Christian Paradox

Christian paradox

"Christians are funny," the wise man said.

the child merely stared, nodding his head.

viewing the signs of incomprehension,

the wise man grew close with no evil intentions.

"Do you know why christians are funny?" The wise man inquired,

"...Because a mortal is someone they like and admire?"

The wise man laughed, and leaned back in his chair

"Yes, child, that; and because life isnt fair.

You see life as we know it, doesnt work right,

it reverses and threatens and smites with its might,

and makes sure everything works directly reverse,

the outcome is varied; either better or worse."

"How does this apply to christians" the child said

"Well..." the wise man stated: "Life has an end.

Life is with death as love is with hate,

and as all christians know, they cant escape this fate.

But for them, they believe that heaven awaits,

that its a physical place of blissful mental states.

They were informed this from a man, in his day,

who had nothing to do but to think and persuade.

He was bored in his time, with some very honed skills,

understanding the world and happy until

he found that humanity would destroy itself in time,

so in hopes of prevention, he made a religion - one of a kind.

With a god and a church, and rules to abide by,

back then Jesus thought he was pretty sly.

'oh I saved humanity, yay for I.'

Only later he realized that humanity would die.

Through all his efforts, his time and his fun,

he forgot to read 'Logic: 101.'"

The child sat quizzical, still staring with thought

"Child, here is one thing that christians should be taught:

because they're close-minded, he will never be found.

They look in their heart, in the sky and the ground,

but they'll never find Jesus, for he is me.

I am Jake Taylor, and all I say now,

is 'fuck you, damn humans, there are too many of you for hell to allow."

Awesome.

I wish old people told me stuff like that