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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add tommyk to your ignore list  
Old 2004-06-11, 11:34
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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?

A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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Old 2004-06-11, 13:03
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I hate you...
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Old 2004-06-11, 13:12
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quote:Originally posted by Pagan_Guru:

I hate you...
how come?
  #4   Add Aphelion Corona to your ignore list  
Old 2004-06-11, 16:10
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Or because he's dead?
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Old 2004-06-11, 21:33
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lol. Yet I thought they crucified people by the base of the hand?
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Old 2004-06-11, 21:37
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Or coz they didn't have mnm's then.
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Old 2004-06-12, 05:25
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Yes they did, it's just that the illuminati doesn't want you to know. It's all in the Nestle Code.
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Old 2004-06-12, 13:51
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Why do so many women love Jesus?

/me holds up his arms like he's been crucified.

Because he's hung like this.

(yeah, it works better visually)
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Old 2004-06-12, 14:56
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quote:Originally posted by Craftian:

Why do so many women love Jesus?

/me holds up his arms like he's been crucified.

Because he's hung like this.

(yeah, it works better visually)
lol
 

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