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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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  #1   Add XxSoulCriminalxX to your ignore list  
Old 2004-03-10, 00:33
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Well if u went to heaven and thats whut u would do for the rest of eternity...would u fuck GOD in the butt? or Jesus? Muhammad? Abraham? Moses? or maybe Lucifer?



i would i mean.....its heaven..
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Old 2004-03-10, 01:56
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Jesus probably has a sweet, tight little ass, don't you think?
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Old 2004-03-10, 04:43
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Old 2004-03-13, 20:20
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rofl.. hey man if i needed to fuck god in the ass id prefer going to hell!
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Old 2004-03-13, 20:32
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quote:Originally posted by FrenchBoi:

rofl.. hey man if i needed to fuck god in the ass id prefer going to hell!
Where the devil would fuck you in the ass. And believe me, he has a huge red dick.
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Old 2004-03-13, 21:27
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if he wanted me to, how could i refuse?
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Old 2004-03-14, 18:01
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what kind of fucking question is that?
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Old 2004-03-14, 18:12
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Im pretty sure Satan was banished to hell to suffer for eternity. I don't think he administers pain. Isn't he supposed to be cased in ice or somehting with some guy in his mouth?
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Old 2004-03-14, 18:13
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.....as the story goes anyways.
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Old 2004-03-14, 19:34
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....

Wow.
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Old 2004-03-16, 22:34
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quote:Originally posted by SEN D-F:

Im pretty sure Satan was banished to hell to suffer for eternity. I don't think he administers pain. Isn't he supposed to be cased in ice or somehting with some guy in his mouth?

According to dante's Inferno Yes. on the ninth level hell the worst sinner's Betrayer's suffer by being frozen up to thier faces in a lake of Ice. In the center you will find Satan up to his chest in the ice he has three head with a great betrayer in each mouth. In one there is the dude who sold out jesus for 30 silver pieces, Brutus Ceaser's friend that betrayed him leading to "Et tu Brutus?" and the third guy I can't quiet remember.
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Old 2004-03-16, 22:38
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Marcus Brutus, Cassius, Judas
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Old 2004-03-22, 02:09
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whoa they all end in "us." like, we are all betrayers and are all deserving of that eternal punishment. or something like that. being high makes you think wierd shit. WHOA A LAVA LAMP!
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Old 2004-03-22, 04:33
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quote:Originally posted by XxSoulCriminalxX:

Well if u went to heaven and thats whut u would do for the rest of eternity...would u fuck GOD in the butt? or Jesus? Muhammad? Abraham? Moses? or maybe Lucifer?



i would i mean.....its heaven..

hah, youre such a badass.
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Old 2004-03-22, 04:34
DoPesTeR-DaZe DoPesTeR-DaZe is offline
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quote:Originally posted by FrenchBoi:

rofl.. hey man if i needed to fuck god in the ass id prefer going to hell!

quiet, frenchy.
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Old 2004-03-22, 08:50
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eheh...I'm a girl and therefore can partake of no butt-fucking.
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Old 2004-03-22, 18:35
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Old 2004-03-22, 18:50
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Lost, why aint you locking this gay ass thread?
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