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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add Roostergougingureyesout to your ignore list  
Old 2004-06-11, 01:27
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i love bigoted religious sites

sites like www.chick.com

they want me to PAY to get a laugh out of their comics, cause they are so unrealistic

isn't making someone pay for it like whoring jesus out?

i mean come on, i could have my life saved by this thing, but no, they wanna make a quick buck off me, lol

i love these people

they make me laugh

whats better is when i quote the bible at them (judge not lest ye be judged), and they never respond to my emials, i wonder why, lol

anyway, im interested in ur replies, if there are any, lol
  #2   Add LostCause to your ignore list  
Old 2004-06-12, 03:06
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I'm on his mailing list.

That guy's hillarious!

Cheers,

Lost
  #3   Add Duo to your ignore list  
Old 2004-06-12, 03:27
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i believe we can expect great posts from you.......
  #4   Add theBishop to your ignore list  
Old 2004-06-12, 03:59
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I wonder if Jesus would wear a WWJD braclet. I think he would, Jesus is fucking cool.
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Old 2004-06-12, 04:03
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Default Re: what i love about bigoted sites

quote:Originally posted by theBishop:

I wonder if Jesus would wear a WWJD braclet. I think he would, Jesus is fucking cool.

If I were Jesus, I'd wear a tophat and ride the Batmobile around. I'd also have a penguin named Pengy. Those bigotted sites do suck, but if I were the big j-dogg upstairs, I wouldn't.
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Old 2004-06-12, 20:10
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If I were Jesus, I'd turn rebellious in my teens and be all like "STFU God, I'll do what teh fuck I like", and I'd become teh pimp and it'd own. Yes.
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Old 2004-06-12, 23:07
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Admit it: If you were Jesus you'd be drunk all the time. Anybody who can turn water to wine would.
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Old 2004-06-13, 00:11
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I met Jesus on Counter-Strike. True Story.
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Old 2004-06-13, 01:10
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Back on topic, it'd be great to make money out of talking shit all day, which is exacly what these people are doing... it's times like these I wish I had weaker morals.
  #10   Add Craftian to your ignore list  
Old 2004-06-13, 15:08
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If I were Jesus I'd turn my the water in blood into wine.
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Old 2004-06-14, 07:12
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BAC becomes ABC
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Old 2004-06-14, 15:33
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Craftian:

If I were Jesus I'd turn my the water in blood into wine.
That'd be some gross wine.
 


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