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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
# 1
2004-06-19, 09:37
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What is greater than hevan, worse than hell, the dead eat it, and if the living eat it, they die?
CLAYDOG
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# 2
2004-06-19, 09:43
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Regular
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Unknown Milky Way Planet
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Childish riddle...it's nothing.
I am The Prime that is Optimus.
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# 3
2004-06-19, 10:33
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Regular
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Australia
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So 'gigantic cock', isn't the answer?
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# 4
2004-06-20, 01:42
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by claydog1134:
What is greater than hevan, worse than hell, the dead eat it, and if the living eat it, they die?
CLAYDOG
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Nothing????
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# 5
2004-06-21, 11:02
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nothing.
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# 6
2004-06-21, 11:04
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What exactly is nothing though...
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# 7
2004-06-21, 14:42
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by claydog1134:
What is greater than hevan, worse than hell, the dead eat it, and if the living eat it, they die?
CLAYDOG
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EGOTISM ... The FRUIT of the Tree of Knowledge: The RASHIONED Perimeter Absolutes of the Five Senses.
Being EGOTISTICAL in what one knows is a MORTAL (Temporal Structure Matrix of "SIN".) TRAP.
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# 8
2004-06-21, 16:15
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ummmm.....
Dirt?
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# 9
2004-06-21, 17:10
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Regular
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The U.S. of E.
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I know this one! I know this one! Sex! No. can't eat sex. Heroin! Yeah.
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# 10
2004-06-22, 02:28
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McDonald's?
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# 11
2004-06-22, 08:23
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by claydog1134:
What is greater than hevan, worse than hell, the dead eat it, and if the living eat it, they die?
CLAYDOG
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Knowing not what heaven or hell are like, this cannot possibly be answered by any human, plus the dead cannot eat. Dumbest riddle EVER.
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# 12
2004-06-23, 20:16
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d00d, that's kind of the point...
If the dead don't eat, they eat nothing.
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# 13
2004-06-23, 22:42
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Is it possible for something to 'eat nothing' if eating is not possible for it? Looking at the semantics, I would say no.
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# 14
2004-06-23, 23:48
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Enjoi56:
What exactly is nothing though...
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A lack of anything.
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# 15
2004-06-24, 04:55
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Not the lack of anything, but the absense of everything.
[This message has been edited by Fascistsmasher (edited 06-24-2004).]
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# 16
2004-06-24, 10:34
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Gah, semantics. I suppose lack implies that something should be there, but it was with the same intention  .
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# 17
2004-06-24, 15:50
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Regular
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Mass US EDIT NezPerce Indian Res.
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Durell:
So 'gigantic cock', isn't the answer?
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"The dead eat it"
lmao 
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# 18
2004-06-24, 18:23
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Enbalming fluid. gets you drunker than a lord in heaven, a hangover worse than hell, the dead are full of it, and the living drink it and die.
Now, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
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# 19
2004-06-25, 08:12
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why do some people insist on looking at riddles logically?
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