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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2004-03-16, 09:48
Acid-Killer Acid-Killer is offline
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Default Even if there is a god...

(christian god)

...What in your bloody mind makes you belive I should praise him and shit? So what if he made me or whatever he thinks he did - I still see no meaning to be his sheep.

Fuck Chruch.
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Old 2004-03-16, 13:23
SEN D-F SEN D-F is offline
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Xian ideology:

Believe in God because he said so, if you don't he banishes you to Hell. Because he loves you of course.
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Old 2004-03-16, 14:42
Jesus is tha Shiznik Jesus is tha Shiznik is offline
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You should believe in God because he's real. Read the bible. It tells you everything. Have faith!! "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that who ever believeth in him should not perish but have ever lasting life" John 3:16 God sent his son to die for us so we should live for him.
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Old 2004-03-16, 16:43
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I wenteth to the beach, andth I levitateth myselfethd. Then I Smit the beachgoers for having tanlines, so said the lord. Therefore, let no man have tan lines, or we will harken their souls to eternal damnation. If the tan-line should befall a woman, she must maketh a device with wich to flog themselves, so say it the lord.

You should believe in god....ooooooo
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Old 2004-03-16, 16:52
Cattapillar Cattapillar is offline
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Acid-Killer:

(christian god)

...What in your bloody mind makes you belive I should praise him and shit? So what if he made me or whatever he thinks he did - I still see no meaning to be his sheep.

Fuck Chruch.
Yeh, Hell Yeh!! Fuck church. I hate it when people ask me "Do you beleive in god?" id always say no then they would ask "Do you worship the 'devil'?" id say no and then they would call me a satan worshiper even after i told them i wasnt! Its so fuckin annoying. and especially when they try to force me to go. The only time i ever go to church is to get paid or laid thats it!



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Old 2004-03-16, 22:23
MidnightWolf4000 MidnightWolf4000 is offline
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Yeah, fuck church! You know what. Yeah....Fuck Church.

We should burn them all down!

Think about it.

Many people in other countries, and in the U.S., fight because of different religions. If there was no religion, people would be more unified and have togetherness. Wouldn't that be what (Allah) or (God) want?

People should realize this. Let all churches and temples be destroyed. Yeah....it would be good for the people.

Then we could not have to spend time on useless crap like praying. (It doesn't work) Why do aliens have no religion?

Because religion is old and gay!

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Old 2004-03-16, 22:27
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What's Chruch?
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