You know you are an Atheist

i found some great Atheist quotes on this site, i thought id share,

"Religon is a replacement for science, but no matter how much we learn...., the ignorant still enjoy some good fairy tales in a book thousands of years old."

-CoolAndAwesome

(Copy this into your browser) http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/quotes/qnoframe.htm

"A man with a gun is less dangerous than a man with a gun and a bible." thats in my profile for AIM.

fucking officers

[sp0rkius]

Hah, this is great:

quote: The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

quote:"To illustrate the vain conceit that the universe must be somehow pre-ordained for us, because we are so well-suited to live in it, he [Adams] mimed a wonderfully funny imitation of a puddle of water, fitting itself snugly into a depression in the ground, the depression uncannily being exactly the same shape as the puddle."

Hehehe.

[This message has been edited by sp0rkius (edited 04-16-2004).]