Jesus...what a fuckin stoner...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/internatio...869273,00.html

Comments?

I personally think it's great, if it's not bullshit that is...

Just doing what Jesus would have,

~Mike

[ytter_man]

thats an interesting point of view. ive heard this before, but getting high off the oils of cannibus rubbed on skin? this could blow the top off of stonerdom! just mix with hand lotion or something and get fucked up? ive heard of getting high on acid by applying it to the skin and using a light tourniquet (sp?).

Hmm....ive head stories about Jimi Hendrix putting acid in his headbands when he played and his head like absorbed it. interesting.....

::goes out and buys acid and headbands::

-rage

[Dr.Zombie]

I could go for some of that healing right about now.

quote:Originally posted by Dr.Zombie:

I could go for some of that healing right about now.

Damn Straight!

Tell me...

What Would Jesus Do?

hey, did you guys know jesus was gay?

Fucking potheads. Seriously, how could they think that Jesus was a pothead? And furthermore, how could they prove it? They can't. It's a bunch of stupid little potheads who want some fucking attention.

Use it, but don't glorify it.

[SEN D-F]

quote:Originally posted by LordJugz:

Fucking potheads. Seriously, how could they think that Jesus was a pothead? And furthermore, how could they prove it? They can't. It's a bunch of stupid little potheads who want some fucking attention.

Use it, but don't glorify it.

They'd prove it the same way they 'prove' anything in the bible. They analyze scripture and come to a conclusion about what it means.

And you realize that the only reason you see this as negative is because you have been taught into thinking pot is bad and anyone who does it is a loser. WRONG! Pot is 'bad' because of many things that happened over the course of the last century. Pretty much, people took it upon themselves to use some of the most amazing [in a bad way] propaganda tactics you could think of to get people to hate pot. This was back in the 30's.

Back in biblical times do you think anyone thought of weed as some horrible drug that ruind peoples lives? NO! People didn't have mass media to throw bullshit at them back then, so all they saw it as was a tool. Something God put on the earth for them to use.

So why do you think its so bad that Jesus might have used pot to heal? Im pretty sure that if Jesus came across some pot he'd know exactly what it is, and he'd know that it was put on the earth by God for us to use. Why else would God put it there? Why would God put something on the earth, with the ability to help people in many different ways if he didn't expect us to use it? Logically, it would be stupid for Jesus not to have used pot to heal. If it can help with things, and he knows it can help, he'd be stupid not to use it.

Its all a matter of perception. Im sure your mommy and daddy tell you how you'll become a heroine addict if you ever smoke pot, but I think God knew what he was doing when he put it here. I also think anyone who uses pot to help them through life, be it to cure something, help with pain, or whatever they need help with that pot can give, is smart. And that would include Jesus if he did use it, which I never doubted he did [Im sure he used a lot of these 'awful drugs' to help people, if he existed that is].

Oh, and as for this being 'a bunch of stupid little potheads who want some fucking attention', you should probably pull your head out of your ass. Just because this was an article in High Times doesn't mean it was researched by pot heads. Bible thumpers have been researching and looking into thigns like this for a LONG time, and they're the ones who come to the conclusions. SO if you don't like that people are claiming Jesus used pot to heal people go take it up with the bible thumpers who discovered this, not the pot heads who put it in their magazine.