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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2004-08-01, 06:38
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a rich guy up the street from me was in nam for a while. over memorial day weekend this year he hanged himself. he went to a church for about 2 months before that. he left all his property, all his money and his expensive cars to the church. WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ALL YOUR SHIT TO A FUCKING CHURCH?!?!?!?!?! when i die i may give a suitcase bomb to a church, thats about it.
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Old 2004-08-01, 06:41
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I'd be more interested in why he hanged himself.
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Old 2004-08-01, 12:35
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I know this is incredibly bad taste, but how many vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?
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Old 2004-08-01, 14:00
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At the end of the day it's about personal choice, if the guy wanted to leave his money to the church he can.
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Old 2004-08-01, 16:50
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quote:Originally posted by inquisitor_11:

I know this is incredibly bad taste, but how many vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?
none of your business! are you a VC spy or something?



was it bad taste that i gave the punch line?



[This message has been edited by xtreem5150ahm (edited 08-01-2004).]
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Old 2004-08-01, 16:54
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by mutilated_thoughts:

a rich guy up the street from me was in nam for a while. over memorial day weekend this year he hanged himself. he went to a church for about 2 months before that. he left all his property, all his money and his expensive cars to the church. WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ALL YOUR SHIT TO A FUCKING CHURCH?!?!?!?!?! when i die i may give a suitcase bomb to a church, thats about it.


I agree with The Rabbi and Mr Happy. Also, why so much anger from you (about the church)?
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Old 2004-08-01, 19:20
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Well if he's talking about the catholic church, they have more money than god. They don't need anymore funding for their pedophilic asses. I live In Portland, if you haven't seen it yet, the archbishop of the diocese of portland filed for bankrupcy, but these child touching bastards won't even count their land and buildings in their assets. My mother is catholic and I was/am being raised as one, as I go to a catholic school and have most of my life. So I am pretty damn well versed in the dogma.

Maybe he doesnt like the church because he realizes the primal fears that it plays on. Maybe he doessn't like the church because he's been disenchanted with it, Big Grey haired God, sitting upon his throne of gold watching over us doesn't work for him. I know that most of you don't see him like that, but that is the way he is conveyed in most churches.

I think he is a broad, namely alanis morissete.
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Old 2004-08-01, 21:18
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quote:Originally posted by aTribeCalledSean:

alanis morissete.
she cant be God... her voice is worse than fingernails on a chalk board.. i feel like someone is pounding railround spikes through my skull when i hear her "sing".

  #9   Add Zman to your ignore list  
Old 2004-08-01, 22:16
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quote:Originally posted by mutilated_thoughts:

. WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ALL YOUR SHIT TO A FUCKING CHURCH?!?!?!?!?!
if he didn't have anyone else to give it to....

man..vietnam was messed up. a lot of people are screwed up cuz of that

[This message has been edited by Zman (edited 08-01-2004).]
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Old 2004-08-01, 23:54
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The punch line that I'd always heard was:

<angry vet voice> "You wouldn't know, you weren't there!" </angry vet voice>
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Old 2004-08-02, 02:30
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by inquisitor_11:

The punch line that I'd always heard was:

<angry vet voice> "You wouldn't know, you weren't there!" </angry vet voice>
ok, that one is better than mine
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Old 2004-08-02, 07:01
aTribeCalledSean aTribeCalledSean is offline
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vietnam was truly fucked up, my family saw both sides of it. My pops is vietnamese and was a guerilla warrior for his village against the north for 2 years, he pretty much straight lived in the jungle for 2 years. and on my mom's side (Irish/german) many of my family memebers served. My dad saw his village get torched by american napalm, his friends and family get executed by american guns, the women get raped by american G.I.'s, his homeland ravaged by american Agent Orange, generations of vietnamese children geneticall fucked over as a result of these chemicals, yet he still fought against "those bastard communists" (as he puts it in a drunken stupor). funny thing is, he is now in the american army.
 


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