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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2004-04-07, 07:22
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im not sure where to put this so ill put it here cuz it has to do with a religion. any one know a site or anything that has information on a religion thats like all dark and stuff. like worshiping kick ass stuff like the devil or any thing like that. dont want witch craft stuff. and i dont wanna hear you religious christian people saying the devil is not cool and you should worship god, cuz if ya do youll be worshipping my foot up your ass. please dont flame too much or go off topic
thanks
>Hansel<
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# 2
2004-04-07, 08:19
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
seriously, what are you? some gothic 14 year old or something?
I'll assume that modern satanism isn't "kick ass" enough for you, since they don't actually worship satan, so when it comes to 'real' religions, I suppose your out of luck.
Maybe the Temple of Set or something, but really... grow up
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# 3
2004-04-07, 08:20
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Haha, Wait till your over your teen angst before you start dabbling with religeons.
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# 4
2004-04-07, 08:37
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Maybe when you grow some fangs, and learn dark rites, we'll tell you about the dark gods... you know the ones that live under bed, or in your closet...
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# 5
2004-04-07, 08:42
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by VampireSlaya:
Maybe when you grow some fangs, and learn dark rites, we'll tell you about the dark gods... you know the ones that live under bed, or in your closet...
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I had a friend who had something in his computer... although it gave him a hand shaped bruise, and he didn't worship it.
I am soooo sick of this sort of idiot... this crappy little teen who decides to go around yelling "Satan is my hero!!!" or some other such rubbish. Only thing that compares to it in annoyance is silly little girls that decide they are "wytches"
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# 6
2004-04-07, 09:04
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Quote:
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quote:I had a friend who had something in his computer... although it gave him a hand shaped bruise, and he didn't worship it.
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It wasn't a (quote, unquote) 'dark god', was it? My point was, if he wants something scary and cool to worship, he should look under his bed or in his closet. It's a joke, based on his juvenile attitude.
The thing was probably trying to get your friend's attention anyway, whatever it was.
Edit:
Wait... handprint you say... interesting - may have been a gift... all that glitters is not gold, after all.
[This message has been edited by VampireSlaya (edited 04-07-2004).]
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# 7
2004-04-07, 13:45
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by VampireSlaya:
It wasn't a (quote, unquote) 'dark god', was it? My point was, if he wants something scary and cool to worship, he should look under his bed or in his closet. It's a joke, based on his juvenile attitude.
The thing was probably trying to get your friend's attention anyway, whatever it was.
Edit:
Wait... handprint you say... interesting - may have been a gift... all that glitters is not gold, after all.
[This message has been edited by VampireSlaya (edited 04-07-2004).]
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yeah, I know it wasnt a "dark god" I just thought someone might find it interesting, and I was right.
I would be happy to tell you more about it, interestingly, he reckon's he is a "Psi Vampire"
for the sake of avoiding flames, I'm not going to specifically say that such things exist.
But if you want to talk more in a different medium, my msn is anarchist500@hotmail.com
(I got it when I was 13... never bothered to get rid of it)
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# 8
2004-04-08, 06:20
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ok i never siad i was gonna worship it. i just asked for a website. all i wanted to do is read what this stuff is cuz my friend siad it was kinda wierd. so i wanted to see. you guys were obviously no help at all for someone who was just a little curious. ill find it myself.
>Hansel<
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# 9
2004-04-08, 21:56
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O my.
Not even I could help laughing at you.
*laughs at Hansel*
You're funny.
Cheers,
Lost
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# 10
2004-04-08, 22:03
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I'm gonna trust you that you are just curious, since no one else will. I will tell you though, if you want to get mixed up in shit like this because you think you will look "cool", don't. You will look like an idiot, whether you adopt this to look cool or otherwise.
http://www.necronomi.com has some allright info. It's bullshit, just like most of the spirit world, but that's what you asked for, right?
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#11
2004-04-08, 22:26 |
theBishop 
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 Re: dark religions
I think it would be a lot more "Kick Ass" to make up your own religion. You know, think of like dark stuff .. like ... knives, or blood That's IT! You should worship blood. But don't try to be a vampire that's too pussy for you. Besides you shouldn't drink it because it's too "powerful". Just like get a pint of your own blood, put it in some cool looking jar and pray to it. That's the Kickassest thing i've thought of all day.
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#12
2004-04-09, 02:40 |
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Re: dark religions
i would prolly think that the occult and paganism r prolly the closest u can get to "Dark Religions" as possible without it being total bullshit. there are prolly alot of different pagan beliefs out there and alot of them worship the earth and stuff. u will find stuff like witchcraft associated with pagan beliefs.
my advice would be to search in google for stuff like what i mentioned above. even if some of it is not totally evil or worships the devil or something, they would be interesting to read up about anyways
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#13
2004-04-09, 06:48 |
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Re: dark religions
wow fianly some one doesnt just laugh be an ass. i really dont want to worship it i was just curious. besides im athiest so i dont believe in god or anything religious like that including the devil. thanks to who ever actualy siad something somewhat not a flame.
