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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add RandomHero to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-31, 02:06
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It seems that many of the people here just need a little enlightenment, or perhaps SOMETHING to follow. To see which religion best suits you, go here

My Results:



1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Liberal Quakers (89%)

3. Theravada Buddhism (87%)

4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)

5. Secular Humanism (76%)

6. Neo-Pagan (66%)

7. Taoism (65%)

8. Mahayana Buddhism (64%)

9. New Age (61%)

10. Bahá'í Faith (56%)

11. Nontheist (53%)

12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)

13. Jainism (48%)

14. Orthodox Quaker (43%)

15. New Thought (43%)

16. Jehovah's Witness (42%)

17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (40%)

18. Hinduism (38%)

19. Reform Judaism (36%)

20. Sikhism (34%)

21. Scientology (33%)

22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (29%)

23. Seventh Day Adventist (22%)

24. Orthodox Judaism (13%)

25. Eastern Orthodox (6%)

26. Islam (6%)

27. Roman Catholic (6%)

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  #2   Add Lolita to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-31, 17:32
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My results weren't far off from yours, although I don't agree with them. A lot of the questions were too limiting and didn't have the answers I wanted to choose. I've always thought that I related well to Taoism and certain Native American religions, with Hinduism and certains forms of Mahayana Buddhism a close second.

Anyway...

1. Liberal Quakers (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)

3. Secular Humanism (97%)

4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (88%)

5. Neo-Pagan (83%)

6. Taoism (81%)

7. New Age (76%)

8. Theravada Buddhism (72%)

9. Nontheist (71%)

10. Mahayana Buddhism (64%)

11. Orthodox Quaker (63%)

12. Bahá'í Faith (57%)

13. Reform Judaism (56%)

14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%)

15. Scientology (53%)

16. New Thought (52%)

17. Jainism (45%)

18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (33%)

19. Sikhism (33%)

20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)

21. Seventh Day Adventist (30%)

22. Hinduism (26%)

23. Islam (22%)

24. Orthodox Judaism (22%)

25. Jehovah's Witness (17%)

26. Eastern Orthodox (11%)

27. Roman Catholic (11%)

  #3   Add ---Beany--- to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-31, 19:24
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Haha, Roman Catholic. Bless it.

1. New Thought (100%)

2. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (97%)

3. Mahayana Buddhism (90%)

4. Hinduism (81%)

5. Neo-Pagan (79%)

6. New Age (79%)

7. Unitarian Universalism (78%)

8. Scientology (73%)

9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)

10. Theravada Buddhism (70%)

11. Taoism (58%)

12. Liberal Quakers (58%)

13. Sikhism (54%)

14. Reform Judaism (51%)

15. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (49%)

16. Jainism (49%)

17. Bahá'í Faith (45%)

18. Orthodox Judaism (38%)

19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (33%)

20. Jehovah's Witness (33%)

21. Nontheist (31%)

22. Islam (27%)

23. Orthodox Quaker (24%)

24. Secular Humanism (22%)

25. Seventh Day Adventist (15%)

26. Eastern Orthodox (14%)

27. Roman Catholic (14%)

New thought. Hmm, is that a good or bad thing?

Completely surprised about the second one but maybe it doesn't so closely match your average everyday christian-ness.

Sometimes I believed in more than one option but couldn't pick it.



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Old 2004-05-31, 20:11
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1. Liberal Quakers (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)

3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (89%)

4. Mahayana Buddhism (84%)

5. Taoism (82%)

6. Neo-Pagan (78%)

7. Theravada Buddhism (78%)

8. New Age (68%)

9. Secular Humanism (66%)

10. Jainism (64%)

11. Bahá'í Faith (62%)

12. Hinduism (57%)

13. Orthodox Quaker (49%)

14. Sikhism (49%)

15. New Thought (49%)

16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (48%)

17. Nontheist (45%)

18. Reform Judaism (44%)

19. Scientology (43%)

20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)

21. Jehovah's Witness (26%)

22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)

23. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)

24. Eastern Orthodox (17%)

25. Roman Catholic (17%)

26. Orthodox Judaism (16%)

27. Islam (14%)

hmm...
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Old 2004-05-31, 21:11
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1. Hinduism (100%)

