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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add NewDude to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-26, 02:54
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Every thread here has a new definition for atheists, agnostics, etc. I'll give you the real definitions.

Atheist- Someone who doesnt believe in god. When an atheist is asked, "Do you believe in god?" They will reply, "No."

Weak atheism- See above.

Strong atheism- When posed the question, "Do you believe in god?" A strong atheist will reply, "God does not exist."

** Its really that simple.

Agnostic- Someone who believes that the existance of god is unknowable. When an agnostic is asked, "Do you believe in god?" They will reply, "I dont know."

Theist- Someone who believes in god. When asked, "Do you believe in god?" A theist will respond "Yes."

Is that fucking clear enough for all of you?

In review, Do you believe in god?

Atheist: No.

Agnostic: I dont know.

Theist: Yes.
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Old 2004-03-26, 04:11
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What the hell? I though Agnosticism was when they acknowledge that a God exists, just dont give a fuck about it.
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Old 2004-03-26, 04:19
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quote:Originally posted by exesept:

What the hell? I though Agnosticism was when they acknowledge that a God exists, just dont give a fuck about it.
You thought wrong. An agnostic is simply someone who thinks that it cannot be determined either way.

Its like if I ask you, "Do you believe I was born in NY?" You dont know. You're not saying that I was, or that I wasnt. You just dont know.

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Old 2004-03-26, 05:59
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And how did you become the arbiter of language?
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Old 2004-03-26, 08:56
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Damn, somebody needs to create a whole new set of words that aren't loaded, are well defined and everybody agrees on.
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Old 2004-03-26, 18:16
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Shall we start?
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Old 2004-03-26, 23:26
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quote:Originally posted by ashesofzen:

And how did you become the arbiter of language?
I didnt make this stuff up. I translated the actual definitions into dipshit terms. So if you still dont understand them, you my friend, are a dipshit.
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Old 2004-03-26, 23:30
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Where did I imply that I didn't understand you? I didn't post "OMGOMGOOMG LIEK I DUN GIT WUT YOUR SAYIN!!1"

I simply want to know why your definitions are the most valid. And translation doesn't really make those definitions any more valid than any others. Common usage over time has given the words their meaning. Tell me why your direct translation would be more valid.
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Old 2004-03-26, 23:57
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quote:Originally posted by ashesofzen:

Where did I imply that I didn't understand you? I didn't post "OMGOMGOOMG LIEK I DUN GIT WUT YOUR SAYIN!!1"

I simply want to know why your definitions are the most valid. And translation doesn't really make those definitions any more valid than any others. Common usage over time has given the words their meaning. Tell me why your direct translation would be more valid.
I'm not sure I'd agree that they've gotten new meanings over time. As far as I remember the word 'atheist' quite literally means 'without theism.'

They're valid because they're right. This is what the words were intended to mean. The only way they get new translations is when people here post stuff like, "Well atheists say god probably doesnt exist."

Lookup every possible definition of atheist, theist, and agnostic and they'll all translate into the definitions I've given.
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Old 2004-03-27, 00:11
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Personally, the definitions you put forth are nearly, if not exactly, the same as those I use.

However, I've found it far easier to establish a definition as I debate with someone; the people you're trying to reach are unlikely to take this thread in, anyway.
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Old 2004-03-27, 02:55
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Default Re: Here's some definitions. Learn to live by them because they're correct.

quote:Originally posted by ashesofzen:

Where did I imply that I didn't understand you? I didn't post "OMGOMGOOMG LIEK I DUN GIT WUT YOUR SAYIN!!1"

I simply want to know why your definitions are the most valid. And translation doesn't really make those definitions any more valid than any others. Common usage over time has given the words their meaning. Tell me why your direct translation would be more valid.

Could he possibly be the only owner and almighty guardian of the legendary "DICTIONARY"? You should bow to him and his knowledge ability to READ.

"fucking retard"
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Old 2004-03-27, 17:22
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Default Re: Here's some definitions. Learn to live by them because they're correct.

O, of course! Silly me, I thought that there were more than one dictionary published on this planet. What a "fucking retard" I've been. Thank you, thank you. I've seen the light.
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