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  #1   Add Distromnia to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-22, 18:56
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I mean... If you die and go to heaven, do they take them from you? Because I don't exactly think you can breed... Maybe just use them for fun?
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Old 2004-03-23, 00:49
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If we don't, I'm gonna miss playing 'Mr. Towelrack' with mines.
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Old 2004-03-23, 01:01
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ooo.good question. I would have to go with, you lose them. Cause God is that kind of unforgiving bastard.
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Old 2004-03-23, 01:02
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yes you keep them.
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Old 2004-03-23, 02:45
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see... another perfect reason NOT to go to heaven! i mean come on... you can have absolutely no fun in heaven! you just sit around and talk to jesus and god all the time and you can't have sex, you can't cuss you can't steal, you can't drink or smoke or do drugs, you can't do anything except chill with god... wtf is that?! i'd get bored just thinking of spending an eternity doing that!
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Old 2004-03-23, 16:09
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see... another perfect reason NOT to go to heaven! i mean come on... you can have absolutely no fun in heaven! you just sit around and talk to jesus and god all the time and you can't have sex, you can't cuss you can't steal, you can't drink or smoke or do drugs, you can't do anything except chill with god... wtf is that?! i'd get bored just thinking of spending an eternity doing that!
This is actually not true. I heard that on fridays, saturdays and sundays the strip joint not far from JC's house has a 24h happy hour.
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Old 2004-03-24, 22:22
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When you die, do you get to keep your genitals?
No, I take them!
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Old 2004-03-24, 22:33
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It's been my belief that heaven is what you want it to be. There for everyone gets their own universe to play in. Your heaven will be your fantsy land and if your fansty is to talk to jesus and god with out a Unit then by goerge you'll get it.
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Old 2004-03-27, 05:46
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I hope so
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