2. Mahayana Buddhism (93%)

3. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (90%)

4. Unitarian Universalism (89%)

5. Neo-Pagan (87%)

6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)

7. New Age (82%)

8. New Thought (82%)

9. Bahá'í Faith (72%)

10. Liberal Quakers (68%)

11. Theravada Buddhism (60%)

12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (51%)

13. Jehovah's Witness (51%)

14. Scientology (50%)

15. Sikhism (50%)

16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (48%)

17. Taoism (45%)

18. Jainism (28%)

19. Reform Judaism (28%)

20. Orthodox Judaism (27%)

21. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)

22. Orthodox Quaker (14%)

23. Eastern Orthodox (10%)

24. Islam (10%)

25. Nontheist (10%)

26. Roman Catholic (10%)

27. Secular Humanism (0%)
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Old 2004-05-31, 22:15
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WTF I AM NOT A DAMN JEW!!!

O well, some questions were retarded. What do you mean as homosexuality as immortality? What has penetrating an ass got to do with immortality?

1. Reform Judaism (100%)

2. Orthodox Judaism (94%)

3. Islam (90%)

4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (90%)

5. Sikhism (89%)

6. Bahá'í Faith (88%)

7. Unitarian Universalism (83%)

8. Neo-Pagan (81%)

9. Scientology (81%)

10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)

11. New Thought (76%)

12. Liberal Quakers (75%)

13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (74%)

14. Jainism (69%)

15. Orthodox Quaker (69%)

16. Hinduism (67%)

17. Jehovah's Witness (66%)

18. Mahayana Buddhism (66%)

19. New Age (65%)

20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (63%)

21. Nontheist (58%)

22. Seventh Day Adventist (57%)

23. Secular Humanism (52%)

24. Eastern Orthodox (51%)

25. Roman Catholic (51%)

26. Theravada Buddhism (43%)

27. Taoism (42%)
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Old 2004-05-31, 22:40
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1. Neo-Pagan (100%)

2. Reform Judaism (87%)

3. Unitarian Universalism (81%)

4. New Age (81%)

5. Sikhism (77%)

6. New Thought (73%)

7. Mahayana Buddhism (71%)

8. Scientology (68%)

9. Hinduism (67%)

10. Jainism (67%)

11. Liberal Quakers (63%)

12. Orthodox Judaism (61%)

13. Secular Humanism (55%)

14. Bahá'í Faith (55%)

15. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (54%)

16. Islam (53%)

17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (50%)

18. Theravada Buddhism (50%)

19. Taoism (46%)

20. Nontheist (45%)

21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (34%)

22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)

23. Orthodox Quaker (23%)

24. Jehovah's Witness (19%)

25. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)

26. Eastern Orthodox (12%)

27. Roman Catholic (12%)

  #8   Add UteroCentric to your ignore list  
Old 2004-06-01, 04:38
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quote:Originally posted by suxurz:

WTF I AM NOT A DAMN JEW!!!

O well, some questions were retarded. What do you mean as homosexuality as immortality? What has penetrating an ass got to do with immortality?

It talked about homosexual morALITy.

Well, everyone better be suiting up and moving to Pennsylvania. You are all Quakers. For reference of proper attire, just look at your oatmeal box.



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  #9   Add VampireSlaya to your ignore list  
Old 2004-06-01, 09:13
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suxurz, I did that test last week, I got similar... and I'm definitely not a jew either. It's just comparing your beliefs to the religions out there.
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Old 2004-06-01, 09:23
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1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)

2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (75%)

3. Jehovah's Witness (72%)

4. Sikhism (66%)

5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%)

6. Orthodox Quaker (65%)

7. Neo-Pagan (64%)

8. Bahá'í Faith (63%)

9. Orthodox Judaism (61%)

10. Eastern Orthodox (58%)

11. Roman Catholic (58%)

12. Liberal Quakers (54%)

13. New Age (54%)

14. Reform Judaism (52%)

15. Unitarian Universalism (52%)

16. Islam (47%)

17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (45%)

18. Seventh Day Adventist (43%)

19. Jainism (40%)

20. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)

21. Secular Humanism (38%)

22. Theravada Buddhism (38%)

23. New Thought (36%)

24. Hinduism (36%)

25. Taoism (31%)

26. Scientology (26%)

27. Nontheist (24%)

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Old 2004-06-01, 09:57
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1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)

