Those annoying christians who give you papers about god

I don't know about anyone else, but for me those people who stand out on the street and hand you papers about god or the people who slip them under you windsheild wiper, should be beaten with a large blunt object.

I suppose they'll have to wait in line behind you.

Seriously, why are you so worried about them? They merely fulfill their purpose, as they see it.

You don't have to believe what they say, but, what are they harming?

It get's worse.

Apparently, there are people who come and annoy THEM. They seem to opperate on the fringe of christianity, seeing appocalyptic visions in their dreams. OPne of them came to see my sister...I'm not a christ hugger or anything, so I just sat down out of sight and laughed....a lot...

It was some freaky shit, man, and scary as hell...why did she specifically ask for my sister?...I think she's a witch...

So then, it's something like...

God--->Angels--->"Crazy Prophets"--->

less Crazy Proselytizers--->Regular ol' Joe



You know, it'd be simpler if he just called me on the telephone.