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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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Old 2004-03-01, 06:56
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quote:Dead!



Did you you know he was nailed to a cross by a bunch of Jews! Like OMGz0r!

[This message has been edited by Acid-Killer (edited 03-01-2004).]
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Old 2004-03-01, 07:05
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HOLY SHIT!
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Old 2004-03-03, 02:19
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He's dead?

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW THAT JESUS IS DEAD??????
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Old 2004-03-03, 18:26
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yeah

me and the rabbi strapped on our jew beanies and nailed that long hair to a cross

we were pretty fucked up that night huh?
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Old 2004-03-03, 19:11
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ill stop lacing ur weed but it was pretty damn funny
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Old 2004-03-03, 19:12
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ill stop lacing ur weed but it was pretty damn funny
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Old 2004-03-03, 22:22
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Dude, only post the same stupid thing once.
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Old 2004-03-03, 22:23
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Dude, only post the same stupid thing once.
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Old 2004-03-03, 22:34
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quote:Originally posted by afrodeeziak87:

we were pretty fucked up that night huh?
Yeah, we thought it was Purim. Those were the days, eh?
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Old 2004-03-03, 22:36
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A moderatly successful Rally co-driver.
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Old 2004-03-03, 22:56
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yeah but remember

it was self defense

haha
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Old 2004-03-03, 23:51
inquisitor_11 inquisitor_11 is offline
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What did you do with the body?
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Old 2004-03-03, 23:56
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quote:Originally posted by inquisitor_11:

What did you do with the body?

The hell?

What do you think?

We nailed it to a plank of wood and scurried off, twirling our handlebar mustaches all the way.
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Old 2004-03-05, 03:09
inquisitor_11 inquisitor_11 is offline
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Well after every hit you have to do something with the body dont you?
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Old 2004-03-05, 22:03
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jesus is an alien
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Old 2004-03-06, 03:12
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see he didnt rise fro mthe dead... they just burt his body...
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