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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add Easy Going to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-26, 02:59
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If there is a God, there is no reason why he can't post online. He probably posts here just to fuck with us. For all you know, you're reading Holy Scripture right now.
  #2   Add Lucky to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-26, 03:41
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Put enough chemicals in me and I can be God. Yah God probably fucks with our heads a lot. You ever think how stupi the T Rex looks. That gigantic animal and those shitty little pansy arms. And that one with the huge ass neck. I bet God was high when he made those dinosaurs.
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Old 2004-03-26, 04:22
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Yes I do post on totse. And no I'm not trying to fuck with you.
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Old 2004-03-26, 06:04
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Only 33% of God posts on Totse.
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Old 2004-03-26, 07:08
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Wintermute is God(dess).

Zok is Jesus.



[This message has been edited by Black Flag (edited 03-26-2004).]
  #6   Add Craftian to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-26, 08:49
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In the beginning, there was enigma.

He spoke a word into his modem, and LO! a BBS was created so that his chosen people might connect.

And he saw that it was good.
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Old 2004-03-27, 19:19
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We're all God, so yes, some of us post here.
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Old 2004-03-27, 22:09
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God is neurological.
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Old 2004-04-04, 05:46
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yes i (we) do.

as for dieties...im sure eris is on here somewhere, feeding us lies about LD50's and safe drug combos, and how to make ether out of urine, and how to get high off of advil and shit like that.
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Old 2004-04-04, 06:09
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Old 2004-04-04, 09:47
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my god can beat the shit out of your god
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Old 2004-04-05, 00:16
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he does post. hes here right now.
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Old 2004-04-06, 02:42
Kia Kordestani Kia Kordestani is offline
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Yes, I'm here right now.
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Old 2004-04-06, 02:46
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Kia, you false prophet and blower on knots! Truly, I shall throw you out into the darkness, where there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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Old 2004-04-06, 03:07
Kia Kordestani Kia Kordestani is offline
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First of all I never claimed to be a prophet so dont label me by your own tongue. Im already as black as can be so I doubt that if you threw me into the darkness there will be any weeping and gnashing of teeth. Instead you will suffer furious wrath and vengence in the form of chaos and confusion. God isn't about forgiveness. Jesus Christ is however. But Jesus Christ isn't God. He was only a prophet of God just like many others, although he was one of the most extremely blessed and gifted.
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Old 2004-04-06, 07:05
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quote:Originally posted by Kia Kordestani:

Yes, I'm here right now.

i got the idea to say that like 2 seconds after i read the thread title.

but i'm A god, not YOUR god. i'm like a subgod, not adverse to the big god, but not quite as hardcore as him. by the way no one else on totse is a subgod like me. think of me as moderator but not admin in the forums of life.
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Old 2004-04-06, 09:04
Kia Kordestani Kia Kordestani is offline
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The kalimah of Islam is as follows:

La ilaha ill Allah.

Its Arabic. It means there is no god other than God. So I'm the only one.
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