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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
# 1
2004-05-18, 03:16
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This one time I was hanging out with god or "Vindalou" looking at the universe from the heavens and I asked him "what is death like?" and he said he would show me.
From there I went on a crazy journey where my mind was released from my body and free to travel in and dimension and conseption my brain could come up with. And past.
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# 2
2004-05-18, 05:02
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Australia
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Once I had a history exam which I hadn't studied for... and I was really worried I'd fail it. Then some weird guy with glasses and in a telephone booth came and took me through time to experience all the answers to the questions on the test.
It was a totally awesome adventure...
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# 3
2004-05-18, 05:09
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Newcastle Australia
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This one time, at a band camp..
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# 4
2004-05-18, 12:51
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Sounds like ya'll got fuxxored on shrooms!
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# 5
2004-05-18, 19:27
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Wasilla, Alaska
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Yeah, that's about the same as what god showed me, except for the errors in spelling and grammar.
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# 6
2004-05-19, 05:27
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Durell:
Once I had a history exam which I hadn't studied for... and I was really worried I'd fail it. Then some weird guy with glasses and in a telephone booth came and took me through time to experience all the answers to the questions on the test.
It was a totally awesome adventure...
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Excellent adventure or bogus journey, you dumb fuck. Just messing.
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# 7
2004-05-19, 13:25
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Durell:
Once I had a history exam which I hadn't studied for... and I was really worried I'd fail it. Then some weird guy with glasses and in a telephone booth came and took me through time to experience all the answers to the questions on the test.
It was a totally awesome adventure...
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DUDE! me and my friends Bill and Ted had an excellent adventure! similar to yours!
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#8
2004-05-22, 02:57 |
Kryolotor 
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 Re: When I met God
Yeah, one time I was taking a leak and there was this guy next to me, a strange guy with a flowing white beard and a white robe. I knew it was God, so I said what came natural: "Jesus, God, you must be hung like a horse." and he said, "No, actually, I'm not, and if you tell anyone I swear to Allah I will lightning bolt your ass." That was the day I learned that God is a muslim.
And another time, when I was walking around I saw Spider-Man swinging on his web lik usually, but behind him was God! Or the Vulture, I mean, who really knows? Might've been Carnage...
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