Prove to me God exists

Can somone prove to me that God exists. Any way you can say it.

[Hexadecimal]

God is the pop can in front of me. I can feel it, drink from it, piss in it, worship it, pray to it, whatever I wish. It exists, and I call it God.

^

Be more specific you fucking dildo.

[---Beany---]

quote:Originally posted by pakiplayer421:

Can somone prove to me that God exists. Any way you can say it.

Do it yourself you lazy semen stain.

[Tyrant]

Look.

imaginary friends are our own creation, no one can prove his existance, it is an experience.

the whole point of experience is that it is a personal thing, hard to share.

[This message has been edited by CroaT (edited 02-03-2004).]

[sp0rkius]

quote:Originally posted by Tyrant:

Look.

*Looks*

*Sees his computer screen*

*notices a distinct lack of unexplainable things that can only be attributed to God, let alone anything that proves beyond doubt the existance of anything outside of the physical realm.*

Uhh, what am I supposed to be looking at?

[SEN D-F]

Try looking in pakiplayer421's head. With all the space in there, that could turn out to be where God's been hiding all these years.

your all idiots i go to a christan shcool and even i know god does NOT exist, all you have to show for it is an unreliable book called the bible that for all you know could have been written by a group of gay drunks in an inn. god has never done anything for me or anyone i know, of course god did all this amazing stuff but there are no eyewitnesses. no human was present at the moment of "creation" so nobody observed it therefore creation and god cannot be science. people just created religion because they are too feeble minded to accept that they dont have all the answers for every question so they make one up(god). in short there is NO god.

~mi1es22~

quote:Originally posted by mi1es22:

your all idiots i go to a christan shcool and even i know god does NOT exist, all you have to show for it is an unreliable book called the bible that for all you know could have been written by a group of gay drunks in an inn. god has never done anything for me or anyone i know, of course god did all this amazing stuff but there are no eyewitnesses. no human was present at the moment of "creation" so nobody observed it therefore creation and god cannot be science. people just created religion because they are too feeble minded to accept that they dont have all the answers for every question so they make one up(god). in short there is NO god.

~mi1es22~

So tell me Miles do you have blond hair blue eyes 5ft 7inches tall?

Prove to me he dosn't

[Haddock]

quote:Originally posted by eightball1975:

So tell me Miles do you have blond hair blue eyes 5ft 7inches tall?

I am

[---Beany---]

^ That's one terrifying haddock.

quote:Originally posted by mi1es22:

your all idiots i go to a christan shcool and even i know god does NOT exist, all you have to show for it is an unreliable book called the bible that for all you know could have been written by a group of gay drunks in an inn. god has never done anything for me or anyone i know, of course god did all this amazing stuff but there are no eyewitnesses. no human was present at the moment of "creation" so nobody observed it therefore creation and god cannot be science. people just created religion because they are too feeble minded to accept that they dont have all the answers for every question so they make one up(god). in short there is NO god.

~mi1es22~

amen to that

Law Of Conservation Of Matter: "Matter cannot be created or destroyed"

However, matter exists. So it must have been "created" at some point. The thing that created matter is its "Creator", which is God.

there's a concrete arguement for someone to call me an idiot for saying. Enjoy it.

PS: Yes, the law of conservation matter/energy have changed a bit since einstein. But why don't you just shut up knowitall.

To those who believe, no proof is necessary. To those who don't believe, no proof will sufice.

God is what you make him out to be.

there is no proff of anything that can be remotely god related and i have green eyes not blue u stupid nazi.

quote:Originally posted by mi1es22:

your all idiots

"you're," perhaps?

quote:i go to a christan shcool

doesn't give you credibility.

quote:and even i know god does NOT exist, all you have to show for it is an unreliable book called the bible that for all you know could have been written by a group of gay drunks in an inn.

and for all you know, those drunken gays could have been right.

secondly, you've done nothing to back up your statement "...god does NOT exist..."

quote:god has never done anything for me or anyone i know, of course god did all this amazing stuff but there are no eyewitnesses.

maybe you've never really been in need of the help of god? or maybe you're just not important enough. (gasp?!)

quote: no human was present at the moment of "creation" so nobody observed it therefore creation and god cannot be science.

please, elaborate. preferably while i can keep a straight face.

quote: people just created religion because they are too feeble minded to accept that they dont have all the answers for every question so they make one up(god). in short there is NO god.

~mi1es22~

trust me, i've probably thought of all of your arguments years ago.

you've offered no proof of anything.

AoZ

if god exists, we cant prove he exists

if god doesnt exist, we dont need to prove that either

[whocares123]

God exists...That's it. Now shine my shoes!

...Damn Buddhists...

Umm ok Ashesofzen, not only did you just use disinfo tactics with that reply, but you questioning peoples credibility doesn't help answer the mans question. So shut the hell up and post something useful. Ask people to elaborate and leave it at that. Of course there are idiots that can't spell, nobody asked you to point out the obvious..

[Tyrant]

God isn't a hypothesis to be proven. It's an experience to be endured.

Like I said: Look for him.

[Dark_Magneto]

quote:Originally posted by Tyrant:

Like I said: Look for him.

How big is his cock?

[Duck]

could a mod in this forum please find the best prove/disprove the existance of god threads and stick them in an archive to refer the noobs to? I have seen dozens of threads like this and the quality is declining.

"a puddle will perfectly fit a depression in the earth, so was the earth created to be perfect for a puddle?" Listen, retards, we evolved into what we are today in order to better fit the enviroment. It made us, god didn't make it to be perfect for us.

[Craftian]

quote:Originally posted by theBishop:

The thing that created matter is its "Creator", which is God.

How do you know this "Creator" shares the same attributes as your god?

quote:PS: Yes, the law of conservation matter/energy have changed a bit since einstein. But why don't you just shut up knowitall.

So you knew your argument was flawed but decided to post it anyhow?

quote:Originally posted by ashesofzen:

you've done nothing to back up your statement "...god does NOT exist..."

Shifting the burden of proof. No need to back up his statement until the people making the claim (ie. theists) back up theirs.

quote:maybe you've never really been in need of the help of god? or maybe you're just not important enough. (gasp?!)

Ah, so because he has no reason to think that a god exists he should assume that it does and he's just not important enough to be given any evidence?

quote:you've offered no proof of anything.

The topic of this thread is "Prove to me God exists". What made you think that the original poster would be proving anything in this thread?

Excuse me if it sounded like i meant "The Christian God".

All i meant, in my tongue-in-cheek proof of god's existance is that whatever created matter is God.

[Craftian]

Did I say Christian anywhere?

And your proof still assumes (without reason) that matter was created.