end. And if you think about it, all near death expierence victims say they say a white light tunneling towards them. And from Sci-fi films when a spaceship goes fast all you can see is a tunneling effect.

And the bible also goes on to say that god can see everything at all times(this is where it gets tricky) so then i went on to think that maybe god is light so thats how he sees everything.

Now i know my theories have flaws and i actually never looked to into to einstiens studies(its to complicated for me) but i would like to know what you guys think about it and if you guys can prove me wrong.(< thats not trying to be a dick, i actually think that i am wrong andjust dont understand exactly wat einstien ment)
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Old 2004-08-21, 05:08
dearestnight_falcon dearestnight_falcon is offline
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Default Re: I know Where Heaven is!

Meh, maybe.

Reminds me of something interesting...

"If your leaders say to you, 'Look, the (Father's) kingdom is in the sky,' then the birds of the sky will precede you. If they say to you, 'It is in the sea,' then the fish will precede you. Rather, the kingdom is within you and it is outside you."

- Jesus
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Old 2004-08-21, 05:19
UN!F13D UN!F13D is offline
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Default Re: I know Where Heaven is!

I was actually thinkin about putting this in the "science of the damned" section because i wanna see if my theory agrees with einstien.
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Old 2004-08-21, 05:38
dearestnight_falcon dearestnight_falcon is offline
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Default Re: I know Where Heaven is!

quote:Originally posted by UN!F13D:

I was actually thinkin about putting this in the "science of the damned" section because i wanna see if my theory agrees with einstien.

It isn't a theory, of even a hypotheisis, its just speculation.

I mean, can you honestly prove that conciousness speeds somehow becomes light? or exist after dead?

Sorry, I don't want to sound nasty or anything, but this won't go down well in mad scientists, and science of the damned has nothing to do with science...
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Old 2004-08-21, 06:16
UN!F13D UN!F13D is offline
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That was why i didnt wanna put it there... for fear of being flamed.
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Old 2004-08-21, 06:50
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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Ya, I get what you are saying.

To reach the speed of light you can't be carying any mass.

When you are dead your soul is no longer carying all that dead weight around and is free to join the rest of the light.

Interesting.
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Old 2004-08-21, 10:58
dearestnight_falcon dearestnight_falcon is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MasterPython:

Ya, I get what you are saying.

To reach the speed of light you can't be carying any mass.

When you are dead your soul is no longer carying all that dead weight around and is free to join the rest of the light.

Interesting.



Yeah... its a cool thought. It reminds me of a way I managed to get an atheist friend to accept the posibilty of a sort of afterlife thing - if your perception of time increased exponentially as you got closer to death, then you would, from your perspective, live forever.

Of course, that likely doesn't happen, but it was the concept that I was trying to get across.

Sorta like - if you hold your hands 1 metre apart, and every second close half the distance between them, you will never touch.
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Old 2004-08-21, 16:46
freakalishus freakalishus is offline
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Default Re: I know Where Heaven is!

err i duno how to do that quote thing.. but

posted by UN!F13D

"And if you think about it, all near death expierence victims say they say a white light tunneling towards them. And from Sci-fi films when a spaceship goes fast all you can see is a tunneling effect"

So, whiel you wre drunk.. you found heaven... based on a theory that is based on wat people say and wat you see in sci-fi movies.. rite... well i'll just let everyone else draw their own conclusions... aside form the fact that were nto even sure if there is a heaven.. wouldn't that make us all feel dumb....
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Old 2004-08-21, 18:12
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It's nice to see people post new theories in "My God.." for a change.
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Old 2004-08-22, 00:09
outcast outcast is offline
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Default Re: I know Where Heaven is!

Interesting thought.

Ever think that maybe 'heaven' and 'hell' are simply a state of being?
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Old 2004-08-22, 04:59
UN!F13D UN!F13D is offline
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I dunno, its just a thought i thought you all might like to hear. I dont think its necesarly right but i just thought that some people here would be interested in the thought and maybe provide there own.
 
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