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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add pyronatas to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-28, 21:06
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i am a tradional satanist in ritual but a modern sataninst in belief

a modern day satanist is a person who belives in them selfs as gods who control there own lives and destiny and think no one else can they think there equal to myths of gods

almost like atheist

worshiping fresh not spirite living there life in paradice before they die having all the good feelings and other things that are considered sins and even plesure is a sin but the fresh needs to be plesured to

  #2   Add Snoil-nine to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-28, 21:09
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Im a Neo-Cheesist, I believe that If all just look hard enough Cheese will answer all our problems
  #3   Add Gustave to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-28, 21:09
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I am god, there is no doubt about that. I've brought end to countless lives, planets, galaxies, and beyond.

I shaped the *ALL* how I wished. I have destroyed everything, and brought it back, so many times it shares the border of infinity.

Now, go away or I will turn you into a very large and taste sammitch.
  #4   Add The Marksman to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-28, 21:11
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your not a satanist

just cause you say something on a message board doesnt make it true

  #5   Add Gustave to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-28, 21:15
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Gustave has a ten foot penis!

Whoo, it worked!!

*plays beat the tree to death with his now ten foot penis*

Winner, Gustave! Loser, the tree!
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Old 2004-05-28, 21:20
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You're a modern day dumbshit.
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Old 2004-05-28, 21:42
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i was about to say you sounded like a 5-percenter but on further investigation, you might be in the 85-95% range. peace to da gods!
  #8   Add JesusTookMyBike123 to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-28, 21:56
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Anton LaVey's satanic bible sucked.

I read it and that is about all I know about Satanism and more than I really care to know.

Oh yeah, I thought Satanists also believed in not throwing a belief on someone. If anyone really cared to know this, they would have figured it out for themselves.
  #9   Add Gustave to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-28, 21:57
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DON'T ANGER THE GIANT TURTLE!!!
  #10   Add mizled to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-28, 22:00
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I like his early stuff, but Satan hasn't really done anything creative in years. I think he's a has been who's just living off of his rep.

  #11   Add Gustave to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-28, 22:05
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I've been napping.

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Old 2004-05-28, 22:07
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by JesusTookMyBike123:

Anton LaVey's satanic bible sucked.

I read it and that is about all I know about Satanism and more than I really care to know.

Oh yeah, I thought Satanists also believed in not throwing a belief on someone. If anyone really cared to know this, they would have figured it out for themselves.
YES I KNOW BUT THE SECOUND BOOK the satanic rituals is better the bible was boring
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Old 2004-05-28, 22:10
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

I fuck trees
just seeing if it works

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Old 2004-05-28, 22:13
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quote:Originally posted by pyronatas:

just seeing if it works
Well, it was more like rape, but I guess it could be thought of in that way...
  #15   Add Barefoot J to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-28, 23:32
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I myself am a Spiritual Satanist. You can't just *be* a god all of a sudden. You have to spend years, lifetimes for some, doing daily meditations to ever acheive godhood.

But it is possible. http:../../joyofsatan.com/default.htm
  #16   Add Gyhth to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-29, 03:12
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Your not a satanist by being able quote afew lines or by being able to do afew rituals. That's like saying movie stars are witches if they play a witch role in a movie, or calling them catholic if they play a priest. Satanism is a way of life, a way of thinking, a way of doing things, a philosophy on who you are, what you are, what you stand for, and where you belong in the hiearchy known as life. You can say your a satanist, you can quote afew words and do afew rituals, but untill you truely see things in a new light you are not but an actor taking part in a role you wish to be your own.



Sorry if this offends anyone or anything I said is wrong or out of context. For the record, I am not a satanist, I just have studdied it quote excessicly and have learned quite abit about it through my reading. Again, sorry to offend anyone.

Thank you for your time
  #17   Add KidKelko to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-29, 04:42
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Don't worry everyone!



