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Phrensied Rabbits · #1 2004-03-03, 14:18

If your face or your name was, like, quoted on one of the WWJD kind of t-shirts or bracelts, what kind of paraphernalia would your religion have and what would the quote say?

rejected monkey · #2 2004-03-03, 15:38

My religion would be one of sacrifice, where virgins (of legal age, please) are placed in the temple in which I dwell, and I "deal" with them.

And then you have to kill one person of an opposite religion with a dagger, a cerimonial one, supplied by me.

Yes, indeed. The saying would be "what would the MONKEY DO!?!?!". Chances are you won't like the anwser.

-RM

ashesofzen · #3 2004-03-03, 17:12

if i started a religion, it certainly wouldn't be to waste time with icons and sill things like that. if i would spend the time to cobble one together, it would probably fail though, anyway.

Phrensied Rabbits · #4 2004-03-03, 17:34

I didn't say if you created a reilgion

I just said if you were a religious symbol what would the slogan on your t-shirts be

[This message has been edited by Phrensied Rabbits (edited 03-03-2004).]

ashesofzen · #5 2004-03-03, 17:47

i see. . .maybe, "sit down and shut the fuck up already!" (tm)

ilbastardoh · #6 2004-03-03, 20:06

I'd sell bongs, and they would have written on them.."smoke some shit cause it's holy"

Hexadecimal · #7 2004-03-03, 21:55

Definitely Diabloesque Wizardspike style daggers with the inscription on the blade saying, "Bleed for thy beliefs; kill for thy world."

stealthdonkey · #8 2004-03-04, 05:01

WWFYPD?

what would "FUCK YOU!" personafied do?

SEN D-F · #9 2004-03-04, 05:25

'Hi!'

Diokhan · #10 2004-03-04, 08:28

Quote:

quote:Originally posted by rejected monkey:

...Yes, indeed. The saying would be "what would the MONKEY DO!?!?!". Chances are you won't like the anwser.

-RM

Throw it's faeces at people it doesnt like? I can see that catching on