My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God

thats right ,My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God

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but your "God" is only a portion of my "God", so what a futile effort.

methinks insomnia is getting the best of me if I'm replying to this mindless farce.

Gods nowadays suck. We need to go back to the days of Greek and Roman Gods, where the Almighties messed with humans and had huge wars, and such. We could put 'em in a huge box and make them fight. These days, you put two Gods in a box and try to make 'em fight, you'll just get 'I forgive you for whatever you might do to me', and lots of sitting there. To hell with newer Gods, I want to see thunderbolts and wrath, and smiting. Lots of smiting. And if God doesn't like what I'm saying, I ask him to take revenge on me in the coolest way possible, so that I can die happy, having seen some truly awesome smiting. I'm not talking floods, or plagues of locusts, I want something beyond all mortal comprehension (but I would like to be given comprehension of it), something involving other dimensions, and the fabric of space time, and multiple violations of the laws of physics. And I want to be able to watch it all, through more violations of the laws of physics. Then we could safely say that whichever God did that would Beat the Shit Out of Your God. Thank you for your attention.

Stratos is more powerful than your god.

It's a fact.

Accept it.

He grants me the ability to throw lightning bolts and summon creatures from the arctic. What does your god do? Feed masses of people with limited food supplies? Make frogs fall down from the sky?

Frogs suck.

o_O my god is immoratal and grants me the power of total destruction and imortality

[RAOVQ]

is this place modded any more?

It would appear not

[Sniper]

... celbii, didn't you notice "no trolls allowed" sign?

Go and kill yourself.

As my own god, I would be more than happy to kick your gods ass.