3. Nontheist (81%)

4. Liberal Quakers (80%)

5. Taoism (78%)

6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (78%)

7. Secular Humanism (73%)

8. Mahayana Buddhism (71%)

9. Bahá'í Faith (59%)

10. Jainism (55%)

11. Neo-Pagan (54%)

12. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (48%)

13. Orthodox Quaker (42%)

14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (41%)

15. New Age (39%)

16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (38%)

17. Hinduism (38%)

18. Reform Judaism (37%)

19. Sikhism (37%)

20. New Thought (34%)

21. Seventh Day Adventist (34%)

22. Islam (27%)

23. Orthodox Judaism (27%)

24. Scientology (27%)

25. Eastern Orthodox (19%)

26. Roman Catholic (19%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (18%)

  #12   Add Shiantar to your ignore list  
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Awesome ... it produced exactly the results I expected.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Secular Humanism (99%)

3. Liberal Quakers (90%)

4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%)

5. Neo-Pagan (74%)

6. Nontheist (66%)

7. New Age (65%)

8. Theravada Buddhism (63%)

9. Reform Judaism (61%)

10. Taoism (56%)

11. Bahá'í Faith (55%)

12. Orthodox Quaker (53%)

13. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)

14. New Thought (44%)

15. Scientology (44%)

16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)

17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (42%)

18. Sikhism (41%)

19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)

20. Jainism (34%)

21. Islam (25%)

22. Orthodox Judaism (25%)

23. Eastern Orthodox (21%)

24. Roman Catholic (21%)

25. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)

26. Jehovah's Witness (18%)

27. Hinduism (16%)



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  #13   Add Freer Mage to your ignore list  
Old 2004-06-01, 22:02
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I have my own religion, and I think I'm gonna write some books and shit... but this is what they said for me:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (89%)

3. Liberal Quakers (88%)

4. Neo-Pagan (84%)

5. New Age (83%)

6. Mahayana Buddhism (72%)

7. New Thought (72%)

8. Theravada Buddhism (68%)

9. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (66%)

10. Bahá'í Faith (60%)

11. Secular Humanism (57%)

12. Reform Judaism (55%)

13. Scientology (49%)

14. Hinduism (45%)

15. Taoism (43%)

16. Jainism (41%)

17. Sikhism (41%)

18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)

19. Nontheist (38%)

20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)

21. Jehovah's Witness (30%)

22. Orthodox Quaker (30%)

23. Orthodox Judaism (28%)

24. Islam (19%)

25. Seventh Day Adventist (10%)

26. Eastern Orthodox (9%)

27. Roman Catholic (9%)

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Old 2004-06-02, 01:28
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That was interesting. There wasn't a choice of methods of salvation that reflected what I believe!



1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)

2. Orthodox Quaker (99%)

3. Seventh Day Adventist (85%)

4. Eastern Orthodox (84%)

5. Roman Catholic (84%)

6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)

7. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (56%)

8. Liberal Quakers (50%)

9. Hinduism (49%)

10. Unitarian Universalism (45%)

11. Jehovah's Witness (43%)

12. Islam (42%)

13. Orthodox Judaism (42%)

14. Bahá'í Faith (34%)

15. Jainism (31%)

16. Reform Judaism (29%)

17. Neo-Pagan (28%)

18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (23%)

19. New Age (23%)

20. Mahayana Buddhism (22%)

21. Secular Humanism (21%)

22. Sikhism (21%)

23. Theravada Buddhism (21%)

24. Scientology (19%)

25. Taoism (16%)

26. New Thought (14%)

27. Nontheist (14%)



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1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)

3. Liberal Quakers (84%)

4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)

5. Nontheist (77%)

6. Theravada Buddhism (72%)

7. Neo-Pagan (63%)

8. Bahá'í Faith (46%)

9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (46%)

10. New Age (45%)

11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)

12. Taoism (43%)

13. Reform Judaism (42%)

14. Mahayana Buddhism (38%)

15. Orthodox Quaker (36%)

16. Jehovah's Witness (34%)

17. New Thought (34%)

18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)

