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i wanabe a stealth master · #1 2004-03-03, 02:57

Can God creat a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it?

Hexadecimal · #2 2004-03-03, 03:00

What if the god you believe in isn't omnipotent? You ignorant cunt.

UnknownVeritas · #3 2004-03-03, 03:01

This topic has come up about 5 million times...

Schraff · #4 2004-03-03, 03:03

SHUT.UP.NOW.

ashesofzen · #5 2004-03-03, 03:15

Wittgenstein

SEN D-F · #6 2004-03-03, 03:16

Oh enough. We've heard this a million times over.

dearestnight_falcon · #7 2004-03-03, 03:38

your thinking of it in a retarded way...

An all powerful god could create a rock of any weight/mass/whatever

and could lift a rock of any weight/mass/whatever

its pretty abstract to say

"a rock so heavy he cant lift it"

It isnt that he cant do it, its that it isnt a thing to do

GP42 · #8 2004-03-03, 03:59

It doesnt matter how you look at this situation, the problem is its a parodox. Its kinda like a selffulfilling prophecy, no matter how you look at it, it doesnt make sense and there for the question is effectively void. And as a side note i dont think its worth being an ass about a response. If you dont have a decent reply why bother. Its a waste of energey for those typing it and for those reading it. But then again who am I to tell others what to do.

Diokhan · #9 2004-03-03, 04:38

After a couple a hundred of these each month you'll feel like beating the guy into the ground too.

praisejahmoreherb · #10 2004-03-05, 01:29

Could God microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

Now do Wiggum!!

ilbastardoh · #11 2004-03-05, 14:43

Can you think of a question you haven't thought of yet?

SEN D-F · #12 2004-03-05, 17:07

Quote:

quote:Originally posted by praisejahmoreherb:

Could God microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

Now do Wiggum!!

I believe it was, could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn't eat it?

Easy Going · #13 2004-03-05, 20:22

This is an easy one. The answer is no.

i wanabe a stealth master · #14 2004-03-05, 22:58

I could definately go for a jesus burrito right about now.

onion jack 67 · #15 2004-03-06, 00:56

i think when it comes to rock GOD likes it heavy. the heavier the rock, the better and me thinks GOD has no problem with heavy rock. i see GOD as more soul + gospel lover but GOD loves music, even pop... no! GOD don't like cheap pop music from tins.

anyway, the rock is an illusion and the heavy rock is in the head. gospel rock is in the soul and country rock is in the country.

CBaoth · #16 2004-03-06, 03:10

i think i prefered the one about could he make a pie so big he couldnt eat it...

dearestnight_falcon · #17 2004-03-06, 03:47

God can't do anything anyway...

He CAN'T sin. and he CAN'T lie.

ilbastardoh · #18 2004-03-06, 04:08

God doesn't deal with weights and measures. You think you're solid, asshole? You only appear solid due to electromagnetic forces holding your body together. In reality you are 96% empty space. The distance of an electron in it's first valence shell to it's neucleus is enourmous. Think of the distance from Jupiter to the Sun, if particles were that big, or a grain of rice in the center of the sistine chapel.

LysergiAbsurdum · #19 2004-03-06, 05:32

Of course God can't do such a thing. Look at God's muscles! They're friggin' huge!

i wanabe a stealth master · #20 2004-03-07, 06:38

Quote:

quote:Originally posted by onion jack 67:

i think when it comes to rock GOD likes it heavy. the heavier the rock, the better and me thinks GOD has no problem with heavy rock. i see GOD as more soul + gospel lover but GOD loves music, even pop... no! GOD don't like cheap pop music from tins.

I love you.