Was Jesus an ALIEN?

now,you've all heard the story of how the virgine mary was somehow impregnated and three wise men came to find them in a manger after jesus was born by following a star in the sky,and how an angel came to visit them,and when jesus got older he parted an ocean and walked on water ect ect ect...

well what im asking is that,concidering the facts,does it not look like something any steriotypical alien or aliens in general would do..i mean i didn't believe in aliens & stuff but thinking about this shit makes me start to question thier existance.like the virgine mary thing could easily be explained as 'artificial insemination'.the star in the sky could easily be explained as a UFO.the angel that came down from heaven could easily be explained as an alien getting like beamed down or sumthing to do whatever it's said he did or say whatever the hell he said.and jesus walking on water and stuff...well maby that's some sort of thing he can do with his extreme mind being half alien he would have a great mind and possibly be able to use more percentage of his brain than most and maby had telekinesis or sum shit..i dunno..maby he just had some alien power...im not trying to contradict any beliefs here or anything but the whole story could quite possibly be told from a different angle,the bible might have it's flaws,i mean not evrything is perfect and just cause it's the bible doesn't mean that evrything in there is 100% correct,maby it's just telling the story in the eye's of someone with no explanation and no knowledge of the matter thus calling an alien an angel and stuff like that due to the fact that maby way way back then they hadn't had the thought cross thier minds that there could be another existance far more advanced than thiers and not from earth..anyway tell me what y'all think..

oh ya...and i have no religion..im not one of those raelien guys

i just thought of this shit given the facts and used logic and common sence and sheer science to come to my conclusions or theories as they are..

~kwon~

Intresting. Could be. Or could be the sumerian sun god.

Sounds like the whole "alien jesus" thing would make a good movie.

An alien doppelganger. But you have it just about the way it happened.

superman is jesus's dad

Jesus didn't part the ocean, dumbass.

[ilbastardoh]

It's like choosing to wear shackles, so you can infiltrate a prison to show the inmates that you can't wear your bonds forever.

Or so, said the Creator.

i dont know what the hell your trying to say ilbastard..lol

but idioteque or whatever your name is..some people say he parted an ocean and some dont so shut the fuck up..you take only one point out of the whole post to contradict and end up looking like a dumbass..if you have anything else to say that's actually realevant to the topic go ahead an type away,contradict me all you want,but the facts remain..