19. Sikhism (30%)

20. Scientology (28%)

21. Jainism (23%)

22. Hinduism (21%)

23. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)

24. Eastern Orthodox (16%)

25. Islam (16%)

26. Orthodox Judaism (16%)

27. Roman Catholic (16%)

  #16   Add evolove to your ignore list  
Old 2004-06-02, 08:05
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Here and there,

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Mahayana Buddhism (99%)

3. Neo-Pagan (97%)

4. Liberal Quakers (88%)

5. Hinduism (86%)

6. Theravada Buddhism (86%)

7. New Age (85%)

8. Jainism (75%)

9. Taoism (69%)

10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (68%)

11. Reform Judaism (65%)

12. Sikhism (64%)

13. New Thought (63%)

14. Scientology (62%)

15. Secular Humanism (61%)

16. Orthodox Quaker (59%)

17. Bahá'í Faith (50%)

18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (49%)

19. Nontheist (45%)

20. Orthodox Judaism (43%)

21. Seventh Day Adventist (42%)

22. Islam (38%)

23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (34%)

24. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)

25. Eastern Orthodox (26%)

26. Roman Catholic (26%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (24%)
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Old 2004-06-02, 08:06
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No-one should reall belong to any religeon. You believe what you believe.
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (97%)

3. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (95%)

4. Liberal Quakers (83%)

5. Secular Humanism (82%)

6. Theravada Buddhism (76%)

7. Reform Judaism (75%)

8. Bahá'í Faith (74%)

9. Neo-Pagan (73%)

10. Jehovah's Witness (71%)

11. New Age (67%)

12. Mahayana Buddhism (66%)

13. Jainism (63%)

14. Sikhism (62%)

15. Orthodox Quaker (61%)

16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (59%)

17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (56%)

18. Nontheist (56%)

19. Orthodox Judaism (56%)

20. Taoism (56%)

21. Islam (53%)

22. New Thought (46%)

23. Scientology (43%)

24. Hinduism (34%)

25. Seventh Day Adventist (32%)

26. Eastern Orthodox (20%)

27. Roman Catholic (20%)



Never knew I was so Mormon.
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Old 2004-06-03, 06:21
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1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)

3. Liberal Quakers (89%)

4. Mahayana Buddhism (86%)

5. Secular Humanism (82%)

6. Taoism (78%)

7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (74%)

8. Neo-Pagan (73%)

9. New Age (71%)

10. Jainism (64%)

11. Orthodox Quaker (64%)

12. Nontheist (57%)

13. Reform Judaism (55%)

14. Bahá'í Faith (52%)

15. Sikhism (47%)

16. Hinduism (45%)

17. New Thought (44%)

18. Scientology (41%)

19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)

20. Orthodox Judaism (34%)

21. Seventh Day Adventist (30%)

22. Islam (26%)

23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)

24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)

25. Eastern Orthodox (16%)

26. Roman Catholic (16%)

27. Jehovah's Witness (12%)
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eastern orthodox for sure! lots of conservative values at least in an inward sense.

1. Eastern Orthodox (100%)

2. Roman Catholic (100%)

3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (89%)

4. Orthodox Quaker (88%)

5. Seventh Day Adventist (86%)

6. Orthodox Judaism (64%)

7. Hinduism (57%)

8. Islam (57%)

9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (51%)

10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (50%)

11. Jehovah's Witness (46%)

12. Sikhism (40%)

13. Bahá'í Faith (36%)

14. Jainism (35%)

15. Liberal Quakers (33%)

16. Theravada Buddhism (30%)

17. Mahayana Buddhism (30%)

18. Unitarian Universalism (21%)

19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (19%)

20. Reform Judaism (18%)

21. Scientology (11%)

22. New Thought (9%)

23. Nontheist (9%)

24. New Age (8%)

25. Neo-Pagan (8%)

26. Taoism (6%)

27. Secular Humanism (4%)



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Old 2004-06-03, 10:43
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1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)

3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (92%)

4. Liberal Quakers (88%)

5. Nontheist (85%)

6. Theravada Buddhism (65%)

7. Neo-Pagan (58%)

8. Bahá'í Faith (49%)

9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (49%)

10. New Age (47%)

11. Taoism (47%)

12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (45%)

13. Reform Judaism (44%)

14. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (42%)

