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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2004-07-13, 21:19
gangstafied gangstafied is offline
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Default God......... according to google images

<A HREF="http://www.usscatastrophe.com/kh/ape/ape.small/god.jpg">http://www.usscatastrophe.com/kh/ape/ape.small/god.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://www.usscatastrophe.com/kh/ape/ape.small/god.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>
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Old 2004-07-13, 22:28
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

I think I have seen him around before.
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Old 2004-07-14, 05:22
jm5k jm5k is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

Hell yah, Thats god..
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Old 2004-07-14, 05:36
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

Is it me or does God have his hand shoved down his pants?
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Old 2004-07-14, 05:57
Lucky Lucky is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

damn where did you get my picture?
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Old 2004-07-14, 07:10
inquisitor_11 inquisitor_11 is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

Do you believe he exists now?
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Old 2004-07-14, 19:58
Brother Maynard Brother Maynard is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

Physical proof! God does exist!

But you already knew that, right?

quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

Is it me or does God have his hand shoved down his pants?

LMAO, God is touching Himself...
 #8 
Old 2004-07-14, 20:02
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Of all the things God would choose to look like in human form, an ex-hippie hobo is not something I considered. *laughs*

If it were me, I'd test out being everyone...that way I could honestly say, "Been there done that. Quit yer whinin' !"

;-D
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Old 2004-07-15, 09:29
penjo0in penjo0in is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

God likes to fuck with our heads by walking amongst us with his hand down his pants. Is that so hard to believe? Oh, and in december he works at the mall in a red suit. What can I say, our god is a tricksy god.
 #10 
Old 2004-07-15, 17:27
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.:six degrees of synesthesia:.
Default Re: God......... according to google images

Ok, Smiegel.
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Old 2004-07-15, 22:08
HappyUglyBoy HappyUglyBoy is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

quote:Originally posted by I_Like_Traffic_Lights:

Is it me or does God have his hand shoved down his pants?

thats DEFINATELY our god.
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Old 2004-07-15, 22:11
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So it has been revealed, God and Santa Claus are one being with two different names (and outfits, santa claus' red suit being the cooler looking one).
 #13 
Old 2004-07-16, 18:41
Brother Maynard Brother Maynard is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

I dunno...I kinda like the hobo look, its very inconspicuous. You'd never just walk down the street and be like "hey, that's God!"
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Old 2004-07-16, 18:50
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

God need a shave.

Gilette, the best a god can get.
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Old 2004-07-16, 21:21
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.:six degrees of synesthesia:.
Default Re: God......... according to google images

*LAUGHS*

Maybe he's trying for dred locks after this...he can't shave.
 #16 
Old 2004-07-16, 21:52
heisler heisler is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

That's not God. It's clearly a lost gnome.
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Old 2004-07-16, 22:38
neX neX is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

u guys remember that episode where god was a pig mixed with a cow with a horse and a dog and flamingo and what not? someone find a pic!!!
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Old 2004-07-17, 00:15
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Episode of what ? Maybe that would help us find it.
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Old 2004-07-17, 03:45
toast_and_bananas2002 toast_and_bananas2002 is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

Google image is fucked. Search "nice pussy" it is DIFFANETLY NOT "nice pussy". You'll see what i mean.
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Old 2004-07-17, 04:22
Pyro44 Pyro44 is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

Hmmmm.... The creator of everything can't create himself a decent razor?
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Old 2004-07-17, 04:24
Pyro44 Pyro44 is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

When i Type "god" into google image search the first pic that comes up is

<A HREF="http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:_fb9BmuCL2cJ:www.oslusiadas.org/picnic02/oh%2520my%2520god!.jpg">http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:_fb9BmuCL2cJ:www.oslusiadas.org/picnic02/oh%2520my%2520god!.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:_fb9BmuCL2cJ:www.oslusiadas.org/picnic02/oh%2520my%2520god!.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>
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Old 2004-07-17, 04:25
Lucky Lucky is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

quote:Originally posted by neX:

u guys remember that episode where god was a pig mixed with a cow with a horse and a dog and flamingo and what not? someone find a pic!!!

from south park right?
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Old 2004-07-17, 08:22
MasterPython MasterPython is offline
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Default Re: God......... according to google images

It is here.

http://www.csps.minx.co.uk/epiimgs/411/god1.gif

[This message has been edited by MasterPython (edited 07-17-2004).]
 
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