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| My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged. |
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# 1
2004-03-04, 23:30
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I'm the second follower of the relligion of chillinism. The first follower is the profit Ian. All of us followers are called Ianians. Now I will explain the basics of this faith.
Our god is Saint Chill. St Chill wants all in the world to be chill. Our equivalant of the catholic "amen" is "sweet". You say that whenever something in live is chill. If something is bad or not "sweet", then you say "nooope". There is no set guidlines for what is chill or not chill, it all depends on what you think.
Our Hollidays are different than what is considered normal. What happens is you pick a day that you want to celebrate chillness and you do. You dedicate that whole day to chillness. You can have as many holidays a year as you like.
Our numbers are still around ten but feel free to join or ask questions.
Baldo
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# 2
2004-03-05, 00:04
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noooope
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# 3
2004-03-05, 00:17
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eh. It's not for everyone
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# 4
2004-03-05, 00:40
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I joined that religion 10 years ago...I'm one lax fucker.
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# 5
2004-03-05, 00:44
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It's such a great thing. But no longer will you be labeled lax or lazy you are merely devout!
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# 6
2004-03-05, 01:26
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I want in!! Do you have any restrictions, like drugs or sex or anything? Or, possibly, a requirement to use drugs?
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# 7
2004-03-05, 01:44
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Northfield, NJ, USA
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:
I joined that religion 10 years ago...I'm one lax fucker.
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Good call. Make her do all the work.
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# 8
2004-03-05, 02:50
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"Amen" is a Hebrew word, actually  The Catholics got it from us
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# 9
2004-03-05, 02:57
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SomeEverydayNobody
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# 10
2004-03-05, 03:04
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Sweet! Can I jump on?
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#11
2004-03-05, 07:04 |
Baldo 
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 Re: New Religion - Chillinism
You all are more than welcome to join and as to the drugs, I refer you to my original post. As long as you feel that drugs are chill then St. Chill wishes you to continue taking those drugs.
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#12
2004-03-05, 14:35 |
onion jack 67
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
there be some good love and sweet vibration at the heart of chillinism. keep it real.
dear baldo, as chillinism flows and its congregation grows and its seeds st. chill sows. how do new ideas get debated and spirits become elated and its faith translated to all people who feel connection to the faith of chillin-ation, jubilation at chill station for what music is its vibration...
my soul vibrates on dub plates. far i.
sweet
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#13
2004-03-05, 14:51 |
Phrensied Rabbits
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
Sweet, fuckers!
I am Sooo in on this shit here, man!
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#14
2004-03-05, 16:22 |
Baldo
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
I welcome all who wishes to join. The book of Saint Chill is still being written, but when it is done I will post it in this forum. For now if any one has any questions, feel free to ask.
EDIT: spelling
[This message has been edited by Baldo (edited 03-05-2004).]
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#15
2004-03-06, 08:42 |
onion jack 67
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
we got to do a festival. the word is chillinism. assembled will be a wonderful array of people and so many channels to deliver the chillin vision. the music, the shufflin, shakin an' steppin' up and down the dance floor. all delivered in a true chill style. not frantic just nice.
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#16
2004-03-06, 23:39 |
The_Reckoning
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
lol this reminds me,if enough people put a certain religion on the UK Census form, it becomes an official thing and people can take days off work for the festivals and things. Jedi is very close to becoming official.
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#17
2004-03-07, 03:39 |
onion jack 67
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
att. the reckoning...
as far as i know, jedi has been recognized as a religion because of the amount of census forms with it on. i remember getting the emails about it.
don't tottaly quote me on this though, but i'm sure i was told it was.
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#18
2004-03-07, 18:43 |
Phrensied Rabbits
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
Hey Baldo, I know you said that holidays are whenever, but is there like an official day on which we use shrooms once a year, for religious purposes, of course...
hey, that reminds me,
if you can actually qualify as a religion, you get exemption from certain drug laws, right? If it's for the purpose of part of a spiritual occasion in your religion, right?
well, whatever, it's not like we could possibly get all the people who already hail to this religion, basically, to actually join it, so we probably wouldn't get enough people to actually qualify.
Back to my new country dreams for stuff like that.
Besides, it doesn't have to be legal to happen anyway.
Later, guys, be Chill
-The Rabbit, =82p)
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#19
2004-03-08, 14:29 |
Baldo
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
It would be a great thing to have enough people to make this an actual religion, but alas this will not likely happen. As for the one specific holiday. Not everyone feels that shrooms are chill therefore we can't make it mandatory on a certain day. St. Chill would not like that.
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#20
2004-03-08, 20:18 |
Phrensied Rabbits
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
hehehehe,...
cool, man
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#21
2004-03-10, 22:03 |
Phrensied Rabbits
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
Okay, it's been two days, but I like this idea so I don't want it to die off waiting for the manuscript.
Therefore, *BUMP*
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#22
2004-03-11, 14:52 |
Baldo
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
A group of people sat around the T.V. watching Full Metal Jacket and eating stale chips. They were full of worry because, while they enjoyed what they were doing very much they thought that society might look down on them for wasting a weekday. This boggled their minds for many minutes.
Then St. Chill appeared and the people were very excited. A great cry of "SWEET" was heard throughout the house. One of the people asked St. Chill's opinion on staying in all day. St. Chill asked if they enjoyed it. The people all said yes, very much so. St. Chill slowly turned to look each member of the group in the eye, tilted back it's head, and gave out a "sweet" that shook the rafters.