15. Orthodox Quaker (39%)

16. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)

17. Jehovah's Witness (34%)

18. New Thought (34%)

19. Sikhism (29%)

20. Scientology (28%)

21. Seventh Day Adventist (27%)

22. Jainism (20%)

23. Hinduism (14%)

24. Eastern Orthodox (11%)

25. Islam (11%)

26. Orthodox Judaism (11%)

27. Roman Catholic (11%)
  #22   Add Suddenaddiction to your ignore list  
Old 2004-06-03, 10:49
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I think that is really interesting

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)

3. Liberal Quakers (87%)

4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)

5. Nontheist (73%)

6. Theravada Buddhism (71%)

7. Neo-Pagan (67%)

8. New Age (50%)

9. Taoism (47%)

10. Bahá'í Faith (46%)

11. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (43%)

12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (42%)

13. Reform Judaism (42%)

14. Mahayana Buddhism (41%)

15. Orthodox Quaker (39%)

16. Jehovah's Witness (35%)

17. New Thought (35%)

18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (31%)

19. Scientology (30%)

20. Sikhism (28%)

21. Jainism (27%)

22. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)

23. Hinduism (19%)

24. Eastern Orthodox (14%)

25. Islam (14%)

26. Orthodox Judaism (14%)

27. Roman Catholic (14%)

I don't think religions are the right things, if you don't believe in some of the dogmas then you aren't really a "believer". People should just pray for themselves or do what they think is right, instead of joining a huge group of people who in the end still don't really all have the same opinions.

But it's really interesting to know what all the totse members believe in.

P.S. It's kinda funny that the religion came in last that I actually belong to

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What the hell are Unitarian Universalists??

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Secular Humanism (98%)

3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)

4. Liberal Quakers (84%)

5. Nontheist (73%)

6. Neo-Pagan (67%)

7. Theravada Buddhism (60%)

8. Bahá'í Faith (55%)

9. New Age (52%)

10. Reform Judaism (51%)

11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (47%)

12. New Thought (47%)

13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)

14. Mahayana Buddhism (37%)

15. Taoism (36%)

16. Scientology (35%)

17. Orthodox Quaker (30%)

18. Sikhism (30%)

19. Jehovah's Witness (29%)

20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)

21. Orthodox Judaism (23%)

22. Eastern Orthodox (13%)

23. Islam (13%)

24. Jainism (13%)

25. Roman Catholic (13%)

26. Hinduism (10%)

27. Seventh Day Adventist (10%)

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1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)

3. Liberal Quakers (86%)

4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)

5. Nontheist (79%)

6. Theravada Buddhism (67%)

7. Neo-Pagan (61%)

8. Taoism (47%)

9. Bahá'í Faith (46%)

10. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (46%)

11. New Age (44%)

12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (42%)

13. Reform Judaism (41%)

14. Orthodox Quaker (34%)

15. Mahayana Buddhism (33%)

16. Jehovah's Witness (32%)

17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (32%)

18. New Thought (32%)

19. Sikhism (27%)

20. Scientology (26%)

21. Jainism (18%)

22. Seventh Day Adventist (18%)

23. Hinduism (13%)

24. Eastern Orthodox (11%)

25. Islam (11%)

26. Orthodox Judaism (11%)

27. Roman Catholic (11%)

I also think that some of these questions did not have answers that may reflect what you believe, but on the other hand its hard to make a test like that with answers that fit everyones beliefs, wait, by hard i mean impossible. but all in all i thought my top one was pretty accurate.

On a side note i think its kinda funny how Roman Catholic has been in the bottom 2 or 3 in almost all the post so far lol.
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Mine was 100% New Thought. I have to agree, the whole universalism thing fits me really well. Now, someone actually try arguing with someone else so this gets interesting.

freaker - Your religion is communism incarnate, even though no communist dictators were Eastern Orthodox.

Freer Mage - I bet your religion is nice and enlightening, but creativity was never the name of the game when it came to not being an egotistical douche.

suxurz - You are so totally a Jew it's not even funny.

Shiantar - Good man.

