Is God in my shoe?

Pretty simple question if you think about it for maybe 5-17 seconds. Yeah, so the numbers mean nothing, but just explain to me why God is or is not in my shoe.

Anybody's response is welcome.

Unless it isn't very nice...that won't stop you, but I'm preemptively wagging my finger dissaprovingly at your uncalled for comments about my level of brain power

If you can't think of an answer, just give it a few minutes and go rock the ganj

[This message has been edited by Phrensied Rabbits (edited 05-08-2004).]

[sp0rkius]

Since he's meant to be omnipresent, I guess that means he's actually on the very inside of your asshole.

no, thats athlete's foot.

^athlete's foot in the asshole? did someone stick a foot up his ass?

...probably for asking strange questions...

Want a pudding pop?

yeah seriously...

ok wow you got a lot up your asshole. maybe you could use a cork or sponge. either that or avoid the niggers that like your ass.

Why would a black man want my ass?

Anyway...

Since sp0rk had to go and ruin a perfectly good idiocy, a cookie to the person who bothers to prove aye or nay whether God is indeed in my shoe.

A brownie for those who try to prove God is in my arse (you'll have to split it between all of you, because you aren't original).

what will you give to those of us who don't bother to wax philosophically with dim-witted potheads content in their own irrelevance? nothing? oh poor me.

maybe a night with a bitch,

you seem to need it...

^Oooooooooh! ...ahem, i mean, truuuuuuuuue!

God can't be in your shoe; He's in my shoe! I know so, he talks to me! (the shoe, that is)

You are your own god, so yes he is in your shoe.

Thats both wrong and right. No you are not your own god, I AM GOD. Though you are right that I am in his shoe, I am everywhere. I inhabit all parts of the universe at the same time....Except that guys asshole, fuck that.

Your eternal ruler,

GOD.

O yeah some ppl also call me Benny :P

HaHa Hey look at me?

I wonder how Saint Chill would deal with this situation...

oh yeah,

/*pokes you in the eye*

hail the poke, bitch!

[dr_rock]

christian/jewish/muslim reponse: YES, God is everywhere

atheist response: NO, god doesn't exist

agnostic response: I don't know, I don't care

Buddist response: YES, you are god

plurideist response: which one?

My response: wash your feet, they stink

[This message has been edited by dr_rock (edited 05-11-2004).]

god is in your shoe, but only when you don't look. he's very shy.

Thank you

Hey, what do you guys think is the most chilled out of those religions?

I was liking Budhism for a while, but it's really hard to get into the circle and learn it. Is Islam pretty cool with chilled out people? It seems like they're a bit more welcoming to new people.

[---Beany---]

quote:Originally posted by Phrensied Rabbits:

Hey, what do you guys think is the most chilled out of those religions?

Haven't tried them all but I lived with devotees of Harry Krishna for 3 months. They are super chilled out, down to earth folk.

The only thing they take seriously in life is their daily routine of chanting, worshipping etc, everything else is a laugh. You get gorgeous food (once you get used to it) and you only have to do small amounts of work to help support the temple.

And the girls look totally gorgeous wearing sari's.