>Hansel<
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#14
2004-04-10, 20:52 |
seraph~aral
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Re: dark religions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA
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HAHAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SORRY
fag
seriously now, why would you do something religious just because its dark? what the hell. dont you relize what youre fucking with here? do you know anything about the occult or anything? god damn.
i AM a 14 year old "goth" (whatever that means...), and you sir are a complete spiritual retard. i must be pretty mature for my age...or this kid is a...whore i guess.
dark religions...HAHAHA
edit--devil? ha.
[This message has been edited by seraph~aral (edited 04-10-2004).]
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#15
2004-04-10, 21:49 |
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Re: dark religions
I dont think there really is such a thing as a dark religion, but if such a thing exists, id say the Temple of Set is as close as it gets. Just google it, you ll find a couple of pages. I did a report on it not too long ago, kind of interesting...makes good ficition, like most religion, but i wouldnt say it holds much weight.
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#16
2004-04-10, 23:57 |
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Re: dark religions
You have a measure of wisdom Hansel29 I tell you to seek out the words of Abdul Alhazred the Arabic seer. This will teach you what knowledge you need to perform profane rites and exquisite blasphemy. For Abdul Alhazred said,
The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are and the Old Ones shall be. From the dark stars They came ere man was born, unseen and loathsome They descended to primal earth.
Beneath the oceans They brooded while ages past, till seas gave up the land, whereupon They swarmed forth in Their multitudes and darkness ruled the Earth.
At the frozen Poles They raised mighty cities, and upon high places the temples of Those whome nature owns not and the Gods have cursed.
And the spawn of the Old Ones covered the Earth, and Their children endureth throughout the ages. Ye shantaks of Leng are the work of Their hands, the Ghasts who dwelleth in Zin's primordial vaults know Them as their Lords. They have fathered the Na-Hag and the Gaunts that ride the Night; Great Cthulhuis Their brother, the shaggoths Their slaves. The Dholes do homage unto Them in the nighted vale of Pnoth and Gugs sing Their praises beneath the peaks of ancient Throk.
They have walked amidst the stars and They have walked the Earth. The City of Irem in the great desert has known Them; Leng in the Cold Waste has seen Their passing, the timeless citadel upon the cloud-vieled heights of unknown Kadath beareth Their mark.
Wantonly the Old Ones trod the ways of darkness and Their blasphemies were great upon the Earth; all creation bowed beneath Their might and knew Them for Their wickedness.
And the Elder Lords opened Their eyes and beheld the abominations of Those that ravaged the Earth. In Their wrath They set their hand against the Old Ones, staying Them in the midst of Their iniquity and casting Them forth from the Earth to the Void beyond the planes where chaos reigns and form abideth not. And the Elder Lords set Their seal upon the Gateway and the power of the Old Ones prevailest not against its might.
Loathsome Cthulhu rose then from the deeps and raged with exceeding great fury against the Earth Guardians. And They bound his venomous claws with potent spells and sealed him up within the City of R'lyeh wherein beneath the waves he shall sleep death's dream until the end of the Aeon.
Beyond the Gate dwell now the Old Ones; not in the spaces known unto men but in the angles betwixt them. Outside Earth's plane They linger and ever awaite the time of Their return; for the Earth has known Them and shall know Them in time yet to come.
And the Old Ones hold foul and formless Azathoth for Their Master abd Abide with Him in the black cavern at the centre of all infinity, where he gnaws ravenously in ultimate chaos amid the mad beating of hidden drums, the tuneless piping of hideous flutes and the ceaseless bellowing of blind idiot gods that shamble and gesture aimlessly for ever.
The soul of Azathoth dwelleth in Yog-sothoth and He shall beckon unto the Old Ones when the stars mark the time of Their coming; for Yog-sothoth is the Gate through which Those of the Void will re-enter. Yog-sothoth knowest the mazes of of time, for all time is one unto Him. He knowest where the Old Ones came forth in time along long past and where They shall come forth again when the cycle returneth.
After day cometh night; man's day shall pass, and They shall rule where They once ruled. As foulness you shall know them and Their accursedness shall stain the Earth.
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#17
2004-04-11, 05:33 |
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Re: dark religions
Google 'demons' and see what you come up with. Might find some cultists willing to openly describe themselves as Chaotic Evil and open up a 2D8 can of whoopass against any Neutral Good PC wise guys that want to put an end to their reign of terror, and depending on how far they are into the campaign, might let you join.
Worship only that which strengthens you in body, mind, and spirit.