Now, go, make this topic interesting again. We gotta take the power back! (Name that band for 5 bonus points!)
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RATM
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Good find.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)

2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)

3. Liberal Quakers (85%)

4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)

5. Theravada Buddhism (82%)

6. Nontheist (81%)

7. Neo-Pagan (67%)

8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (54%)

9. Reform Judaism (52%)

10. Taoism (51%)

HaHa! lol: http://www.ag.org/top/beliefs/christian_character/charctr_17_new_age.cfm

The bible-bashers hate my best choice!
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I didnt like how Satanism wasnt one of the religions listed...though secular humanism comes close.

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Oh shit, I'm a hippy!!

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)

2. New Age (81%)

3. Unitarian Universalism (78%)

4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%)

5. Secular Humanism (71%)

6. Liberal Quakers (71%)

7. Nontheist (65%)

8. Mahayana Buddhism (56%)

9. Taoism (56%)

10. Theravada Buddhism (56%)

11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (56%)

12. Bahá'í Faith (54%)

13. New Thought (52%)

14. Scientology (47%)

15. Reform Judaism (43%)

16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (38%)

17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (35%)

18. Orthodox Quaker (32%)

19. Sikhism (25%)

20. Hinduism (24%)

21. Islam (22%)

22. Jainism (22%)

23. Orthodox Judaism (22%)

24. Eastern Orthodox (16%)

25. Roman Catholic (16%)

26. Jehovah's Witness (15%)

27. Seventh Day Adventist (9%)

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1. Bahá'í Faith (100%)

2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (98%)

3. Liberal Quakers (91%)

4. Unitarian Universalism (79%)

5. Neo-Pagan (76%)

6. New Age (63%)

7. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (60%)

8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (58%)

9. Mahayana Buddhism (56%)

10. Secular Humanism (53%)

11. Jehovah's Witness (52%)

12. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (51%)

13. Nontheist (50%)

14. Theravada Buddhism (44%)

15. Taoism (44%)

16. Orthodox Quaker (38%)

17. New Thought (35%)

18. Sikhism (35%)

19. Jainism (34%)

20. Hinduism (31%)

21. Reform Judaism (31%)

22. Seventh Day Adventist (26%)

23. Orthodox Judaism (26%)

24. Scientology (15%)

25. Eastern Orthodox (14%)

26. Islam (14%)

27. Roman Catholic (14%)

Unfortunately the questions can't have enough possibilities. I am no where near Christian, but those are my top 2. Oh well.
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Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Liberal Quakers (90%)

3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (88%)

4. Neo-Pagan (85%)

5. Secular Humanism (80%)

6. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (76%)

7. New Age (76%)

8. Theravada Buddhism (75%)

9. Taoism (73%)

10. Nontheist (71%)

11. New Thought (70%)

12. Mahayana Buddhism (67%)

13. Scientology (66%)

14. Sikhism (58%)

15. Reform Judaism (54%)

16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (48%)

17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (43%)

18. Hinduism (41%)

19. Bahá'í Faith (40%)

20. Orthodox Quaker (39%)

21. Jehovah's Witness (28%)

22. Jainism (25%)

23. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)

24. Eastern Orthodox (20%)

25. Islam (20%)

26. Orthodox Judaism (20%)

27. Roman Catholic (20%)



well shit, something finally figured me out...

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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Nontheist (92%)

3. Secular Humanism (92%)

4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (74%)

5. Liberal Quakers (71%)

6. Theravada Buddhism (61%)

7. Bahá'í Faith (49%)

8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (49%)

9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (49%)

10. Jehovah's Witness (49%)

11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (33%)

12. Neo-Pagan (24%)

13. New Thought (16%)

14. Taoism (15%)

15. New Age (5%)

16. Eastern Orthodox (0%)

17. Hinduism (0%)

18. Islam (0%)

19. Jainism (0%)

20. Mahayana Buddhism (0%)

21. Orthodox Judaism (0%)

22. Orthodox Quaker (0%)

23. Reform Judaism (0%)

24. Roman Catholic (0%)

25. Scientology (0%)

26. Seventh Day Adventist (0%)

27. Sikhism (0%)

Cute.
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1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)

2. Liberal Quakers (93%)

3. Secular Humanism (92%)

4. Unitarian Universalism (92%)

5. Bahá'í Faith (86%)

6. Mainline to Liberal Christian

Protestants (86%)



