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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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Old 2004-06-13, 03:28
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If you were to recite everything Jesus is recorded to have said, it would take less than two hours.
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Old 2004-06-13, 05:28
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How do you know that?
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Old 2004-06-13, 05:30
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And this is relevant to...
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Old 2004-06-13, 05:37
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Well he's saying that his entire life he only said about 2 hours worth of shit. Meaning that most of the stuff that he "taught" is probally one or two sentences worth that someone else turned and twisted into something else.

But where did he hear the 2 hour statictics.
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Old 2004-06-13, 15:04
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Not only that, but everything he was recorded to have said was recorded at least a 1st century lifetime after he was dead.
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Old 2004-06-14, 02:11
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just some info for jesus lovers nothing more just think about who you're worshipping
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Old 2004-06-14, 03:10
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I also find it interesting that there is no book in the bible that was written by Jesus. The whole tome is about him, yet he never contributed a book to it, that doesn’t seem too likely. I mean, he supposedly died for the world's sins, yet we don't have something straight from the horse's mouth? Well, we do have the second hand accounts from his ragtag group of followers. Isn't that hearsay in a court of law? I believe that hearsay is non-admissible, so, to me, the books with the "words of Jesus" are void and corrupt.
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Old 2004-06-14, 04:27
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Then isnt it crazy how 2 hours worth of talking has lasted all these years and created a huge religion man that statistic isnt all that bad for christianity it shows Jesus incredible influence. he probably said and did other things we never heard about.
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Old 2004-06-14, 04:45
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Useless trivia No. 5,007,857,462,938,173,047,660,000

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2004-06-14, 07:09
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Craftian: Your dating is consistently and blatantly shit.

Roostergougingureyesout:

Why would he waste his time writting a book? He only really spent 3 years doing the whole public messiah thing.

Heresay? Perhaps. What about eyewitness testimony?

'The former Chief Justice of New South Wales, Sir Leslie Herron stated, "Let any objective reader put side by side the four Gospels and he will be struck as any Judge accustomed to evaluate evidence is always struck, with one outstanding fact. It is this: that while there may be a great variety of detail or form of expression or narration of or emphasis put on occurrences, underneath it all, the substance and the weight of the narration are true" '
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Old 2004-06-14, 09:53
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by mentor:

If you were to recite everything Jesus is recorded to have said, it would take less than two hours.
Depends how fast yuou say it

I don't think any one would really listen any way. Well, I wouldn't any way; fucking Christian idiology and idolisation.
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Old 2004-06-14, 16:49
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God has a plan for your life.
 


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