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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2004-07-22, 11:26
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The pope recently apologised yesterday for the actions of pope INNOCENT the third, who was really pissed of 800 years ago, about the arabs sacking and invasion of the jerusalem, constantople and All of the holylands, that he ordered another crusade.

These crusaders would gather the mud people and hang them upside down by the ankles, they would then procede to cut of there genitals and let them bleed to death.

such actions were done in the name of jesus christ.

during this time of the crusades,Rather than convert to christianity (and be allowed to live) a rabbi would gather his flock inkluding women and babies , into a temple and slit there throats.

jews only eat meat that has come from an animal that has been hung Alive upside down and then its throat slit.



I think religion is Sooper.





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Old 2004-07-22, 11:45
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I think it's about time that the church started apologizing for it's atrocities.
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Old 2004-07-22, 11:53
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Jews only eat meat that comes from an animal who has been killed humanely, with as little suffering as possible.
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Old 2004-07-22, 12:06
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Ok rabbi forgive me if i was wrong but Whats kosher meat and whats a jewish loaf?, please refrain from your jew lyes.
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Old 2004-07-22, 12:09
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Hmm, a jewish loaf? I can only assume to the lies French parents told to their children that Jews baked their bread with the blood of Christian children.
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Old 2004-07-22, 12:13
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The blood of the gentile,



I have heard people asking for a jew loaf in a shop.Thats why i asked.

But you didnt tell what kosher meat is.did you avoid it for some reason.
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Old 2004-07-22, 12:25
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No, I just didn't address because I... already did.

If you want a more in depth answer, one can be easily found with a google search:

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quote: Meat

Kosher mammals must both have cloven hooves and chew their cud. All kosher mammals are artiodactyl herbivores that can be domesticated, such as cows, goats, deer and sheep. The Torah specifies certain birds that are not kosher; in general, scavengers are considered non-kosher. Modern halakha on kashrut classifies the flesh of both mammals and birds as "meat".

Jewish law states that kosher animals must be slaughtered according to a strict set of guidelines, the slaughter (shechita) being designed to minimize the pain inflicted. A professional slaughterer, or (shochet), uses a large razor-sharp knife with absolutely no irregularities, nicks or dents. A single cut is made across the throat, severing both carotid arteries, both jugular veins, both Vagus nerves, the trachea and the esophagus, usually causing death in 3-4 seconds. (If done improperly the death could take minutes; this is true for any method of slaughtering.) If the knife catches even for a split second, or is found afterward to have developed any irregularities, the animal is not kosher (nevelah) and is sold as regular meat to the general public.

Once killed, the animal is opened to determine whether there are any irregularities or growths on its internal organs, some of which can render the animal non-kosher. The term "Glatt" kosher, although it is often used colloquially to mean "strictly kosher", properly refers to meat where the glatt (lungs) are carefully examined for adhesions (i.e. scars from previous inflammation). The word treif (derived from the Hebrew treifah, meaning "torn") originally referred to animals which had been killed by wild beasts and therefore were not fit for human consumption.

Large blood vessels must be removed, and all blood must be removed from the meat, as Jewish law prohibits the consumption of the blood of any animal. This is most commonly done by soaking and salting, but also can be done by broiling. An interesting fact, little-known outside of Jewish communities, is that the hindquarters of a mammal are not kosher unless the sciatic nerve and the fat surrounding it are removed (Genesis 32:33). This is a very time-consuming process demanding a great deal of special training, and is rarely done outside Israel, where there is a greater demand for kosher meat, since all meat sold in Jewish towns is required to be kosher by law. When it is not done, the hindquarters of the animal are sold for non-kosher meat.
There you have it.
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Old 2004-07-22, 12:57
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Oh good golly Gee golly god @IT MUST BE TRUE A jew told me@ and I beleive EVERYTHING i read on the International Interweb net service. I think its sooper.

I think I will go and cut and paist some facts from a interweb shight.

IWIN ALL MY ARGUMENTS THAT WAY

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Old 2004-07-22, 16:27
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Interesting first post. Not sure about PC's childish follow-ups tho.
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Old 2004-07-22, 19:44
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Took them long enough. They apologised to Galileo for almost burning him am putting him in jail, maybe in a century or so they will apologise for allowing priests to rape boys for hundreds of years.
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Old 2004-07-22, 20:31
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Just who are they apologizing to though? Everyone they wronged is long dead. This seems to me less like apologizing and most like saying "whoops, my bad." With a half-hearted shrug of the shoulders.
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Old 2004-07-23, 00:23
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^^ It's the thought that counts.
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Old 2004-07-23, 01:55
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by prince charles:

Oh good golly Gee golly god @IT MUST BE TRUE A jew told me@ and I beleive EVERYTHING i read on the International Interweb net service. I think its sooper.

I think I will go and cut and paist some facts from a interweb shight.

IWIN ALL MY ARGUMENTS THAT WAY

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Wow, this is astoundingly vile of you, where do you get your outrageous lies?

[This message has been edited by Keltoiberserker (edited 07-23-2004).]
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Old 2004-07-26, 04:11
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quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

No, I just didn't address because I... already did.

If you want a more in depth answer, one can be easily found with a google search:

There you have it.
link?
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Old 2004-07-26, 08:31
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quote:Originally posted by prince charles:

The pope recently apologised yesterday for the actions of pope INNOCENT the third, who was really pissed of 800 years ago, about the arabs sacking and invasion of the jerusalem, constantople and All of the holylands, that he ordered another crusade.

These crusaders would gather the mud people and hang them upside down by the ankles, they would then procede to cut of there genitals and let them bleed to death.

such actions were done in the name of jesus christ.

during this time of the crusades,Rather than convert to christianity (and be allowed to live) a rabbi would gather his flock inkluding women and babies , into a temple and slit there throats.

jews only eat meat that has come from an animal that has been hung Alive upside down and then its throat slit.



I think religion is Sooper.



Everyone committed attrocities during the centuries in the crusades. Hell, as long as the Holy Land has been the Hold Land, people have been committing attrocities in the name of their holy being. The entire piece of ground is soaked in the blood of butchered armies and innocents alike. And the Jews did their fair share of putting towns to sword. Read some basic history, and maybe next time you won't come off as such an ingoramus.
 


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