I already pwned! them really hard in the other Satanism thread. They should just be quiet and worship themselves. And try to come to terms with calling it masturbation.
  #18   Add ararise to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-29, 15:50
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Oh my me!
  #19   Add Gyhth to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-29, 21:21
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quote:Originally posted by KidKelko:

Don't worry everyone!



I already pwned! them really hard in the other Satanism thread. They should just be quiet and worship themselves. And try to come to terms with calling it masturbation.


I disagree with you there. If Satanists and other religions become quiet, then relgions such as Christianity gain more power then they have now. I'm not saying it is a good thing, nor am I saying that is a bad thing, I'm just saying that without satanism and other religions we would all be seeing things from one limited point of view, while with other religions able to express themselves and practise their rituals we can see different sides of society, culture, human mentality, philosophical idealisms as well as being able to see just what it truely means to be a human. Besides, alot of society has directly and indirectly been influenced by Satanism and all it's divisions. From the internet to how totse it's self is has all been influenced atleast at one point by Satanism.

To those thinking I posted in this thread origionally to do the same thing of which I quoted but not on the same level, I want to state I did not. I just came to state that just because you call yourself something doesn't mean that you truely are that thing. It's like saying your a midget when your 7' tall, it just doesn't work that way.

[This message has been edited by Gyhth (edited 05-29-2004).]
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Old 2004-05-29, 22:57
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Gyhth:

Your not a satanist by being able quote afew lines or by being able to do afew rituals. That's like saying movie stars are witches if they play a witch role in a movie, or calling them catholic if they play a priest. Satanism is a way of life, a way of thinking, a way of doing things, a philosophy on who you are, what you are, what you stand for, and where you belong in the hiearchy known as life. You can say your a satanist, you can quote afew words and do afew rituals, but untill you truely see things in a new light you are not but an actor taking part in a role you wish to be your own.
Words that can be applied to any religion, not only to satanism.

pyronatas, why did you post this thread? To tell us you're a satanist? I doubt someone really cares if you are one, or if you are not.
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Old 2004-05-30, 02:29
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One of the beleifs in satanism is that if you boast what you have, or lie about thigns you wish you had, only to make others wish they could me liek you, or have what you hae, or even have done what you say you have it will make you superior to others by making others feel inferior... by prasing himself as his own God gives him a sort of advantage over the comon man(woman) around him, because everyone would hope to be a God one day, although most know they wont, knowing one is a God creates a sence of awe towards him... in other words, he has low self confidence, and is trying to use his religious practice to make him seem better than man

I am atheist, I am but a man, and I will die one day, I ahve no control over it, and I wish not to change it.

-mike
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Old 2004-06-01, 03:46
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Yeahy, but if you just wake up one day say, "OK, I'm a God now." It doesn't make you a god, it just makes you look stupid to everyone else, who knows that they aren't gods. I don't think I know anyone who aspires to be a god one day. That's just fucking ridiculous.
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Old 2004-06-01, 11:43
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

I've been napping.

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hahahahahahaha that rocks

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Old 2004-06-01, 14:44
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Every week there's a new "i'm a satanist, but Satanism isn't what you think it is, it's intellectual and cool and deep. And we don't worship Satan". Christianity may not be "cool" but at least we know what we worship.
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Old 2004-06-01, 22:08
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I aspire to be a god... I'm just waiting for the okay from Gus!
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Old 2004-06-03, 20:18
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quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

I am god, there is no doubt about that. I've brought end to countless lives, planets, galaxies, and beyond.

I shaped the *ALL* how I wished. I have destroyed everything, and brought it back, so many times it shares the border of infinity.

Now, go away or I will turn you into a very large and taste sammitch.
That's not what ur mom told me last nite

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Old 2004-06-04, 05:34
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/B][/quote]

Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Gustave:



I shaped *ALL* how I wished.


[quote]Originally posted by BBN:

[b] That's not what ur mom told me last nite

AHAHAHAHA! Self-Pwnage!

 


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