My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your GodFor discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.
quote:A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both male and female." This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
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2004-02-20, 08:15
bodomised
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Perth, Australia
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2004-02-20, 17:08
Phrensied Rabbits
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hehehe, kickass
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2004-02-21, 02:55
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2004-02-22, 10:38
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Minas Tirith, Gondor, Middle Earth
that would be pretty funny if there was such thing as god instead of him being a worn out rumor
2004-02-20, 05:44
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