Here's What I Have Decided.

I've been sitting around thinking about the all these religions and all the fighting that goes on between them and how rediculous it all seems. But I suppose I need to pick some kind of spiritual affiliation, and since they all seem just as fucking rediculous, I have decided to start worshipping the greek god Poseidon, or as the Romans call him, Neptune.

Praise Neptune.

[malaria]

I would say "Praise Neptune" as well, but I happen to hate the ocean. So I am going to have to go with the Celtic goddess Arduinna. I live in the woods, I love pigs, and am fond of the moon.

Praise Arduinna!

Damn, I'm going to have to get that myth book I was going to get so I can understand this stuff.

I'd actually rather go with a Celtic one than Meditteranean too, but I don't really know the specifics on any of them. Too bad.

Hey, why doesn't totse have a guide to gods and goddesses or something!

Screw it, I'll just stop be quite so lazy and go find one, maybe if I do I'll come back and put it here so we can all have some fun with this.

Though, technically, I don't really believe in "worshiping", so to speak, any singular entity, I would like to think or it more as an embodiment of what it represents.

That might seem kind of repetitive...

well, off I go then!

Off to find me a Goddess to worship!

that last one quit so I moved on to Chris and he wanted me to sacrifice a cat...I hope this doesn't turn out like that did, hehehe, lmao...

I like that idea, I'm going to worship Bacchus and Colonel Sanders. Get drunk, go in the woods, rip apart small animals, and eat fried chicken.

Praise Dionysus and Sanders!!!!

quote:Originally posted by praisejahmoreherb:



Praise Dionysus and Sanders!!!!

Dionysis is the same as Bacchus?

[Hexadecimal]

I've always been a big fan of Horus, Osiris, Set, and Anubis.

All praise the Ra!

We could collaborate and come up with the ultimate Pantheon, kinda like Fantasy Football or something.

[Craftian]

quote:Originally posted by Phrensied Rabbits:

Dionysis is the same as Bacchus?

Dionysus is the Greek name for who the Romans called Bacchus.

Like Zeus/Jupiter, Hermes/Mercury, Aphrodite/Venus, Ares/Mars, etc.

[This message has been edited by Craftian (edited 02-28-2004).]

ODIN!!!!!!!!!!

But not Asatru, straight Norse.

Die with a sword in your hand.