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#18
2004-04-11, 05:53 |
ashesofzen
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Re: dark religions
The chaotic evil can never triumph, for they must bow before the might of the Paladins! For, verily, only the Paladin may wield the +5 Sword, Holy Avenger, to it's fullest potential.
edit: Idiot, can't even spell "wield."
[This message has been edited by ashesofzen (edited 04-11-2004).]
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#19
2004-04-11, 12:22 |
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Re: dark religions
quote:Originally posted by wayward intellect:
The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are and the Old Ones shall be. From the dark stars They came ere man was born, unseen and loathsome They descended to primal earth.
Beneath the oceans They brooded while ages past, till seas gave up the land, whereupon They swarmed forth in Their multitudes and darkness ruled the Earth.
At the frozen Poles They raised mighty cities, and upon high places the temples of Those whome nature owns not and the Gods have cursed.
And the spawn of the Old Ones covered the Earth, and Their children endureth throughout the ages. Ye shantaks of Leng are the work of Their hands, the Ghasts who dwelleth in Zin's primordial vaults know Them as their Lords. They have fathered the Na-Hag and the Gaunts that ride the Night; Great Cthulhuis Their brother, the shaggoths Their slaves. The Dholes do homage unto Them in the nighted vale of Pnoth and Gugs sing Their praises beneath the peaks of ancient Throk.
They have walked amidst the stars and They have walked the Earth. The City of Irem in the great desert has known Them; Leng in the Cold Waste has seen Their passing, the timeless citadel upon the cloud-vieled heights of unknown Kadath beareth Their mark.
Wantonly the Old Ones trod the ways of darkness and Their blasphemies were great upon the Earth; all creation bowed beneath Their might and knew Them for Their wickedness.
And the Elder Lords opened Their eyes and beheld the abominations of Those that ravaged the Earth. In Their wrath They set their hand against the Old Ones, staying Them in the midst of Their iniquity and casting Them forth from the Earth to the Void beyond the planes where chaos reigns and form abideth not. And the Elder Lords set Their seal upon the Gateway and the power of the Old Ones prevailest not against its might.
Loathsome Cthulhu rose then from the deeps and raged with exceeding great fury against the Earth Guardians. And They bound his venomous claws with potent spells and sealed him up within the City of R'lyeh wherein beneath the waves he shall sleep death's dream until the end of the Aeon.
Beyond the Gate dwell now the Old Ones; not in the spaces known unto men but in the angles betwixt them. Outside Earth's plane They linger and ever awaite the time of Their return; for the Earth has known Them and shall know Them in time yet to come.
And the Old Ones hold foul and formless Azathoth for Their Master abd Abide with Him in the black cavern at the centre of all infinity, where he gnaws ravenously in ultimate chaos amid the mad beating of hidden drums, the tuneless piping of hideous flutes and the ceaseless bellowing of blind idiot gods that shamble and gesture aimlessly for ever.
The soul of Azathoth dwelleth in Yog-sothoth and He shall beckon unto the Old Ones when the stars mark the time of Their coming; for Yog-sothoth is the Gate through which Those of the Void will re-enter. Yog-sothoth knowest the mazes of of time, for all time is one unto Him. He knowest where the Old Ones came forth in time along long past and where They shall come forth again when the cycle returneth.
After day cometh night; man's day shall pass, and They shall rule where They once ruled. As foulness you shall know them and Their accursedness shall stain the Earth.
That sounds sooo Lovecraft... it is Lovecraft right? that would be rather disturbing if it was really some Arabic Seer... but it sounds like something out of the Necronomicon (Manufactured by H.P. Lovecraft)
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#20
2004-04-11, 15:30 |
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Re: dark religions
WOULD YOU GUYS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE THE KID ALONE?!?!?!?! ITS NOT YOUR PROBLEM IF HE WANTS TO WORSHIP THE DEVIL!!! IT WILL BE HIS CONSQUENCE ANYWAYS!!!!! SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP CUS I KNOW SOME OF YOU GUYS R LAUGHIN CUS SOME OTHERS ARE!!!! JUST REMEMBER,ITS NOT YOUR PROBLEM,BUT THE KIDS!!!! LET HIM GO TO HELL IF YOU WANT!!
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2004-04-11, 23:06 |
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Re: dark religions
/\ Can I have your number?
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#22
2004-04-14, 15:36 |
Dread
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Re: dark religions
quote:Originally posted by ashesofzen:
The chaotic evil can never triumph, for they must bow before the might of the Paladins! For, verily, only the Paladin may wield the +5 Sword, Holy Avenger, to it's fullest potential.
edit: Idiot, can't even spell "wield."
[This message has been edited by ashesofzen (edited 04-11-2004).]
In AD&D there's something called the Sword of Kas, it's an chaotic evil artifact and as far as I can remember it is way above the Holy Avenger.
