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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

 
 
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  #1   Add EssJay to your ignore list  
Old 2004-02-05, 06:44
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To express my hatred towards the stupidity of christians I am eating a bible. It's not thqat much compared to, say, Marilyn Manson, but it's a start. Could someone tell me some really important chapters like Revelations (which I just finished today, mmm yum!)?
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Old 2004-02-05, 07:25
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yayyyyyyyyyy.... im happy!!!!
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Old 2004-02-05, 09:00
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Default Re: Take that you Christian Motherfuckers

I must say, that is a weird way to offend christians.... I would find it much more offensive if you used it as TP.

try eating matthew, mark, luke, john, romans if you are so set on trying to eat the bible..
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Old 2004-02-05, 10:19
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You'll have to send me some recipes.
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Old 2004-02-05, 11:01
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Using the pages for rolling paper is more traditional.
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Old 2004-02-05, 16:55
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I find it interesting that you're trying to offend Christians on a board dominated by Atheists. It sounds to me like you're trying to impress someone.

Anyway, Jesus will have the last laugh when you die from all the bleached pages you've eaten.
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Old 2004-02-05, 17:08
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Yeah seriously. Those pages are covered in ink, and God knows what. Why the fuck would you eat them? Yes, Im sure it makes you feel like a hardcore atheist to eat the bible, but you're actually just a moron.

If you want to 'express your hatred towards the stupidity of christians' why don't you actually say something intelligent that perhaps negates something they claim?
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Old 2004-02-05, 20:53
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the bible will have it's revenge on you.
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Old 2004-02-05, 22:08
Hammer&Sickle Hammer&Sickle is offline
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Default Re: Take that you Christian Motherfuckers

DUDE the revelation is so fucking sweet, fire and brimstone! ah thats the only one you should have read. it's pretty trippy.
 


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