7. Nontheist (79%)

8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (78%)

9. Jehovah's Witness (70%)

10. Orthodox Quaker (62%)

11. Jainism (60%)

12. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (58%)

13. Neo-Pagan (53%)

14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (52%)

15. Hinduism (50%)

16. Mahayana Buddhism (50%)

17. Seventh Day Adventist (50%)

18. Taoism (50%)

19. Sikhism (36%)

20. New Age (35%)

21. Eastern Orthodox (34%)

22. Islam (34%)

23. Orthodox Judaism (34%)

24. Roman Catholic (34%)

25. New Thought (30%)

26. Reform Judaism (25%)

27. Scientology (13%)

Interesting. Never knew Theravada Buddhism existed.
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1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)

2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%)

3. Liberal Quakers (82%)

4. Theravada Buddhism (79%)

5. Secular Humanism (77%)

6. Nontheist (69%)

7. Neo-Pagan (64%)

8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (57%)

9. New Age (50%)

10. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)

11. Bahá'í Faith (46%)

12. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (46%)

13. New Thought (44%)

14. Reform Judaism (43%)

15. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (41%)

16. Taoism (40%)

17. Jehovah's Witness (38%)

18. Scientology (36%)

19. Sikhism (35%)

20. Orthodox Quaker (27%)

21. Hinduism (24%)

22. Jainism (24%)

23. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)

24. Orthodox Judaism (11%)

25. Islam (8%)

26. Eastern Orthodox (0%)

27. Roman Catholic (0%)
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1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)

2. Mahayana Buddhism (98%)

3. Liberal Quakers (92%)

4. Unitarian Universalism (87%)

5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (86%)

6. Jainism (84%)

7. Taoism (83%)

8. Bahá'í Faith (81%)

9. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (81%)

10. Hinduism (78%)

11. Neo-Pagan (72%)

12. Orthodox Quaker (72%)

13. New Age (68%)

14. New Thought (67%)

15. Sikhism (65%)

16. Scientology (65%)

17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (57%)

18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (57%)

19. Secular Humanism (55%)

20. Reform Judaism (51%)

21. Islam (49%)

22. Orthodox Judaism (49%)

23. Nontheist (44%)

24. Seventh Day Adventist (42%)

25. Jehovah's Witness (40%)

26. Eastern Orthodox (27%)

27. Roman Catholic (27%)

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1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%)

2. Theravada Buddhism (92%)

3. Hinduism (89%)

4. Unitarian Universalism (88%)

5. Taoism (80%)

6. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (76%)

7. New Thought (72%)

8. Liberal Quakers (72%)

9. Neo-Pagan (71%)

10. New Age (71%)

11. Jainism (67%)

12. Scientology (63%)

13. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (62%)

14. Sikhism (56%)

15. Bahá'í Faith (45%)

16. Orthodox Quaker (38%)

17. Nontheist (37%)

18. Secular Humanism (37%)

19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (30%)

20. Jehovah's Witness (29%)

21. Reform Judaism (27%)

22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)

23. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)

24. Orthodox Judaism (19%)

25. Eastern Orthodox (11%)

26. Islam (11%)

27. Roman Catholic (11%)

It lies. I am a wafflist. And I took this thing about a year ago. :shrug: I believe I am agnostic, damn test disagrees.
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1. Reform Judaism (100%)

2. Bahá'í Faith (83%)

3. Orthodox Judaism (80%)

4. Liberal Quakers (78%)

5. Sikhism (77%)

6. Islam (75%)

7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%)

8. Unitarian Universalism (70%)

9. Neo-Pagan (62%)

10. Jainism (58%)

11. Mahayana Buddhism (57%)

12. Orthodox Quaker (56%)

13. New Age (54%)

14. Theravada Buddhism (48%)

15. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (47%)

16. Scientology (46%)

17. Secular Humanism (44%)

18. New Thought (41%)

19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (40%)

20. Hinduism (37%)

21. Taoism (37%)

22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (35%)

23. Jehovah's Witness (35%)

24. Seventh Day Adventist (32%)

25. Eastern Orthodox (31%)

26. Roman Catholic (31%)

27. Nontheist (23%)



Way to tell me what i already know mister quiz. Because i definately am a Jew.
 


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