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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add AerosmithRocks to your ignore list  
Old 2004-05-05, 17:36
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what would be the harm of believing in something that your not sure it exists,if it really helps you through your life

Who to atheists turn to when everyone else has let them down when they cant even turn to themselves?

If you have strong faith your whole life you cant be dissapointed you either go on to realize there is a god or you just die

so how could faith steer you wrong?
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Old 2004-05-05, 17:48
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Exactly! That's why I pray to the Mighty Pink Unicorn to get through my day.
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Old 2004-05-05, 18:21
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A pink mighty unicorn! That's absolutely absurd!

Yeah but atheists should leave religious folks alone... But can one go around saying that and not asking religious folks to leave atheists alone...?
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Old 2004-05-05, 18:23
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quote:Originally posted by Rust:

That's why I pray to the Mighty Pink Unicorn to get through my day.
Poof!
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Old 2004-05-05, 18:32
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Poof!
Poof? That's the sound of _______________.

(I have not clue what you meant so fill in the blank)
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Old 2004-05-05, 20:18
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When I was communing with the Mighty Blue Unicorn today, he told me that all those who claim to worship the "Mighty Pink Unicorn" are really deluded by Evil Old Hornsawer. You must convert, Rust, for you are in mortal danger!

Aln kla Ishtrinil Unconi yd wricca aln Carmishnil. Ve-oni.
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Old 2004-05-05, 22:46
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Never! The Might Pink Unicorn foretold of these lies! The so-called "Mighty Blue Unicorn" is in realty a horse painted blue.

Bow down to the Pink Unicorn, or thou will be cast down to the river of blood!



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Old 2004-05-05, 23:22
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what would be the harm of believing ....
Faith steers you wrong when it starts interfering with your normal life. Instead of wasting your time going to church, or chanting prayers, or whatever, you could do something useful.

People with 'too much' faith don't believe scientific facts, but will starting singing the lord's prayer when someone else talks about 'being closer to god'.

When you're down, turn to your friends. If you have no one, start thinking about how to come out of it. If you're in depression, go to a doctor. There's no point in turning to something that *might* exist. Then, you're just going crazy.

If you want, you could become a deist.

But religion is a complete waste of time.



On the other issue,

Ohhhh...so that's where the lucky horse-shoe legend came from. Must've been the lucky unicorn shoe.....

Is the horn of the Legendary Unicorn (Bless his sole) the secret to salvation?
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Old 2004-05-06, 08:00
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You can't force yourself to believe something.

Cheers,

Lost
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Old 2004-05-06, 08:08
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Rust! We must put our doctrinal differences aside!

A heathen has implied that the Great, Mighty, Infinite-eyed Unicorn would deign to wear anything on It's feet!

We must declare Rohai on him!
 


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