Official quick comment thread

This is to help lighten the mood of the forum and remind us that we are all people with different beliefs.

One for Christians:

If and when Jesus comes back, wouldn't the last thing he'd want to see be a cross?

One for Buddhists:

Haven't you realized that eternal nothingness blows ass, no matter how tranquil?

One for Jews:

Haha, you're Jews.

One for Shintoists:

A tree is not a fucking cool god.

Another for Christians:

I think you could improve the PR of Jesus if he would Badass himself up. Give him two guns, a leather jacket and a mean streak and you've got yourself one likable badass messiah.

Add on others for other religions. Hopefully this will get people to realise that we don't just pick on one.

BLASPHEMY....

THOU SHALT BURN IN THE ETERNAL-HELL-FIRES FOR YOUR RIDICULE OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!

[RAOVQ]

quote:Originally posted by Duo:

Another for Christians:

I think you could improve the PR of Jesus if he would Badass himself up. Give him two guns, a leather jacket and a mean streak and you've got yourself one likable badass messiah.

sounds more like terminator 2

And would that not make you turn towards the Holy Messiah if he could kick your ass?

[sp0rkius]

The whole state of California already believes the Terminator's part of the holy trinity...

[icantthinkofaname]

Sounds a bit like the whole "Catholic Wow!" and "Buddy Jesus" from Dogma.

[Social Junker]

quote:Originally posted by Duo:



One for Buddhists:

Haven't you realized that eternal nothingness blows ass, no matter how tranquil?

Haha, maybe from a Western viewpoint...

http:../../ship-of-fools.com/default.htm

On a related note to the thread starter...

Taoism - Shit happens

Buddhism - If shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam - If shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism - Shit happens because you deserve it

Protestantism - Let shit happen to someone else

Judaism - Why does shit always happen to us?

Credit where it's due, it's from a fridge magnet