What really happened

So, this is what happened; Mary fucked some random, got pregnant, didnt want to tell Joseph so told him that God made her pregnant. Jesus happens to be schizophrenic so he thinks *God* is speaking to him, or he is just hell bent on power so starts up a cult. The schizophrenic bit applies to all prophets too. So thats what i think happened.

If schizophreia is what causes civilizations to arize from barbarism, then that serves as a reason to cultivate schizophreia - Aleister Crowley.

Ive probably fucked up that quote