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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Mad dog to your ignore list  
Old 2004-04-21, 12:23
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I'm a Neo Animist. I believe that the spirits that should inhabit the trees rocks in wild and empty spaces have been polluted and developed untill they moved into computers and coke vending machines etc.

Great reverence is needed to these spirits in order to get any result from these spirits.

Are there any other Neo Animists out there?
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Old 2004-04-21, 14:43
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does it count if the toaster's my bitch?

I push the handle and it cooks, EVERY TIME!
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Old 2004-04-21, 17:46
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I am a post-neo-tribalist.
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Old 2004-04-22, 09:40
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Dear Rabbits

Does your toaster ever burn you toast?

You may have cowered the spirit of your toaster but it will fight back, beware when taking a bath!!!
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Old 2004-04-22, 11:30
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Phrensied Rabbits:

does it count if the toaster's my bitch?

I push the handle and it cooks, EVERY TIME!


Hehe.

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Old 2004-04-22, 17:56
Phrensied Rabbits Phrensied Rabbits is offline
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Damn, I knew it's been planning something!

I even unplug it all the time...

Would appologizing help? Maybe cleaning it?

I wouldn't want to make it so angry it messes up my toast... I mean, I don't use it that much, but it's important! If the cheese doesn't set well on the toast, then the ketchup will make it all slippery and I'll end up getting eggs dropped all over the place...

Should I make an offering of some kind, to let it know that I appreciate it? Maybe it is willing to forgive me for using it to light a match that time...
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Old 2004-04-24, 20:21
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quote:Originally posted by Mad dog:

I'm a Neo Animist. I believe that the spirits that should inhabit the trees rocks in wild and empty spaces have been polluted and developed untill they moved into computers and coke vending machines etc.

Great reverence is needed to these spirits in order to get any result from these spirits.



On what do you base this ludicrous assertion?
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Old 2004-04-24, 20:24
Phrensied Rabbits Phrensied Rabbits is offline
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Hey!

Don't bad mouth the animist!

...Toaster says kick your ass ...
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Old 2004-04-24, 22:27
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Oh, well, I stand completely corrected. I'll just go burn some incense so the spirits of the world don't make trees fall over and buildings collapse.

For shit sakes...
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Old 2004-04-25, 15:55
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and then we can all meet in the park for s'mores...

or pudding pops! ...
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