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#23
2004-04-14, 15:52 |
Dread
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Re: dark religions
quote:Originally posted by Hansel29:
im not sure where to put this so ill put it here cuz it has to do with a religion. any one know a site or anything that has information on a religion thats like all dark and stuff. like worshiping kick ass stuff like the devil or any thing like that. dont want witch craft stuff. and i dont wanna hear you religious christian people saying the devil is not cool and you should worship god, cuz if ya do youll be worshipping my foot up your ass. please dont flame too much or go off topic
thanks
>Hansel<
Hm, what about the Aztecs? They had pyramids where they sacrificed everyone they could get their hands on, and they cut their victims hearts out with obsidian knives.
Now, that's cool and kicks more ass than some wannabe satanist pricks who sneak into the town cemetary to sacrifice a hamster or whatever, doesn't it?
Oh, and members of some jungle tribe used to cut their dicks with stone knives or sharp needles and used the blood to predict the future. Someone who'd do this today would probably be considered pretty dark and kickass, just in case...
Also, why would you consider the Devil to be "kick ass stuff"?
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#24
2004-04-15, 01:38 |
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Re: dark religions
my neighbor is a satanist. *puts holy water in new super soaker*
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#25
2004-04-16, 02:47 |
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Re: dark religions
Read this, it will be a start . . . http://necromancy.narod.ru/library/books/necronomicon/necro.htm
You may have to copy and paste.
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2004-04-16, 06:29 |
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Re: dark religions
"That sounds sooo Lovecraft... it is Lovecraft right? that would be rather disturbing if it was really some Arabic Seer... but it sounds like something out of the Necronomicon (Manufactured by H.P. Lovecraft)"
The notion that the necronomican is purely a creation of lovecraft has been bouncing around the net for a while now.
He wrote the history of the necronomican,
the testominy of the mad arab is real,
and the copies of the origional text can be seen in the british museum.
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#27
2004-04-16, 08:04 |
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Re: dark religions
Personally I find that the darkest religion is the Holy Way of Slaquerism. We dig deep into ourselves and fall into a deep trance which allows us to commune with the holieness, commonly referred to us as "Slaqing off." During this trance we can still function basically, eating and drinking, smoking and playing games, and soon we begin to Ascend and lose all connection to reality as we become true Slaquers. The endless and holy way allows us to see the world for what it is, and continue "Slaquing off" and doing nothing about the horrendous conditions around us. You should all convert immediately.
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#28
2004-04-17, 22:40 |
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Re: dark religions
Nah. Loiterrarism. In wich we stand around be it high or low. waiting... for nothing. Cause we can. common meeting ground are: Wal-Mart, Seven Eleven, and Movie Theater
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#29
2004-04-17, 23:36 |
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Re: dark religions
Well you see, in my opinion, the darkest religion ever is known as slithtatbitchesthroatanddrinktheblooddbeforeitalls pillsoutontothefloorandgetsdirty. It's the darkest religion there is. What you do is grab some fat chick, preferably under 18, you take a knife no longer than 6 inches blade wise, and make a horizontal cut on her throat. Then, you pull back on her hair and gather your friends around and begin sucking her blood. If you drink it all in under 5 minutes, Satan gives you a prize. But, if any of it touches the ground and gets dirty, Satan comes out from Hell, shoves his clawed hand up your asshole and rips out your small intestine, while orally raping you at the same time. He then takes the intestines and fucks all the other people that joined in up the ass with them. Further, He will take his tongue and like your penis head with it. And, as we all know, Satan's tongue has its own mouth, so naturally, it's going to bite the head of your cock off. And, if you're a woman, he licks your nipples with his tongue, which bites them off rather harshly eventually, and you get the joy of cleaning up your own fucking mess.
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#30
2004-04-18, 01:21 |
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Re: dark religions
quote:Originally posted by Hansel29:
any one know a site or anything that has information on a religion thats like all dark and stuff. like worshiping kick ass stuff like the devil or any thing like that.
WWW.ChurchofSatan.com (http://WWW.ChurchofSatan.com)
You asked..
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#31
2004-04-18, 06:59 |
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Re: dark religions
You know... of you want to really be evil you could play "Satans Game" more formaly called Dungeons and Dragons
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#32
2004-04-18, 07:31 |
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Re: dark religions
Even the Mad Arab (Abdul Alhazred) was a fictional character also made up by H P Lovecraft. Abdul Alhazred was the author of the Necronomicon - a fictional book used as a plot device in many of Lovecraft's tales.
Just so all you people who are fringe Lovecraft fans know.
quote:Hm, what about the Aztecs? They had pyramids where they sacrificed everyone they could get their hands on, and they cut their victims hearts out with obsidian knives.
Actually many historians now believe that they only sacrificed their prisoners, and Cortez twisted that in his letters back, so as to give a good christian reason for wiping the whole civilisation off the face of the earth.
[This message has been edited by VampireSlaya (edited 04-18-2004).]
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