Scientology

[Hexadecimal]

I was considering putting this into My God, but being as the US Supreme Court gives CoS secular status, they aren't a religion, but a business organization. Has anyone dealt with clams before?

My uncle joined the Church of Scientology nine years ago. After emptying out his life savings to become a demi-god; he finally learned the basis of the cult. Apparently, Scientology is a cult based on the book Dianetics, written by the documented paranoid schizophrenic L. Ron Hubbard; and other writings of his, claiming that humans have flaws because we are infested with the souls of aliens who were killed in a nuclear holocaust by an alien overlord named Xenu. My uncle was able to bring himself to disassociating himself with the cult as of 3 years ago. He was left with practically no critical thinking ability left; the cult had eroded his thoughts and brainwashed him almost enough to destroy his attachment with reality. The cult of Scientology is dangerous as fuck and on average drains 30 thousand to 1 million dollars from each member with a scam method called the bait and switch.

Well...just wondering if anyone else has had family members fall into the Hell that is Scientology. Also, from the harrassing experiences my family still deals with from CoS; I wouldn't be surprised if one of those crazy fucks replies to this or tries sueing me for using the word Scientology in a criticism of them...those fucks are notorious for attempting to silence critics with misuse of copyright laws in frivolous suits. Well fuck them; they've already fucked up three members of my family, my reputation is worth a lot less than theirs.

It's a tax dodging scam, simple as that. That's why all the actors join up. You don't think they actually BELIEVE that shit, do you?

How do you think John Travolta can afford his own 747?

[Hexadecimal]

The upper levels don't believe that shit; but in an organization with a heirarchy of membership, all the wealth goes to the top. The lower members aren't in for the money, they actually believe that shit because they're slowly sucked in deeper and deeper until they've reached complete psychosis at which point that fucking Xenu shit is believable.

http:../../www.xenu.net/default.htm

http:../../www.scientology-lies.com/default.htm

I am Xenu, bow before my giant two foot purple bumpy penis filled with non-alien goodness. BOW!

Idiot.

Oh and check out this leaflet.



To date I've distributed over 13,000 of them.

[mayor of monkey town]

once me and my mates went to the scientology 'church' to get a cheap laugh - the guy that was telling us that drugs are bad stank of cigarettes and when we asked him about it he got all stroppy...

Then we tried to find the play doh room, a magical room FULL OF PLAY DOH!!

we never found it but it was scary, my parents got angry with me for going there because i was getting phone calls from raelians a few weeks earlier and they made me promise no more cults.

thracius, do you have a soul ?

I guess not.

It's probably been put in a bottle and hidden in some sand dune a few thousand years ago.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

The upper levels don't believe that shit; but in an organization with a heirarchy of membership, all the wealth goes to the top. The lower members aren't in for the money, they actually believe that shit because they're slowly sucked in deeper and deeper until they've reached complete psychosis at which point that fucking Xenu shit is believable.

i am xenu and the only way to avoid being possessed is to send all your money NOW to

me at p.o.box 1234, anytown, usa.696969

quote:Originally posted by Uncus:

thracius, do you have a soul ?

I guess not.

It's probably been put in a bottle and hidden in some sand dune a few thousand years ago.

FUCKING IDIOT FUCK THE FUCK OFF BITCH

I WILL FUCKING *RAPE* YOU MOTHERFUCKER

quote:Originally posted by thracius:



FUCKING IDIOT FUCK THE FUCK OFF BITCH

I WILL FUCKING *RAPE* YOU MOTHERFUCKER

It was you who were trying to ruin my magnetic motors thread, weren't you ?



[This message has been edited by Uncus (edited 03-25-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Uncus:

It was you who were trying to ruin my magnetic motors thread, weren't you ?

OK, see now I'm gonna add you to my idiot list:

code:<pre>----IDIOTS----

Uncus = Idiot</pre>

Done and done!

This is still better off in My God...

Even though there's already a thread on Scientology here...

Anyway though, this one's just for fun.



(On xenu.net too, but some might not see it.)

wat can we learn from ron l hubbard??



making up ur own religion then registering it and then brainwashing ppl is a lucrative business