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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add noskillz to your ignore list  
Old 2004-07-06, 21:04
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Do mormons really fuck through a hole in a sheet?
  #2   Add Kw0nLiE to your ignore list  
Old 2004-07-06, 21:15
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You have issues,and someone should lock this thread up nice and tight before it becomes one of those retarded fucking sex threads in GOD'S forum!!

you dumbass don't start shit like this..
  #3   Add MasterPython to your ignore list  
Old 2004-07-06, 22:53
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I don't think that most mormons do this Mormons do this. There might be a few out there but I doubt it is an oficail part of thier religion.

I have heard of this practice being preformed by the Huderites as a way to introduce new genes into their comunities. And that men can recieve five hundred dollars for their services. I have not been offered myself and am repeating this as a third hand story.
  #4   Add Craftian to your ignore list  
Old 2004-07-06, 22:53
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I've heard that about a bunch of different groups (Quakers, Mennonites, etc.), but I'm pretty sure it's an urban legend.
  #5   Add theBishop to your ignore list  
Old 2004-07-07, 05:57
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Mormons do not use the hole in the sheet. I don't even think Amish do, but the Amish do leave their clothes on.
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Old 2004-07-08, 08:54
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Does that mean that Amish couples never get to see each other naked?
  #7   Add deptstoremook to your ignore list  
Old 2004-07-08, 21:27
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That's a Jewish stereotype.
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Old 2004-07-11, 01:54
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mormons constantly come to my door and ive asked them to stop. But they keep comin are there any legal ways to stop it?(dont wanna do anything illegal)
  #9   Add MasterPython to your ignore list  
Old 2004-07-11, 04:50
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Built a sacraficing alter in your yard and leave bones on it. If not bones ketchup. Or a goat head. If I were a mormon and saw that i would give that house a pass.

[This message has been edited by MasterPython (edited 07-11-2004).]
  #10   Add neX to your ignore list  
Old 2004-07-13, 22:19
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get a big sign on your door that says:

NO SOLICITING!

(that means you mormons!)
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Old 2004-07-15, 01:27
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I was born into Mormonism, but I'm not active in it or anything. I mean I honestly don't see where so many idiotic stereotypes come from. Be more practical about it...
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Old 2004-07-16, 18:22
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The truly important question to ask is:

Does SaturnRocketX fuck through a hole in his sheet?
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