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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
# 1

2004-06-29, 02:31
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I didn't just post this for fun. And I didn't just post it because I saw someone else post something else. I posted this because I finally had the courage to express my opinions. I used to believe in Buddhism. But now I converted into this Religon that I made and I truely believe in it.
Polytruism
"many truth religon"
Teachings
-If you believe you can do it, you will be able to do it.
-If you commit sin, then you will be sinned. So therefore don't commit sin if you were sinned, or you will be sinned.
-When you are sinned, the gods and godess will have no contact with you until that sin is somehow repent.
-Follow The Two Basics In Life to have a sin-free life.
The Two Basics In Life
A. Don't do anything that will hurt someone's feeling.
B. Whatever you do, don't have a bad intention.
If you follow The Two Basics In Life then you will have a sin-free life.
A. Don't do anything that will hurt someone's feeling.
This includes doing anything that will make someone feel unhappy. This rule takes precedent over everything else. For example, if someone asks you if you like their _____ then if telling the truth will hurt their feelings, then you may lie. But if it hurts anybody elses feelings then don't lie. If you aren't sure what to do. Just say that you refuse to answer. Killing is not acceptable because it makes a lot of people angry. Don't get revenge.
Pretend that you are in this situation. If you are asked by someone that "Did you break the vase?" Despite the fact that telling the truth might hurt your own feelings, you must or you might hurt their feelings in the long run.
-Precedency
1.Subject that you are dealing with
2.Yourself
3.Other people
For example if someone tried to stab you, then Yourself takes higher precedent than Other people, so therefore you may tell the authorities about them.
B. Whatever you do, don't have a bad intention.
Anything you do, if you do it to have a bad effect to occur then you will be sinned. So therefore, don't have a bad intention when doing something. If you try to help someone with the wrong advice intentinally then you will be sinned for having a bad intention. If you go into someone emails for the intention of doing something malicous then you will be sinned. But if it is for a good intention and it doesn't and won't hurt anyone feeling then you may do what you need.
The Gods and Godesses
There are many gods and godesses with names given so we know who they are.
Godess Name:
Godess of Fixed events
State you desired event to occur in your head and state an amount of time that you will play piano for and if she likes the amount of time, then your event will be granted. That event will then occur. The event can't be farfetched and needs to be something that is possible to happen.
God name:
God of Omen
Once in a while you may see a vision or hear an omen, predicting parts of the future. It means that that is what will happen in the future.
God name:
God of directions
Once in a while you may hear a "voice" in your head that tells you to do something. Sometimes you hear the voice after you see an omen. You should listen to the voice in the head because the gods and godess knows what is going to happen next and they want to have the best for you.
Godess name:
Godess of moral consequence
This Godess observes you, and if you do something good for someone else then this godess will somehow reward you. If you do something bad, this godess will punish you.
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# 2

2004-06-29, 02:37
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Convert to Polytruism, and if you want you can still believe in your old religon.
You dont have to go to Hell if you break the rules, because there is no such thing. You will just be hopelessly sinned by the gods here and there causing a lot of bad luck.
Polytruism will help with your life and bring you great sucesses.
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# 3

2004-06-29, 23:27
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Mass US EDIT NezPerce Indian Res.
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Dude, why don't you just be a Budhist and leave people alone with your imaginary world?
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# 4

2004-06-30, 00:01
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Quote:
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quote:If you believe you can do it, you will be able to do it.
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I think that speaks for itself.
Just what the world needs, another religion to give people false hopes.
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# 5

2004-06-30, 02:28
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Europe Ukraine Kyyiv
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What for do you create a new religion? What is your purpose?
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# 6

2004-06-30, 03:51
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To tell you the truth, weeks before I was the type of person that all this was unrealistic. But it like came to me in a vision. The purpose is because you actually believe in it and you think that there is acutally such thing.
I just think some part of Buddhism needs to be changed. But I cant just "edit" it. So I will create a new one.
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# 7

2004-06-30, 08:17
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Ohhhhh, a "vision". Now that gives you credibility.
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# 8

2004-06-30, 09:44
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Unknown Milky Way Planet
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I don't know man...your gods sure sound a lot like basic instincts.
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# 9

2004-06-30, 16:13
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Yea, I have to agree^. It is instinct.
^^It might or might not, because of course, no one can believe me.
Does everyone here believe in their own religon then or do they have it just because their parents tell them to. Just wondering.
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# 10

2004-07-01, 19:56
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Regular
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Mass US EDIT NezPerce Indian Res.
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Please don't turn this into a bitch fight by insulting the people who aren't irrationally creating a new religion for their ill motivation in not doing it...
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# 11

2004-07-02, 21:25
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I thought buddhism had no gods, and your "religion" takes the best part out. Really, would somone tell me the attraction of capricious all powerful beings baby-sitting you?
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# 12

2004-07-05, 05:46
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i like it, give this dude credit, least he has the balls to share his thoughts. though i would honestly suggest u to wiccan, which i dissagree with,, but all the same
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# 13

2004-07-14, 04:04
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^^^ Bitch fight? I'm not trying to start one. The way I was speaking didn't initiate that I was trying to start an arguement. You are just too sensitive, that's all.
^^Yea, that's very true. Buddhism is just a philosophy. Lol, I also have to agree with that. Why would the all powerful "baby-sit" just an ordinary person like me? That's one thing that helps convince me that all that is non-existent. I'm not kidding.
I'm not one of those people who think "I love god, I believe in God, I have faith in god, etc." It's like a scale inside of me and there's two sides and the more the proof, the more it helps convince me about one side.
Two sides of my brain is thinking two totally different things. One says it's non-exsitent the other says there's actually such thing.
^ Thanks.
What exactly is that religon? I read a little bit about it, and it seems strange(no offense). Well the one thing I'm happy about, is that no one flames, and that's something that's really good.
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# 14

2004-08-03, 02:49
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The fact that you said "I used to believe in Buddhism" makes me highly doubt you have any real understanding of that LIFESTYLE.
also your new religion can hardly be called a variation of buddhism, It has hardly anything in common. The most basic thing that correlates is your first basic rule, which is actually one of the most important in both faiths. (yes i count your new religion as a faith)
I'm not flaming, actually it's very cool you came up with some shit on your own, but take notes of my first points above. ^^^
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