There was much rejoicing as St. Chill plugged in a ps2 and asked for first game in a Soul Caliber 2 tournament.
This has been a reading from the book of the follower Baldo
SWEET
[This message has been edited by Baldo (edited 03-11-2004).]
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#23
2004-03-11, 21:33 |
danny8709
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
pure genious.
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#24
2004-03-12, 20:03 |
Phrensied Rabbits
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
And there was much rejoicing...  |
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#25
2004-03-12, 22:21 |
Bolezhinkov
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
yeah, I have to admit, Ive been a closet folower of chillinism for many years . . . now that everyone is in the open about it though, sweet.
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#26
2004-03-15, 11:50 |
Phrensied Rabbits
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
Another few days, another *BUMP*
I guess it's to be expected, given the values set forth
well, it's chill
Let's get some of that good word here, chillmeister  |
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#27
2004-03-15, 15:18 |
Baldo
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
For your reading pleasure I will describe what I did on my Chill Holiday. On Friday, I decided that I should have a chill holiday to start off my spring break. To start off my holiday, I went to a concert and had much fun. Then I went back to my friends dorm and got lit. We ended up listening to music for 3 hours and it was amazing. I also highly recommend any salvador dali poster that you can find. The next afternoon when we woke up, we got lit again followed by more music. Eventually I made it home, but a hour later I went to my friends party and got lit again. When I finally made it home and into my bed i could feel a warm buzz throughout my body and from that I could tell that St. Chill was happy.
Now I don't want you to think that you have to do what I did on my holiday. I just found it to be Chill so I did it. Have fun
Baldo
Anyone who would like to be officially added to the rosters can email me there chosen name as a convert and there email address. I'm thinking of starting a mailing list. We'll see.
EDIT: ADD
[This message has been edited by Baldo (edited 03-15-2004).]
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#28
2004-03-15, 20:43 |
Phrensied Rabbits
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
kickass holiday, man...
good times
What exactly do you mean by convert name?
Nevermind, the chill hasn't set in yet, it was a silly question...
[This message has been edited by Phrensied Rabbits (edited 03-15-2004).]
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#29
2004-03-15, 21:36 |
Baldo
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
Even though you have revoked your question, I will answer anyway. Your convert name is kind of along the same lines as your Confirmation name. My birth name is not baldo of course, but I thought it would be chill to be named Baldo so when I converted to chillism I also decided to be called Baldo. You can be named whatever you think is chill. If you want to be known as Max Powers than your name is Max Powers and so on and so forth.
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#30
2004-03-15, 21:46 |
Phrensied Rabbits
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
Max Power,
hehehe..."I read it off my hair dryer"
lmao...
yeah, well, deffinitely, man
add me to the list
Later,
-The Rabbit (that's what you can write me as, I do my best to keep my alias Phrensied Rabbits wherever I go for the event that I might meet somebody I know).
[This message has been edited by Phrensied Rabbits (edited 03-15-2004).] |
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#31
2004-03-15, 21:58 |
Baldo
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
You have been added my friend. If you email me at Lifereaper0@hotmail.com I will notify you when the book of chillinism is finally written.
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#32
2004-03-18, 22:00 |
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
This reminds me a bit of the Church of the Subgenius.
Praise BOB.
SLAAACK!!!
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#33
2004-03-19, 04:40 |
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
chillinism.... sounds pretty awesome i would love to be let in!! if thats chill with you all... i could get a shitload of my friends into it here as well... and than one of these days you would be walking down the street and hearing people talking about their last chill holiday... this should be a real religion like not a real one cuz looks to me like it is but it should be written somewhere that chillinism is the next best thing and you should get enough followers to make coke legal 15 days of the year!!!!
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#34
2004-03-19, 09:39 |
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
Idiots...idiots all.
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#35
2004-03-19, 11:48 |
Phrensied Rabbits
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
quote:Originally posted by soccerchicky12:
you should get enough followers to make coke legal 15 days of the year!!!!
Coke?
that's not chill, man...
you're doing processed shit?
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#36
2004-03-19, 15:13 |
Baldo
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
Rabbit my friend, Don't tell him it's not chill? While I myself do not partake of coke it does not mean that no one does. If it makes him feel chill then by all means do as you must.
All are welcome to join just post or email me your conversion name. It doesn't have to be different from your real name.
Peace
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#37
2004-03-22, 02:37 |
fakeithardx
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
i am a newly converted chillinist. i plan on writing and distributing my book of st. chill if you dont mind. its pretty sweet.
it will be called
the extremely sweet book of the most sweet and awesome st. chill
this has already been confirmed as chill and sweet by st. chill
SWEET
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#38
2004-03-22, 14:25 |
Baldo
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
That's the beauty of St. Chill. We could all right are own book of chill and we would all be right. I applaud your effort and please email me a copy when yours is complete.
Baldo
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#39
2004-03-22, 22:38 |
Phrensied Rabbits
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
write that shit, little man
put that book /in my hand!
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#40
2004-04-15, 22:51 |
Phrensied Rabbits
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
rather big bump here...
where does be that book?
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#41
2004-04-16, 14:51 |
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Re: New Religion - Chillinism
you guyz are soooo funny!!! SWEET!!!!
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